Poll: Do you sit down and pee?
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View poll results: Do you sit down and pee?
Yesh
163 25%
Nay
401 62%
Ask your mum
81 13%
Voters: 646.
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#1
i mean.. seriously.. i cant be the only one

and besides, feels good man..

[EDIT] ^ above question aimed at guise
Last edited by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT at Dec 28, 2008,
#2
Yeah, you are.
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#4
I sit down and pee when I poop.
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#5
Yeah, even I piss while standing, and I'm a girl...I just stick a hose in my vagina and pee through it...same procedure when taking a ****.

Honestly though...here at home, I sit down when I piss because my mom gets upset if there is piss all over the toilet. I pee a lot outside though when I'm out of the house.
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#8
Quote by Azwethinkwedo
you gotta push that fxcker down man, besides, would it just point up at your face if you sit down?


cram it through my legs, it hurts like a bitch sometimes but it's better than peeing all over the floor and my feet.

If it's really late and dark I just piss from my balcony (9th floor :I )
#9
after alcohol i dont trust myself standing so yes i sit on occasion


that and when i need to text somebody
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#10
Isn't there a Man Law against this? I think you've now lost your manhood, or something like that.

But still, lolfail.
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#11
Girls sit down to pee so you are not the only one who sits down to pee...
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#12
It's awesome when the stream of pee splits and squirts everywhere.
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#13
i'm pretty sure over 50% of the worlds population sits down whilst doing a weewee
#14
Quote by HuckIt
here at home, I sit down when I piss because my mom gets upset if there is piss all over the toilet.

Really? You're incapable of getting a 3mm stream through a 300mmX500mm hole?
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#16
Quote by merfsullivan
Really? You're incapable of getting a 3mm stream through a 300mmX500mm hole?


Dude, if it splits or just comes out at a weird angle, yes.
#17
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
I do when I have a boner or in the morning when I can't aim.


if i have a boner and im gnna sit on the toilet it touches the toilet...
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#18
Quote by merfsullivan
Really? You're incapable of getting a 3mm stream through a 300mmX500mm hole?


do you work for lavatories direct?

or like getting your tape measure out in the bathroom?

EDIT: also your stream is only 3mm? you must have the smallest japs-eye in history
#19
Quote by Shyne
do you work for lavatories direct?

or like getting your tape measure out in the bathroom?

Tape measure

edit: even if it's a centimeter, which would make it pretty damn big, that's still incredibly small compared to the hole you pee into.
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Last edited by merfsullivan at Dec 28, 2008,
#20
get oot yer tape measure
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#21
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Dude, if it splits or just comes out at a weird angle, yes.


I hear you man! xD
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#25
Quote by wheatmore
after alcohol i dont trust myself standing so yes i sit on occasion


that and when i need to text somebody

Remedy to your problem with texting: Turn your body so your...___ is facing the toilet. Take a piss, hands free. Yes, I stand up. If I have a boner, pee outside.
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#26
i pee in the nearest persons mouth, then they have the duty of dispensing it where necassary
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#27
If you sit down and pee, how do you pee in the shower? Or don't you care there and just let it flow?
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#28
Quote by Finnepinne
If you sit down and pee, how do you pee in the shower? Or don't you care there and just let it flow?


Or just use the toilet that's right next to the shower..
#29
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#30
Quote by dandadog
Or just use the toilet that's right next to the shower..



Oh, I don't have that, my shower is located in the basement next to the sauna.
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#31
I only sit when I wake up, or when I know i need to take a dump as well. And when I need to text, as someone else already pointed out
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#32
I cant stand. if "it" is hard i must stand one and half meter from the toilet but it is so hard to hit the toilet then. if "it" is hard and i sit it goes over the edge and out on the floor.
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#34
New topic: has anybodies piss stream ever hit the inside of their fly and run down into their pants, In effect, pissing oneself while aiming at the toilet?
#37
Usually I stand, but last week when I was ill I blacked out just after peeing so I started sitting down until I felt better in order to avoid blacking out again, waking up curled up on the bathroom floor with a lump on your head where a bottle of shower gel fell over and smacked you isn't fun.
#38
Does anyone take their pants off when doing #2, ala scrubs? I tried once and its nice, more freedom for your legs
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#40
Quote by freedoms_stain
Usually I stand, but last week when I was ill I blacked out just after peeing so I started sitting down until I felt better in order to avoid blacking out again, waking up curled up on the bathroom floor with a lump on your head where a bottle of shower gel fell over and smacked you isn't fun.


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