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J_Se7en
Hello Mello Jello
Join date: Dec 2008
34 IQ
#1
What is your dreaaam guitar?

Mine is Ibanez JEM
PURPLE IS SEXY
DirtyMakik
has a cunning plan.
Join date: Jul 2007
291 IQ
#3
inb4 wangcaster

Probably a 1959 Gibson Les Paul Standard. or the Red Special.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
Strato-Massacre
Gudda gudda
Join date: Sep 2008
671 IQ
#6
stratocaster hss w/ ebony fretboard, locking nut, dimarzio superdistortion in the bridge, beat-up sunburst finish.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

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Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
rafa7008
not me
Join date: Jul 2008
36 IQ
#8
Quote by J_Se7en
What is your dreaaam guitar?

Mine is Ibanez JEM


Same.
CG Man16
hey
Join date: Jul 2008
814 IQ
#9
a jeff loomis sig with the colors i want
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
Zigler9
trapped in a well..ladies
Join date: Aug 2007
297 IQ
#10
The guitar Jimi Hendrix lit on fire. Woot no more distortion pedals for me.
I know now what I knew then, but I didn't know then what I know now
will123456789
No more nails!
Join date: Apr 2007
487 IQ
#11
i wanna get me an encore.. I heard they play awesome!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



Toastbot
Less than three.
Join date: Nov 2008
13 IQ
#13
I don't know. A telecaster made out of Jessica Alba's pubic hair?
guitarlord28
UG Fanatic
Join date: Dec 2008
2,012 IQ
#14
Angus Young Signature SG, or a les paul in a honey sunburst color, or the black sg that angus young used in the early days, or brian may's red special
I'll pretend I can mod your amp but break it instead.
Altoidwithmelon
Banned
Join date: Mar 2008
468 IQ
#15
already have it...schecter c-1 hellraiser with EMGs...may have only cost 700 but it is the best
J_Se7en
Hello Mello Jello
Join date: Dec 2008
34 IQ
#17
Quote by Toastbot
I don't know. A telecaster made out of Jessica Alba's pubic hair?


HAHA
PURPLE IS SEXY
imnopunkrocker9
I hate my user name
Join date: Feb 2006
215 IQ
#18
emerald green top 10 prs custom 24 with bird inlays
According to wiki FAP really stands for familial adenomatous polyposis, a type of colon cancer.
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Ibanez SZ720
Randall RG75D
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Me Playing Stuff: Here
Cheesemaster
Banned
Join date: Aug 2008
41 IQ
#19
Quote by pureebil333





I saw one of those at a guitar store the other day if only I had $99 to blow.

seriously for me is a Fender Jaguar
CFH82
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2007
1,063 IQ
#20
BIG PIC WARNING!



Ibanez JEM777VBK :-D
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

last.fm
job153
UG's PitLlama
Join date: Mar 2008
275 IQ
#21
Quote by Cheesemaster
I saw one of those at a guitar store the other day if only I had $99 to blow.

seriously for me is a Fender Jaguar


Same here man those guitars are incredible
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P0nx don't even play instruments. P0nx sold their instruments for booze money. And they sold their booze for heroin money.



Mesa Gear Fund- $350/ $2,000
shadow__666
*meaningless bollocks*
Join date: Dec 2007
2,129 IQ
#23
Quote by Cheesemaster


seriously for me is a Fender Jaguar

+1000000. Only mine would be blue-green and have a humbucker in the bridge.
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
fallenangel20
Kung Fu Treachery
Join date: Aug 2005
3,727 IQ
#24
Multi-way tie:

Emerald PRS Custom 24 (just like the one my friend just got..... )
Navy PRS Custom 22/12
Gretsch White Penguin
Silverburst Gibson Flying V
Silverburst Gibson SG 1961 Reissue
Custom Pink Fender Telecaster (long story)
Hunter green Fender Jaguar
Fender Jaguar just like Kevin Shields'

And some good acoustics, but I don't feel like looking up their names.
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Ibanez JEM, Ibanez Joe Satriani Sig (I don't know the name of it).

