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#1
my vp's daughter has a nice ass and big tits should i bang her anything to add to make it funnier to be around her mom would be helpful
#2
Did you just ask if you should bang a hot girl.......WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#4
Quote by Bamitchell
Did you just ask if you should bang a hot girl.......WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?


A ridiculously easy answerable one!
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#6
Quote by Bamitchell
Did you just ask if you should bang a hot girl.......WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

exactly


don't waste the pits time with stupid questions
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#7
not really hot but decent

i also wanted funny things that i could say to her mom (my vP)
#8
Pics
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#9
pics.
My last.fm
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i've always found pop to be harder to play than metal... especially shred metal... it's just really fast tremolo picking and the occasional palm mute... and the only chords you have to worry about are power chords...
#10
Quote by 20sacksam
Pics

or GTFO
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#11
Does she care about lack of pubes or kids who's balls haven't dropped?

If not then yes.
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#12
Quote by Bamitchell
Did you just ask if you should bang a hot girl.......WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?


Well, judging by the way he phrased it, a very good one, since it looks like he'll never get the opportunity.
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#13
This angers the pit...PIT SMASH!!!!!!!
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#14
pics?
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#15
pics.....
and wtf why would you question the banging of a hot chick?
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#16
more to the point do you actually have a chance with this girl or are you pretending you do like mopst of the memebers of the pit?
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#17
has she actually expressed any interest?
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#18
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not really hot but decent

i also wanted funny things that i could say to her mom (my vP)


I brutally raped your daughter. Trust me, that'll be hilarious.
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#19
Are you stupid?
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#20
Quote by MHDrunk
has she actually expressed any interest?

If she had, would he be asking us about banging her right now?
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#21
bang the vp??
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#22
always **** someone close to a person in power...then you can make fun of that person in power all day

"detention...yea whateva, i ****ed your daughter"
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#24
Quote by Bamitchell
If she had, would he be asking us about banging her right now?


O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#26
Quote by PirateXc
not really hot but decent

i also wanted funny things that i could say to her mom (my vP)
Im confused, nice ass, big tits, but not really hot? Her face must be despicable

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#27
threadfail
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#28
Hai guiz!

Therez thiz reely hawt chik who wantz my pen0r,
shuld I bang her?!?!11

And wut Shuld I tel hur Mom whoz my Vice Prinsipul?
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#29
Better question, will she let you?


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exactly


don't waste the pits time with stupid questions



Wait, I thought the pit was mainly a source of time wasting, not using it wisely. I guess i've been doing it wrong.
*leaves pit*
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
Last edited by monkeysintheday at Dec 28, 2008,
#30
Quote by monkeysintheday
Better question, will she let you?

Like I just said, IF SHE WOULD DO YOU THINK HE WOULD ASK US????
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#32
Quote by Bamitchell
Like I just said, IF SHE WOULD DO YOU THINK HE WOULD ASK US????



On the reverse side would he ask us if she didn't let him?
This leads me to the conclusion that TS has no capacity for logic.
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#33
Quote by monkeysintheday
On the reverse side would he ask us if she didn't let him?
This leads me to the conclusion that TS has no capacity for logic.


Maybe he is hoping that the Pit can give him advice on HOW to get into her pants...which is STILL bad logic cause the pit isn't really helpful...unless you need a laugh or hug.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#34
You're seriously asking whether or not you should bone a hot girl?

No, you shouldn't. Now, get out the way and let me do it.
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#35
Quote by Doppelgänger
Give me a name.


Please don't mess with his mind Doppelganger,
he's just a boy!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#36
Quote by Doppelgänger
Give me a name.

lol i love the creepiness there.

he knows where you go to school, live....

give him the name
My last.fm
Quote by OMMad
i've always found pop to be harder to play than metal... especially shred metal... it's just really fast tremolo picking and the occasional palm mute... and the only chords you have to worry about are power chords...
#38
Quote by monkeysintheday
Better question, will she let you?


Wait, I thought the pit was mainly a source of time wasting, not using it wisely. I guess i've been doing it wrong.
*leaves pit*

it is, but come on.
Only one reason that he would post that question: he dosen't want to bang her
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
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