#1
so its currently 3 20 AM and i cant sleep at all. its burning up in my house and i just ate a hot pocket. (ill regret that in about 20 minutes) what are some things you guys do to fall asleep faster? any tip would be greatly appreciated.
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#3
Fap....I'm super cereal
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#4
indeed, listen to music? Pink floyd, or listen to some Idoser files! *If you know what those are*

Or just count sheep....and keep em...
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cup of tea, watch tv till you get physically exhausted and nod off

i hear tea has caffiene in it though. so that would kind of defeat the purpose of trying to fall asleep.
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O.D!!!! lol
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#9
more hotpockets?
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i hear tea has caffiene in it though. so that would kind of defeat the purpose of trying to fall asleep.



well how sensitive are you to it?

if you aren't at all just a little will help to shut you down
#13
Shot of vodka or tequila to calm you down.

If you're not old enough, a glass of warm milk with a teaspoon of sugar and some cinnamon.
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#15
Punch yourself
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#16
Whenever I can't sleep I stab myself repeatedly.


EDIT: But that only works if your weiner is long enough to reach your butthole.
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#17
Oh, that too, but it wakes me up knowing I should probly clean up the mess.
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Whenever I can't sleep I stab myself repeatedly.


EDIT: But that only works if your weiner is long enough to reach your butthole.

i think i speak for the whole pit when i say 'what the hell'
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i think i speak for the whole pit when i say 'what the hell'

I think it's my bedtime.
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Shot of vodka or tequila to calm you down.

If you're not old enough, a glass of warm milk with a teaspoon of sugar and some cinnamon.




I usually just read... listening to music doesn't work because I get too into the music... tv sometimes works, but reading is best.
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#21
well i think im gonna try a glass of milk with a shot of vodka, while counting sheep and listening to music. and punch myself in the face to top it all of. thanks guys
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I usually just read... listening to music doesn't work because I get too into the music... tv sometimes works, but reading is best.


What's so funny?
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#23
So basically,this is the best way to fall asleep

Drink Tea, then get drunk, try reading, realize you can't so stop, Eat another hot pocket. Pound yourself insanely to a sexy movie, then punch yourself and stab your ass. Then could some sheep.

The Pits surefire way to fall asleep!

EDIT:

So basically,this is the best way to fall asleep

Drink Tea, then get drunk, try reading, realize you can't so stop, Eat another hot pocket. FAP yourself insanely to a sexy movie, then punch yourself and stab your ass. Then could some sheep.

Note: "If you're not old enough for vodka or even alcohol, a glass of warm milk with a teaspoon of sugar and some cinnamon."

The Pits surefire way to fall asleep!
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#24
Don't forget fap, this IS UG...




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What's so funny?


The "If you're not old enough, a glass of warm milk with a teaspoon of sugar and some cinnamon." .... just made me think:
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#25
Quite right, sorry for the inconvenience.
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Don't forget fap, this IS UG...





The "If you're not old enough, a glass of warm milk with a teaspoon of sugar and some cinnamon." .... just made me think:

So? I prefer to have a glass of milk than keeping the aftertaste of liquor when i'm in bed. Not to mention that i don't want to empty out my vodka or have to pay my mom for finishing her tequila.
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