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#2
Those Kazakhs are a regular hockey powerhouse.
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#5
if they were playing against Mongolia or something like that, which I guess they were, i don't see any point of posting it here and braging.
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#6
Because Canada have twat all productive to do with their time.


"Hey Canada, wanna make a decent country?"
"Nah, let's play hockey."
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#7
who cares about hockey

strictly come dancing on ice with the stars is where its at.
#8
What else are they supposed to do? Doesn't seem like there is anything except for syrup, hockey, and Rush up there.
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#9
Hockey is the only reason I am proud to live in this country.
The player are the best athletes of any sport, the game is fast paced and fun to play.

Aside from Hockey Canada sucks.
#10
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What else are they supposed to do? Doesn't seem like there is anything except for syrup, hockey, and Rush up there.


You forgot Gordie!




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#12
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Because Canada have twat all productive to do with their time.


"Hey Canada, wanna make a decent country?"
"Nah, let's play hockey."

Then why are Americans good at basketball? Stop being a douche bag and respect other countries cultures.
#14
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Then why are Americans good at basketball? Stop being a douche bag and respect other countries cultures.


I suck at basketball. Besides you don't even need an excuse for America sucking.
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#15
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Then why are Americans good at basketball? Stop being a douche bag and respect other countries cultures.



It was a joke, don't cry. This is why no one takes Canada seriously, Canada has no sense of humour although Canada is one big joke.
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#16
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Hockey is the only reason I am proud to live in this country.
The player are the best athletes of any sport, the game is fast paced and fun to play.

Aside from Hockey Canada sucks.

I love this honesty. Right on man.
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It was a joke, don't cry. This is why no one takes Canada seriously, Canada has no sense of humor although Canada is one big joke.

Wow,I'm assuming that was a joke too.I'm not crying,I'm just saying that I'm tired of people stereotyping every single Canadian and thinking that every one of us plays hockey and like you just said,have no sense of humor.Oh yeah,I do have a sense of humor and as far as I'm concerned that joke wasn't very funny.
#20
We should play a game of hockey-baseball (half hockey half baseball, haven't figured out the rules yet) against the merkins and see who wins.

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#21
Well I would hope so.
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#22
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Those Kazakhs are a regular hockey powerhouse.


no kidding eh


however canada does own at hockey but from what i saw USA vs. Germany i think Canada might be getting a run for their money from those yanks


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It was a joke, don't cry. This is why no one takes Canada seriously, Canada has no sense of humour although Canada is one big joke.


ARE YOU KIDDING?

we are like the perfect country. We dont have stupid accents like those asshats in the UK and we arent trillions of dollars in debt like the Americans


and plus the cops let us smoke kronic
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#24
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What else are they supposed to do? Doesn't seem like there is anything except for syrup, hockey, and Rush up there.


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#25
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Then why are Americans good at basketball? Stop being a douche bag and respect other countries cultures.



We're pretty good at American Football too.
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#27
Quote by Patrick L
Wow,I'm assuming that was a joke too.I'm not crying,I'm just saying that I'm tired of people stereotyping every single Canadian and thinking that every one of us plays hockey and like you just said,have no sense of humor.Oh yeah,I do have a sense of humor and as far as I'm concerned that joke wasn't very funny.

/facepalm.

You take things too seriously.
#28
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Wow,I'm assuming that was a joke too.I'm not crying,I'm just saying that I'm tired of people stereotyping every single Canadian and thinking that every one of us plays hockey and like you just said,have no sense of humor.Oh yeah,I do have a sense of humor and as far as I'm concerned that joke wasn't very funny.


The maritimes don't count as part of Canada until they get their own NHL hockey team.
#29
Quote by Patrick L
Wow,I'm assuming that was a joke too.I'm not crying,I'm just saying that I'm tired of people stereotyping every single Canadian and thinking that every one of us plays hockey and like you just said,have no sense of humor.Oh yeah,I do have a sense of humor and as far as I'm concerned that joke wasn't very funny.


"If I can be serious for a minute..."

Are you Lance Storm in disguise?

(e-fudge to whoever gets that)
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#30
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Yeah but in all honesty Khazakstan would crush us in their national sport...


Canadas national sport is actually curling.
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#32
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Canadas national sport is actually curling.


Curling isn't a sport.

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#33
I didn't even bother to watch the game...anyone with a tad of common sense would have seen this coming.

I'm actually kinda surprised that Tavares had less than 5 points though.
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#34
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Yeah but in all honesty Khazakstan would crush us in their national sport...


rape?

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#35
I wish I lived in a country that glorifies hockey. Instead I live in America where we watch shit sports like baseball.
#36
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I wish I lived in a country that glorifies hockey. Instead I live in America where we watch shit sports like baseball.


just cause you don't like it doesn't mean it's a **** sport, grow up kid.

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Then why are Americans good at basketball?


Cause, we're all black over here, duh
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#37
I hate arrogant Canadians, they make the rest of us look like Americans.
#38
Quote by Patrick L
Wow,I'm assuming that was a joke too.I'm not crying,I'm just saying that I'm tired of people stereotyping every single Canadian and thinking that every one of us plays hockey and like you just said,have no sense of humor.Oh yeah,I do have a sense of humor and as far as I'm concerned that joke wasn't very funny.



Honestly, Canadians really don't have reason to complain about being stereotyped as igloo-dwelling sense-of-humorless hockey beasts when their southern neighbors ALL get stereotyped as arrogant dumb fatasses :|


edit: lol above post proves point
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#39
I'll be the first to say it....


Yay canada! *waves flag*
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#40
Quote by Patrick L
Wow,I'm assuming that was a joke too.I'm not crying,I'm just saying that I'm tired of people stereotyping every single Canadian and thinking that every one of us plays hockey and like you just said,have no sense of humor.Oh yeah,I do have a sense of humor and as far as I'm concerned that joke wasn't very funny.


Settle down eh? Lets not argue and just play some hockey.
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