I though Satriani played Ernie Ball Music Mans?
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
cliff_em_all
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2004
2,963 IQ
#25
Johnny Greenwood's telecaster plus.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
Flying Couch
∀ Gundam?!
Join date: Jan 2008
1,041 IQ
#26
A custom flying V. It'd be a '67 Gibson body style, but with a string-through body. It would be made entirely from one piece of mahogany, save a flamed maple top. It would be in a tobacco burst finish, with binding like a Les Paul Standard on the body, and binding like a Les Paul Custom on the ebony neck and headstock, which would say "Gibson." No other inlays on the neck or headstock.

It would have a gold hardware and a black pickguard, but unlike a normal flying V, it would have three Seymour Duncan single-coils, like on a Strat. But they would all actally be stacked 'buckers, and hotter than normal. It would have one volume knob and one tone knob. No actives, no trem. It would have a brass nut, a Schaller roller bridge, Schaller strap locks, and the best god damn tuners money can buy.
Quote by fallenangel20
I though Satriani played Ernie Ball Music Mans?

Nah. Satch is an Ibanez guy.
Strato-Massacre
Gudda gudda
Join date: Sep 2008
671 IQ
#27
or also perhaps a 72 deluxe tele w/ an alpine white finish, flat ebony fretboard, and superdistion in the bridge and a single coil in the neck position.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

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Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

Quote by PurpleClawz
Damnit why are you full of so much win
mcdiddles
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2008
12 IQ
#28
I have my dream guitar already.

My gear:
esp ltd mh-250 w/ trem and emg hz
washburn wi14 idol series
maestro acoustic
randall rx series 15w
epiphone junior valve 35w w/eminince speaker
dann_blood
Swifter 4 life
Join date: Dec 2005
910 IQ
#29
John Petrucci's custom 7-string Ernie Ball sig, w/ acoustic piezo bridge. Have one of those robot tuning systems on it that can re-set the trem system with the changing tunings.
I would cry with sheer happiness.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
loner123
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2008
15 IQ
#30
A red Gibson SG, like my man Angus Young uses.
grenade24
Bluesify it by 20%
Join date: May 2007
1,099 IQ
#31
My own custom Telecaster. Think of an american standard tele, except with Seymour Duncan hot rails in the bridge, and a "Greenburst" finish.

Heres a pic:
?!
voodoochild78
Guitar Noob
Join date: Jul 2008
189 IQ
#32
Either Jimi's strat, Eric Johnsons strat, or a custom shop strat i design myself
Gear
Fender Stratocaster
Fender Super Champ XD
Line 6 Pod XT
Crate GTD15R
Dr. Sizzle
sex-a-riffic
Join date: Nov 2007
65 IQ
#33
Hendrix's psychedelicly-painted V, A Gibson Firebird, Fender Jaguar, an olympic white strat with gold hardware, a pearloid pickguard and SCN pickups, or this:
Attachments:
Strat.jpg
Kyle.E
UG Newbie
Join date: Oct 2007
232 IQ
#34
No guitar's appealing to me atm, they're all generic, stupid or bad.

My dream guitar would be one made by myself. Though, they'd probably have SHPR-1 rails... maybe.
Strato-Massacre
Gudda gudda
Join date: Sep 2008
671 IQ
#35
Quote by voodoochild78
Either Jimi's strat, Eric Johnsons strat, or a custom shop strat i design myself

i think the point of this thread is to describe that part right there.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

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Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

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Damnit why are you full of so much win
dubstar92
Freetarded
Join date: May 2008
531 IQ
#36
PRS Custom 24
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
ShredGod George
Registered User
Join date: Jul 2008
636 IQ
#37
zereberus hydra II
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be the music, not the scene
dsotm73
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2007
579 IQ
#38
Gibson ES-339

NOT to be confused with the 335. the 335 has a bigger body. i love this 339 because of the smaller body and better controlled sound.
Anyone who thinks that music these days is dead doesn't listen to enough music.
Sonny_sam
But just call me Sam!
Join date: May 2007
645 IQ
#39
I'm still completely in love with mine, I doubt I'll find better for what I play.



It used to belong to Rob Chappers, you can see a vid of him demoing it here -
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TLbl__UFlF4
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become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

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Because I'm not aerodynamic. All the other airborne furniture laugh at me.

LIKE PORTISHEAD?