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#1
just like the "10 reasons to date _____" except think about the bad things about metalheads. i am one so this will be a funny little thing( kind of like laughing at ourselves) so nothing good can be in your post, only the bad things.

haha have fun and lets get the ball rolling. i'll choose the ten best and make a list.
Quote by C O B H C
I do believe so. I think heard it on TV once upon a time.

Edit: Wait, what the fuck was I watching on TV that had to do with ass hair?


Quote by sum_ugly_man

ndogg, is actually a kitty


Quote by jeff541
thanks ndogg.

/thread.

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I applaud thee.
#2
Elitist bastards.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#3
They have a metal head.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#5
Quote by valennic
Elitist bastards.

This
My Gear
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
EHX Metal Muff
Peavey Valvking 112
Boss ME-50
Holy Grail Reverb
#6
There isn't.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#7
They cum blood.

EDIT: Little late...
Gearz:
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
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#9
They never wash their hair.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#11
This picture
Life is lame so let me eat your brain
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Life is lame so let me eat your brain
#13
I can't think of a bad thing about dating them.

They're sexyyy.

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Everyone is trying a comeback now. Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage, and now bin Laden? Come on. Give it a rest..


haha
#14
It'd be like dating a person with down's syndrome.
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#15
okay so far...

1. We're elitist bastards.
2. We cum blood
3.?
4.?
5.?
6.?
7.?
8.?
9.?
10.?
Quote by C O B H C
I do believe so. I think heard it on TV once upon a time.

Edit: Wait, what the fuck was I watching on TV that had to do with ass hair?


Quote by sum_ugly_man

ndogg, is actually a kitty


Quote by jeff541
thanks ndogg.

/thread.

Quote by Punk_Ninja
I applaud thee.
#17
Metalhead's intimidate me. I do realise that my comment is slightly prejudice but I can't help it.
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#18
Quote by ndogg
okay so far...

1. We're elitist bastards.
2. We cum blood
3.?
4.?
5.?
6.?
7.?
8.?
9.?
10.?

Hell yeah i'm on the list.. and ive been on ug for only one day.

Now i'm sounding like a prick.
#19
Quote by imdeth
They always get stuck to magnets.


i ****ing said it first ****er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SCROTAL TISSUE
#20
They have small willies?


Disclaimer: By willies I meant eyebrows, and by eyebrows I mean penises
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#22
if ever to get engaged the wedding ring would be one of those claw rings

couldnt think of anything better, can think of a lot of reasons TO date a metalhead. lol
"yeah, well, you know...


that's just like... your opinion man."


-The Dude, His Dudeness
#25
1. We're elitist bastards
2. we cum blood.
3. We never wash our hair ( i do all the time)
4.We are always sweaty and bath in stale beer and piss.
5.We're intimidating.
6. We get stuck to magnets all the time (haha)

more?
Quote by C O B H C
I do believe so. I think heard it on TV once upon a time.

Edit: Wait, what the fuck was I watching on TV that had to do with ass hair?


Quote by sum_ugly_man

ndogg, is actually a kitty


Quote by jeff541
thanks ndogg.

/thread.

Quote by Punk_Ninja
I applaud thee.
#26
They don't have squishy parts.
It's true. I checked.
Last edited by Gigatiran at Dec 29, 2008,
#27
They'll probably physically abuse you to try and prove their status as the dominant male.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#28
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
They have small willies?


Disclaimer: By willies I meant eyebrows, and by eyebrows I mean penises


I disprove this theory.

Next theory please.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#29
They will try to make up for their horrible childhood by making other people feel bad but only come across like idiots that everyone ignores.
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#30
Quote by valennic
I disprove this theory.

Next theory please.



I had a team of penis measuring people work on that theory for five years, man.
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#31
Quote by Kensai
They will try to make up for their horrible childhood by making other people feel bad but only come across like idiots that everyone ignores.

hey thats me
Quote by C O B H C
I do believe so. I think heard it on TV once upon a time.

Edit: Wait, what the fuck was I watching on TV that had to do with ass hair?


Quote by sum_ugly_man

ndogg, is actually a kitty


Quote by jeff541
thanks ndogg.

/thread.

Quote by Punk_Ninja
I applaud thee.
#32
They're 100% more likely to commit suicide than any other group of people.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#33
i think that the "screaming slayer during sex" that was said by somebody else should be on the list
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Lol I love the fact you use the word majestic to describe titties... it's as if there are hundreds of titties majestically frollocking in a meadow somewhere *drifts off*
#34
Quote by ndogg
hey thats me



Hey thats him
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#35
there the most fake masculine poeple ever!! even more so than butch gays e.g. phil mitchell+grant mitchell
#37
They ignore gun laws.

Quote by ndogg
hey thats me


I'm sorry to hear that. What was your relation to your mother like?

*Corrects glasses and takes notes*
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#38
Quote by rabidguitarist
They're 100% more likely to commit suicide than any other group of people.


Even hitler impersonators?

Wow.
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
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