#3
Put some salt on a donut... probably wont work that well

Imaginary bagels
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#5
Don't come to the hidden llama forum, we hasn't lots of bagels!
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#6
What I do know is that bagels are good substitutes for vaginas. However that is quite the opposite of your particular predicament.
#7
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What I do know is that bagels are good substitutes for vaginas. However that is quite the opposite of your particular predicament.


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#8
Do this:
1-Obtain bread slice (preferrably stolen form local pigeons)
2-roll bread into joint-like shape.
3-Hot glue the ends to eachother.
4-ENJOY!!!

Bonus: pour lipton soup mix on it if you like onion bagels.

I know the feeling... single, not broke but refusing to shop. That leaves me to my last resort: Ketchup and pepper sandwiches. YUM
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#13
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Come to the hidden llama forum, we has lots of bagels!


Shh!


We need those for ourselves!
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#14
I can't believe its not bagel?
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#15
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Come to the hidden llama forum, we has lots of bagels!

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#16
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Shh!


We need those for ourselves!


Sorry, I fixed it
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become a circumsizer, you get like £60,000 a year + tips.

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#17
Quote by gizmodious
Do this:
1-Obtain bread slice (preferrably stolen form local pigeons)
2-roll bread into joint-like shape.
3-Hot glue the ends to eachother.
4-ENJOY!!!

Bonus: pour lipton soup mix on it if you like onion bagels.

I know the feeling... single, not broke but refusing to shop. That leaves me to my last resort: Ketchup and pepper sandwiches. YUM


omfg ketchup and pepper? Im sooo gonna try that!
#19
Quote by gizmodious
Do this:
1-Obtain bread slice (preferrably stolen form local pigeons)
2-roll bread into joint-like shape.
3-Hot glue the ends to eachother.
4-ENJOY!!!

Bonus: pour lipton soup mix on it if you like onion bagels.

I know the feeling... single, not broke but refusing to shop. That leaves me to my last resort: Ketchup and pepper sandwiches. YUM


omfg ketchup and pepper? Im sooo gonna try that!
#22
baguettes
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#25
Crumpets.
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#27

crack.






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#28
Your hand, that's what i use as default. Actually now that i think about it, i'm gonna smother a bagel with jelly and try it out right now!
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#29
Week old donuts.
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#30
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#31
Um, a bagel costs less then a dollar, how broke can u be?
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#33
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What I do know is that bagels are good substitutes for vaginas. However that is quite the opposite of your particular predicament.

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