#1
So I shaved the epic beard a few days ago, and I'm letting it grow again.
My only problem is that there is spots of little to no hair whatsoever.

My wife said I should take testosterone injections or pills if I want it back the way it used to be.

Thoughts? Or is there something else I should do?
#3
I ****ed up my goatee around the edges a couple of days ago try to fix up some asymmetry I created when shaving
#7
Beard...I could have sworn this was about your balls....
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#8
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#9
I so thought this was gonna be about pubes. I'm ever so disappointed.

Don't go for any testosterone injections or any of that ****. Just leave it and it'll sort it self out.
I'm so adjective, I verb nouns.
#11
You say things like 'epic,' and you're in the pit for advice...but you have a wife?

Those emos were right. The world is a strange and horrible place.
Last edited by TimboSlice at Dec 28, 2008,
#12
listen to your wife.. shes got a ****ing handlebar moustache!
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#14
let it grow,
barely ever grows evenly
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#15
Take the testosterone injections and then beat her senseless in a hormonal rage.

Seriously, injections to grow back a beard? Is your wife high?
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#16
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Take the testosterone injections and then beat her senseless in a hormonal rage.

Seriously, injections to grow back a beard? Is your wife high?


I would.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#18
You tell your wife your beard is patchy,
and she suggests hormone injections?

I think you're telling us the whole story here.

That, or she isn't concerned about your beard...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#19
She's tricking your ass fool.


Just give it time.

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#20
I'm confused. You said you had an epic beard (you even referred to it as the epic beard as if everybody should know which one it is) but now that you shave it, it's growing back patchy?

Smells fishy.
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#22
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Beard...I could have sworn this was about your balls....


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#23
isnt test... umm ILLEGAL?

just let it grow.
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