#1
BEARS

massive plantigrade carnivorous or omnivorous mammals with long shaggy coats and strong claws



Are they the greatest animal ever to exist? Who would win in a fight, a bear or David Patterson? Have you ever hard a close encounter with a bear? If bears weren't killers, would you keep one as a pet?


Discuss everything about Bears!!!
Strats & Seagulls
#2
No
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#3
Fact: Bears eat beets.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#5
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Fixed to take out the unnecessary information that makes it less unexpected and, therefore, less funny
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#6
Chicago Bears. Duh.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#7
Sorry, I don't like bears...

THIS THREAD NOW BELONGS TO LLAMAS!!!! LLAMAS!!!

Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
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tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#9
I believe the football team blows the animal out of the water. Though they blew it today =(
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#12
Quote by xxBR34KD0WN
I spent all day trying to thread jack threads into bear threads... I'm a failure at life.

Yeah, pretty much. If you cant hijack a thread to bear-dom you certainly shouldn't actually make a thread on bears. You should probably crawl into a hole and cry.
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#13
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I spent all day trying to thread jack threads into bear threads... I'm a failure at life.


Stage 1 = acceptance

Stage 2 = suicide

Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#14
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ohh colbert won't be happy about this...


WIN. ****ing WIN!
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tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#16
oh god no, the pit is in for a good ole' spamming tonight i feel.
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#18
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Sorry, I don't like bears...

THIS THREAD NOW BELONGS TO LLAMAS!!!! LLAMAS!!!


YOU ALSO FAIL.

Just saying.
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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#19
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oh god no, the pit is in for a good ole' spamming tonight i feel.

Pshh, not spam. I wanna discuss bears. Besides, I posted the definition and everything...
Strats & Seagulls
#20
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Pshh, not spam. I wanna discuss bears. Besides, I posted the definition and everything...



True, and i appreciate, i wish we had your structure inside us glass blowers..
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#21
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#22
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True, and i appreciate, i wish we had your structure inside us glass blowers..

Do not fear, you can be as classy as some of us.

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Strats & Seagulls
#23
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Do not fear, you can be as classy as some of us.

www.dictionary.com



leave it, it's 3 in the morning
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#24
Quote by cliff_em_all
leave it, it's 3 in the morning

True


To keep on topic!
Strats & Seagulls
#25
Quote by Gunpowder
Fact: Bears eat beets.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


ah, a fellow Office fan. Dwight gets owned ^_^
#26
Well I failed...


*commits suicide*
Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#27
Quote by thementor
Well I failed...


*commits suicide*

If you do that here you never know when a bear may come along and mual your corpse...
Strats & Seagulls
#28
who would win in a fight a bear or chuck norris
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#30
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who would win in a fight a bear or chuck norris

The endless paradox of time...
Strats & Seagulls
#32
Quote by Cheesemaster
Bears suck, the Packers will always prevail against Bears

Cept for like last sunday...
Strats & Seagulls
#33
Quote by xxBR34KD0WN
Cept for like last sunday...


shhhhhhh that event never existed, it's all in ur head :stickpoke
#36
This is the greatest album cover in the history of everything:

GHOST BLOWJOB!
WHOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!