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i know im asking the pit..but guys help


welll my anti virus program hasnt been working for 2 months..and i couldnt get it to work...oh well


so i started looking at porn everynow and then...not really caring...


welll now..my computer has a new "spyware program" that keeps popping up..even after i uninstalled it and everything...i keep getting all this crap on my computer

and when i use internet explorer my computer shuts down or it erases everything on my desktop momentarily


so guys please help...hah


EDIT: my mom checks my computer...alot (she has seen porn on my computer before)

and i was looking at tranny stuff to put on imdeths thread...and well yeah..im ****ed
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Spybot Search and Destroy. Install it, run it, and DESTROY DESTROY



is it free?
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If your really desperate you could reformat your hard-drive
which would get rid of the problem
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If your really desperate you could reformat your hard-drive
which would get rid of the problem

Which would take almost an hour and then another couple of hours to get back his stuff
#10
i dont have anything on my computer except my music i have tabbed out and recycle bin and mozilla firefox couldnt i erase everything but that stuff?
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i dont have anything on my computer except my music i have tabbed out and recycle bin and mozilla firefox couldnt i erase everything but that stuff?

Just get the Spybot thing. It only take at most 20 mins to finish scanning your pc.
#12
Download Malwarebytes Anti-Malware then install and open it - next thing to do is to update its definitions so it is updated for the latest viruses out there - then choose perform quick scan and let it do its magic - after its done scanning check all the threats and choose to remove them. It will get rid of them all and probably prompt you to restart your pc. Do that then run the quick scan again and if you get nothing run the full scan after just to make sure. This programme has saved my arse so many times!

Edit: heres a link for malwarebytes : http://www.download.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.html?part=dl-10804572&subj=dl&tag=button

Personally I would rate it higher than spybot
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#13
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Just get the Spybot thing. It only take at most 20 mins to finish scanning your pc.

This. Do it or die.


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#14
thanks guys..this is why i love the pit!


im downloading it right now
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#15
This is why you should watch safe porn.
Stuff with clothes on.

Also once you find a scanner or w/e
Do it in safe mode.
Makes the deletion of the virus more successful as nothing is running for it to attack / hide in.
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#16
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Spybot Search and Destroy. Install it, run it, and DESTROY DESTROY



Spybot S&D sucks ass, from my experience.

TS, since your PC still works halfway:

1. Back up all important stuff on a flash drive (family photos, school papers, etc.)

2. Reinstall Windows.

This will get rid of any problems.

After that, download the COMODO Security Package (comes with Antivirus, Firewall, and Internet Security.)

The Internet Security is the most useful feature of the package. When you enter a porn site that tries to install malicious software on your PC, the Security program informs you that you're entering a reported attack site.

It also lets you know if any programs/websites try to modify your registry files.

And also, download and use Firefox. It scans all downloaded files for viruses.
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#17
Look at more Tranny porn and hope for a countervirus
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Computer thread!


What a ridiculous suggestion. If you want my advice i'd say go ask the people in the Computer Thread, genius' they are.
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Spybot S&D sucks ass, from my experience.

TS, since your PC still works halfway:

1. Back up all important stuff on a flash drive (family photos, school papers, etc.)

2. Reinstall Windows.

This will get rid of any problems.

After that, download the COMODO Security Package (comes with Antivirus, Firewall, and Internet Security.)

The Internet Security is the most useful feature of the package. When you enter a porn site that tries to install malicious software on your PC, the Security program informs you that you're entering a reported attack site.

It also lets you know if any programs/websites try to modify your registry files.

And also, download and use Firefox. It scans all downloaded files for viruses.


well see the problem is..i dont have a flash drive..or any means to save anything


and my mom keeps all of the installing stuff somewhere and i dont wanna ask for it because she will know whats up
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oh did i mention last time i was caught i had my computer taken away for a year and a half...so this is serious ****
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What a ridiculous suggestion. If you want my advice i'd say go ask the people in the Computer Thread, genius' they are.


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Quote by amazing FretMan

EDIT: my mom checks my computer...alot (she has seen porn on my computer before)

and i was looking at tranny stuff to put on imdeths thread...and well yeah..im ****ed




Did you at least find any good stuff?
#23
Quote by dudetheman
Spybot S&D sucks ass, from my experience.

TS, since your PC still works halfway:

1. Back up all important stuff on a flash drive (family photos, school papers, etc.)

2. Reinstall Windows.

This will get rid of any problems.

After that, download the COMODO Security Package (comes with Antivirus, Firewall, and Internet Security.)

