#1
http://www.slate.com/id/2113866/


Heres the rundown.
A dude gets his dick cut off and flushed down a toilet.
A sewer worker finds the dick and surgens put it back on.

It gets better, heres the operation.

Leeches suck his ****.
This prevents clotting and allows for drainage... from the ****...
Some swelling may occur.


Here is my personal favorite paragraph from this particular aritcle.

QUOTE: Even in the case of a clean cut, surgeons often remove some tissue to shorten the appendage. When the veins and arteries are stretched, tension on the stitches can jeopardize the procedure; shortening the severed part allows a bit of slack. In situations where significant shortening is undesirable, vein grafts from other parts of the body can provide some leeway.
#3
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sorry
#4
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#8
Wait, wtf?
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#10
How unfortunately sexy.
Life is underrated.


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#13
Poor guy. he's so lucky he could get it reattached. I'd die without my dick
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#16
The chick should have her clit bashed off with a blacksmiths glowing red hot hammer before her pussy lips are sewn up with barbed wire via industrial grade steel pliers.