#1
What's the weirdest song title you know of?

I'd have to say Mogwai's "Stupid Prick Gets Chased By The Police and Loses His Slut Girlfriend" always cracks me up.

Your turn!

btw I used the search and it didn't come up with anything.
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#5
Grab The Devil By The Horns and Fuck Him Up The Ass - Sum 41

Not that strange, but definitely kick ass
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#8
BMTH - Tell Slater Not To Wash His Dick

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#10
I Love You I'm Going To Shoot Up Your School - Mogwai
Quixoticelixir - RHCP - Great title as it actually sort of makes sense.
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#11
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I posted my opinion in the last 9000 threads with the same title as this one.


Hmm.

Wonder how I failed to find 9000 threads
#13
hahah This local band called "The" has some amazing song titles

Here are some from their full length-

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part I: I Never Want To Live In Beechum County

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part II: Massacre at the Sac-O-Suds

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part III: Metallic Mint Green 1963 Pontiac Tempest

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part IV: I'd Really Like to Get a Look at Your Files


EDIT!

Actually I might as well just post the entire cd

1 It's Science.
2 When In Rome
3 Buzz, Your Girlfriend... Woof
4 Nick Likes To Pretend
5 Well, Ill Be Damned
6 Bear Sized Beavers
7 Quaid... Start The Reactor
8 Kuato Lives
9 Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part I: I Never Want To Live In Beechum County
10 Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part II: Massacre at the Sac-O-Suds
11 Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part III: Metallic Mint Green 1963 Pontiac Tempest
12 Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part IV: I'd Really Like to Get a Look at Your Files
13 Feel Free To Spoon
14 Brass Green Cello Team
15 Thats Ironic
16 Flannel Bannel Wannle Channel
17 Oh ****! It's a Shuttle Bus
18 Hemingway Style
19 Ill Take Your Dads Batteries Out
20 Let Me Answer That By Asking You This
21 Carl Barner Shot a Bobcat
22 ...And Thats All She ****in' Wrote!
#14
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hahah This local band called "The" has some amazing song titles

Here are some from their full length-

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part I: I Never Want To Live In Beechum County

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part II: Massacre at the Sac-O-Suds

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part III: Metallic Mint Green 1963 Pontiac Tempest

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part IV: I'd Really Like to Get a Look at Your Files




That's awesome.
#15
I think panic at the disco had one called:
I slept with a member of this band and all I got was this lousy song written about me


...it was either that or fall out boy
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#16
C*ck and Ball Torture - Where the girls learn to piss on command
C*ck and Ball Torture - King A*us III
C*ck and Ball Torture - Enema Bulldozer
C*ck and Ball Torture - Spunky Monkey
C*ck and Ball Torture - Torture'lini, Ball'o'nese
#17
hahaa another local band called Monster, Monster!

What the Fµck is a Chinese Downhill?

Holy Fµck Did You See the Goblin Shark?!

Everybody do the Garcia Muchacha

Fµck you Cockfag I'm a Robot!
#18
Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is in the Water

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#19
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Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is in the Water

/thread


OR

Chapter of Obeisance before giving Breath to The Inert One in the presence of The Crescent Shaped Horns.
#20
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Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is in the Water

/thread

what's so wierd about it, it means that someone have a bit of papyrus which holds a spell to protect him/her from he from the waters
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#23
CKY Skeletor vs. Beastman, its more the lyrics that is REALLY strange
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#24
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#25
Quote by superunknown
hahah This local band called "The" has some amazing song titles

Here are some from their full length-

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part I: I Never Want To Live In Beechum County

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part II: Massacre at the Sac-O-Suds

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part III: Metallic Mint Green 1963 Pontiac Tempest

Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part IV: I'd Really Like to Get a Look at Your Files


EDIT!

Actually I might as well just post the entire cd

1 It's Science.
2 When In Rome
3 Buzz, Your Girlfriend... Woof
4 Nick Likes To Pretend
5 Well, Ill Be Damned
6 Bear Sized Beavers
7 Quaid... Start The Reactor
8 Kuato Lives
9 Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part I: I Never Want To Live In Beechum County
10 Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part II: Massacre at the Sac-O-Suds
11 Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part III: Metallic Mint Green 1963 Pontiac Tempest
12 Having a Mustache is a Full Time Job Part IV: I'd Really Like to Get a Look at Your Files
13 Feel Free To Spoon
14 Brass Green Cello Team
15 Thats Ironic
16 Flannel Bannel Wannle Channel
17 Oh ****! It's a Shuttle Bus
18 Hemingway Style
19 Ill Take Your Dads Batteries Out
20 Let Me Answer That By Asking You This
21 Carl Barner Shot a Bobcat
22 ...And Thats All She ****in' Wrote!



I literally lol'd at that one...
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#27
Any Devil Wears Prada songs,
"Hey John What's Your Name"
"Swords, Dragons and Diet Coke"
"Reptar King of the Ozone"
"Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over"
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#28
The entire album Early Four Track Recordings by Of Montreal
1. "Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath"
2. "Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath"
3. "Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap"
4. "Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap"
5. "Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub"
6. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home"
7. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub"
8. "Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub"
9. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue"
10. "Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet"
11. "Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub"
12. "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan"
13. "Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself"
14. "Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree"
15. "Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom"
16. "Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom"
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#29
Han som tuggar med öppen mun dör (The one who chews with his mouth open dies)
Or
I hennes majestäts hemliga hatt (In her majesty's secret hat)

Both by the Swedish Bitpop band Slagsmålsklubben (which translates to Fight Club)

Edit: Changed my mind... It's "Fox Goes To Japan In Order To Meet Other Ninja Foxes In The Tribe Of Hokkaido"
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#31
WRRAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! - Clearwater Deathblow (Grindcore Stuff)
****-Start My Dinner - Cyaegha
#32
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hiking metal punks by darkthrone
brothers of metal manowar


You're not even trying.

Some Frank Zappa is always needed for these threads:

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
The Duke of Prunes
St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Who Needs the Peace Corps?
Penguin in Bondage
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Dickie's Such An Asshole
Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
Lonesome Electric Turkey
What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
Who Are the Brain Police?
Help, I'm A Rock
The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
Cleatus Awreetus-Awrightus
Sexual Harassment in the Workplace
In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky
Swans? What Swans?
Titties n' Beer
He's So Gay
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Fembot in a Wet T-Shirt
Naval Aviation in Art?
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
The Legend of the Illinois Enema Bandit
Lumpy Gravy
When Yuppies Go to Hell
Star Wars Won't Work
T'Mershi Duween
Alien Orifice
I Have Been in You
Waka/Jawaka
Your Mouth
Muffin Man
Penis Dimension
The Adventures of Greggory Peccary
What's The Ugliest Part of Your Body?
Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
Dog Breath Variations
Theme From the 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear
Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992

And that's not even close to the amount of songs he has in his discography.
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#33
preschool tea party massacre
giving head to a shotgun, i **** on the first date, dimebag is just like selena.... dead.
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#34
Rainy Day Women #12 and 35
She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling

Most of those are country song titles.

http://baetzler.de/humor/country_song_titles.html
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