The Internet Security is the most useful feature of the package. When you enter a porn site that tries to install malicious software on your PC, the Security program informs you that you're entering a reported attack site.

It also lets you know if any programs/websites try to modify your registry files.

And also, download and use Firefox. It scans all downloaded files for viruses.

I'm gonna have to disagree here. I have not had any problems with spyware. No weird popups or cpu slowing down. Comodo Firewall is a crap firewall. It's way too technical and it forgets the damn settings I give for the programs not to mention how many times it gives me a pop-up. Plus the user interface is neat but I used it for 3 months and kept getting lost looking for settings.
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Did you at least find any good stuff?



yeah i did..its mostly nude though..id have to pm it to you..if you wanted
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#26
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yeah i did..its mostly nude though..id have to pm it to you..if you wanted


I've found that a lot of tranny porn stars are damn ugly. PM me though
#27
Well, try Spybot and see what happens.

At the worst, you'll get what I got with Spybot - a crashed PC. It deleted important registry files from my PC (such as the files that run Volume Control, MSPaint, etc.) and eventually I had to wipe my hard drive.

Maybe Spybot will work for you, maybe not. If it assrapes your PC like it did mine, then hey, you'll have an excuse to reload Windows.

Either way, once your PC is clean, I recommend COMODO + Firefox. Very (porn) user-friendly.
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#28
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Well, try Spybot and see what happens.

At the worst, you'll get what I got with Spybot - a crashed PC. It deleted important registry files from my PC (such as the files that run Volume Control, MSPaint, etc.) and eventually I had to wipe my hard drive.

Maybe Spybot will work for you, maybe not. If it assrapes your PC like it did mine, then hey, you'll have an excuse to reload Windows.

Either way, once your PC is clean, I recommend COMODO + Firefox. Very (porn) user-friendly.



all i use is firefox


thanks man
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I've found that a lot of tranny porn stars are damn ugly. PM me though



alright i will


the stuff i found is actually...decent
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thanks guys..this is why i love the pit!


You will love the pit for other reasons than that..

Good luck with your PC. Spyware Search and destroy is real good. So you should be spyware free. But your PC will be alright.

Also, you mentioned your antivirus wasn't working? Maybe buy another one? Or was it just the spyware? If it wasn't the spyware buy Kaspersky 2009. It's real good from what i've heard.
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#31
Quote by amazing FretMan
i know im asking the pit..but guys help


welll my anti virus program hasnt been working for 2 months..and i couldnt get it to work...oh well


so i started looking at porn everynow and then...not really caring...


welll now..my computer has a new "spyware program" that keeps popping up..even after i uninstalled it and everything...i keep getting all this crap on my computer

and when i use internet explorer my computer shuts down or it erases everything on my desktop momentarily


so guys please help...hah


EDIT: my mom checks my computer...alot (she has seen porn on my computer before)

and i was looking at tranny stuff to put on imdeths thread...and well yeah..im ****ed






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#32
Quote by amazing FretMan
all i use is firefox


thanks man

NOOOOOOO
If you had trouble keeping your pc free from spyware than you probably can't handle COMODO firewall. Just get Zone Alarm. Much simpler.
#33
Spybot didnt help my old comp at all. Try doing a system restore. It sounds stupid, but can actually solve a lot of problems.

If all else fails, just admit to your mom that you're addicted to tranny porn lol.
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yea that spybot thing is good

watch you get the right one tho coz theres 2 and ones an adware virus


EDIT: http://spybot.2008search-destroy.com/index.asp?aff=103&camp=gg_spybot_uk&se=google


theres a link hope its the right one.

could someone else who has it please confirm


WRONG.

http://www.spybot.com/en/index.html
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Quote by metaldud536
NOOOOOOO
If you had trouble keeping your pc free from spyware than you probably can't handle COMODO firewall. Just get Zone Alarm. Much simpler.



i can try


i need free dowloads to everything..i cant buy anything...you have no idea what kinda situation im in haha


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NOOOOOOO
If you had trouble keeping your pc free from spyware than you probably can't handle COMODO firewall. Just get Zone Alarm. Much simpler.



Oh yeah, DON'T get COMODO firewall. It slows down a PC terribly.

Forgot to add that tid-bit, thanks metaldud.

EDIT: When you download the COMODO package, it lets you check what you do/don't want.

Uncheck the firewall.
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reported lol

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I'd say SpyBot Search and Destroy will do the trick.
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#39
ok guys i installed spybot search and destroy and clicked search and destroy...now i just wait?

i already did a disc cleanup and defrag today and nothing worked..i messed around with AVG security center forever...and nothing
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