#1
I need a beast plan that would be completely epic. Im visiting a old home town to see some friends and im leaving soon so we need something epic to do before i leave. We have money, but not a lot. And don't really want to spend that much. We are in central Illinois, United States if that helps any. And a car being used for the plan is a maybe/possible option at the moment.

So UG give me some epic ideas!

Call me Trey.
#4
rape some old women. they're just as (if not more) vulnerable then children. it's win win.
#5
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rape some old women. they're just as (if not more) vulnerable then children. it's win win.

Why rape? They are middle aged women. They are at the peak of their sexual enjoying capabilities.
You see, women are like wine. They get better and better. And suddenly turn into vinegar.
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#6
Buy a ton of ganja and hotbox that car you were talking about...
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#7
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Why rape? They are middle aged women. They are at the peak of their sexual enjoying capabilities.
You see, women are like wine. They get better and better. And suddenly turn into vinegar.


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#9
play jizz biscuit
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#10
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Have gay sex.

TS, I think this may be the best course of action.
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#11
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Why rape? They are middle aged women. They are at the peak of their sexual enjoying capabilities.
You see, women are like wine. They get better and better. And suddenly turn into vinegar.


#12
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TS, I think this may be the best course of action.


Yes, but start off with Bishek's idea and slowly get into it.
#13
Quote by LordBishek
Invite them round to watch the Prestige, and then put on a Porno instead.


or you could have a orgy with the prestige in the background

that movie should make everyone really horny
#14
I will give you an envelope, you will take this envelope to "Jiggy" Saws, he will hand you a box, take the box. Return to me with the box, and I will give you a cookie.
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#15
Come on can I get at least one serious answer even though this is the pit?
Call me Trey.
#16
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Come on can I get at least one serious answer even though this is the pit?


Mine was serious.
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#17
Find a decent sized building and climb it. Always fun.
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#18
Quote by IDread
Buy a ton of ganja and hotbox that car you were talking about...


Actually, this is a brilliant idea.
#19
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that movie should make everyone really horny



seriously.

Scarlett Johannson, Hugh Jackman, and Christian Bale all in the same movie?





see if you can buy a pig, and then let it loose in town. i don't know how much pigs cost though, so this may not be an option.
#20
Lsd

Won't find anything more epic than this
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#21
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seriously.

Scarlett Johannson, Hugh Jackman, and Christian Bale all in the same movie?





see if you can buy a pig, and then let it loose in town. i don't know how much pigs cost though, so this may not be an option.


Wait, wait, I'm inspired.

Buy FOUR pigs

Paint a number on both sides of each pig --> 1, 2, 3 and 5

Set them loose and enjoy
#22
Quote by LordBishek
Wait, wait, I'm inspired.

Buy FOUR pigs

Paint a number on both sides of each pig --> 1, 2, 3 and 5

Set them loose and enjoy



i was going to suggest that, but since he said he had limited money, i figured he wouldn't be able to afford more than one.
#23
Quote by LordBishek
Actually, this is a brilliant idea.


See TS!

And the pig idea is a classic Bishek. I really hope I get to pull that on off some day.
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#24
Quote by daytripper75
i was going to suggest that, but since he said he had limited money, i figured he wouldn't be able to afford more than one.


It's amazing if you do it with babies, people get enormously worked up.
#25
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It's amazing if you do it with babies, people get enormously worked up.



wait, human babies? or baby pigs?


because baby pigs might be cheaper than big ones.
#26
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wait, human babies? or baby pigs?


because baby pigs might be cheaper than big ones.

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#27
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Gentlemen, I think we're in business...



huzzah!


sir, you must find out if you can buy pigs.

this is important.
#28
Hotbox the car with the pigs in them then set them loose. To save money buy 3 pigs and label them 1,2 and 5.
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#29
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Hotbox the car with the pigs in them then set them loose. To save money buy 3 pigs and label them 1,2 and 5.


Sir, I may have to nominate you for some sort of award for most epic combination of ideas ever.

Imagine it... Stoned pigs wandering around the town confusing everyone while the TS and his friends look on, high off their collective tits and giggling like maniacs...
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#31
Quote by urik
Why rape? They are middle aged women. They are at the peak of their sexual enjoying capabilities.
You see, women are like wine. They get better and better. And suddenly turn into vinegar.


que hdp!
#32
Slit the mayor`s throat, then give their family jello. The jello makes it funny, so you won`t get in trouble.
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#33
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Lsd

Won't find anything more epic than this

How about DMT?
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#34
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Sir, I may have to nominate you for some sort of award for most epic combination of ideas ever.

Imagine it... Stoned pigs wandering around the town confusing everyone while the TS and his friends look on, high off their collective tits and giggling like maniacs...

Why thank you kind sir. I think I want to do this now
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#35
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Why thank you kind sir. I think I want to do this now


As do I...

And I know where to get pigs too...
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- H.I.M Haile Selassie I