Poll: How often do you fap?
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View poll results: How often do you fap?
Never
8 7%
A few times a month
5 4%
a few times a week
42 35%
every day
66 55%
Voters: 121.
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#1
I LOOKED IN THE SEARCHBAR!

I was just curious. How often does the pit fap?
Quote by GuitarGod_92
I feel like I should pay you in sexual favors for that truly fapic story.


Quote by esther_mouse
Aww thank you sweetie Made my day a little bit brighter.


^that post and others like it made mine a Lot brighter.
#4
no poll? you SUCK!
Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#5
*shakes head and walks away*
Black then white are all I see,
in my infancy, red and yellow then came to be.
#7
Right now.
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#9
who the fk said never?!
MY DESIGN/PHOTOGRAPHY TUMBLR
Quote by SEALSniper1152

If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#10
Quote by slash4114
no poll? you SUCK!

there is a poll
Quote by GuitarGod_92
I feel like I should pay you in sexual favors for that truly fapic story.


Quote by esther_mouse
Aww thank you sweetie Made my day a little bit brighter.


^that post and others like it made mine a Lot brighter.
#14
Quote by boreamor
...Why do you want to know?


Good question..

And there are already people who said never?

Don't lie to the Pit
#15
Twice a day, depending on the day I guess. Sometimes not at all, sometimes 3.
Quote by FrenchyFungus
I am not a woman as I currently claim


Quote by Rabid
I am actually a woman, unlike Frenchy
#16
2 -3 times a week, I used to be a 2-a-day guy, but I've really slowed down.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#18
whenever i see your face, honeybunch
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Everyone is trying a comeback now. Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage, and now bin Laden? Come on. Give it a rest..


haha
#24
i guess i have too much free time on my hands
MY DESIGN/PHOTOGRAPHY TUMBLR
Quote by SEALSniper1152

If you take a jar, and whisper what you want to hate into it, then close the jar, coat it in crunchy peanut butter, and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure you could hate everything after that.
#25
Quote by FishCream
I LOOKED IN THE SEARCHBAR!

I was just curious. How often does the pit fap?

Well, congrats, but you do need to type something into it and press enter for it to work.

...


#29
Not as often as these fucking threads pop up thats for sure.

Searchbar, he's your friend
Quote by jxljxl
If UG had a Facebook style Relationship thing, I'd e-marry you C-mak


Quote by jxljxl
I want C-mak in my bum.


^Think he might have a thing for me...
#30
Quote by PETERFKNPARKER
i guess i have too much free time on my hands

Thats not free time thats covering your hands
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

Quote by KeepOnRotting
+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#32
1x3.14
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#33
so much i went blind

(true story)
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Antisocial Behaviour Order. A chav's equivalent of GCSEs.
#34
Quote by Tire Me.
Over 9000D~




Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#36
Wow I guess I'll be able to recognize a person from UG if they have hairy palms...


... 5-7 a week
#39
Quote by dubstar92
2 -3 times a week, I used to be a 2-a-day guy, but I've really slowed down.


what a quitter
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