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title says it all, when there's an awkward silence, whats the funniest thing you can think of to break it? (who cares if this is random, it 1:49 in the morn what isnt random at this hour?)
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Also, start inconspicuously humping the nearest immobile object while darting your eyes back and forth suspiciously. Works best if the nearest immobile object is also the nearest person.



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#6
PENISSSSSSSSSSSSssss!
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#7
Fake farts.

edit: Not those wet tongue between your lips fake farts, I'm talking convincing, real sounding fakes... my cousin can do it really well... can't even tell the sound's coming from his mouth.
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#11
*really retarded "wow"*

or sing chemicals like full slow like its a serious song

"i say **** the world and get ready to rock
while i piss on your face while your sucking my ****"
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#12
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ahaha that woudl be great, just not at thanksgiving with the fam =D
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#14
Just say this. "You guys, the bathroom here is nuts!"
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#16
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cum blood



ahhhh bad images, but thats the point =p
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cum blood

You know, I was always that was really annoying when people posted that. But for once, I actually thought about it. What if you were in a group of people, and you randomly just pulled your dick out, fapped, and came blood.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#18
Scream "WHY THE F*** IS IT SO QUIET IN HERE?!?!" really loud in a quiet, crowded place. Oh, it gets 'em
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#19
Sing the chorus from Closer by NIN to break the silence....

"I wanna F8ck you like an animal....I wanna feel you from the inside..."
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#20
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Blow a really loud horn.



and were you sitting on the horn the whole time or something? cause just seeings someone pull a horn out the a** would probably break the slience anyway =p ESPECIALLY if they blew it
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#21
farting is always the best solution for an awkward silence.
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farting is always the best solution for a awkward silence.


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#23
Also, start inconspicuously humping the nearest immobile object while darting your eyes back and forth suspiciously. Works best if the nearest immobile object is also the nearest person.
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#24
Instead of saying something random to try to be funny, scream" SOMETHING RANDOM".
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#25
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Also, start inconspicuously humping the nearest immobile object while darting your eyes back and forth suspiciously. Works best if the nearest immobile object is also the nearest person.



ahahahahaha that ones great, thats probably a big person though to be immobile, sure you wanna hump it? =p
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#26
if you scream: I LOVE TO HAVE GIANT SPIKEY LAND MINES SHOVED UP MY PENIS WHILE MIDGETS SHOVE A FIRE HOSE UP MY AS THEN TURN IT ON.
#27
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OWWWWW
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#28
just say "who are you people and where is my horse"
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#29
My friend always says "A gay child was just born..."

Apparently a gay child is born everytime there is an awkward silence.
#30
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ahahahahaha that ones great, thats probably a big person though to be immobile, sure you wanna hump it? =p

But that's what makes it more silence-breaking... flap flap flap...
and softer

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and no, I really don't think I would after reading what I just said...
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#31
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My friend always says "A gay child was just born..."

Apparently a gay child is born everytime there is an awkward silence.


Wow that's disturbing...
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#34
i know its really lame but this girl i know would always say fat penguin. i didnt get it at first
#36
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#37
Start singing Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody. It won't be funny but everyone will join in. It's the best song to sing in a group
#38
just start singing the safety dance, and start dancing around
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#40
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Start singing Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody. It won't be funny but everyone will join in. It's the best song to sing in a group


The best son to sing in a group= i wanna fcuk a dog in the ass- blink 182

me and my friends were running through our town singin it. it was pretty creepy but funny
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