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I need advice on how to deal with my cousin. He's 10 years old and absolutely OBSESSED with Ted Nugent. He idolizes the ground the guy walks on. Whenever I pick my guitar up around him he always asks me to play "Fred Bear" which is his favorite song (and only Nugent song I think he knows). This has been going on for years and it's kinda disturbing. He also has an obsession with guns and hunting, which also worries me. He has more toy guns than any kid I know and it's like all he talks about. So Pit I ask you, how do I snap him out of it?
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#3
Cum all over his face and/or rape him.
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#7
Tell him Ted Nugent is inelite
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#8
Pshh, Ted Nugent is the man. He hunts with a bow out of a ****ing helicopter. That's right a helicopter.

Oh, and he also uses a guitar-shotgun as seen in this recent photo of him saving puppies from Iraqi insurgents.

Ted Nugent is the last hope for America.
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#9
Don't do anything and realise that kids have been known to go through obsessive stages without any lasting problems?
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#12
Why is it that the first posts are always the best?

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Rape him.
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Don't do anything and realise that kids have been known to go through obsessive stages without any lasting problems?

5 years is a little long though for being this obsessed.
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Spread a rumour around that Ted Nugent is impotent and fucks pigs.


Tis not a rumor.
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Pshh, Ted Nugent is the man. He hunts with a bow out of a ****ing helicopter. That's right a helicopter.


now i want to see a video of that! don't tell the kid that or else he'll idolize him more...pssh who couldn't like the dude if he really does hunt out of a freaking helicopter?
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Spread a rumour around that Ted Nugent is impotent and fucks pigs.

Is that really a rumor though?
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#20
Shoot him with a crossbow from 100 feet away.
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5 years is a little long though for being this obsessed.


So? I've been obsessed with vagina for about 12 years and it'll probably continue for a good few decades to come. It hasn't hurt anyone yet. Except for that cat, but I do feel really bad about that.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#23
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Shoot him with a crossbow from 100 feet away.


Ted Nuggent or the kid?
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I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
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So? I've been obsessed with vagina for about 12 years and it'll probably continue for a good few decades to come. It hasn't hurt anyone yet. Except for that cat, but I do feel really bad about that.


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#26
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Ted Nuggent or the kid?


Well, shooting either one of them would probably solve the problem wouldn't it?
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#27
let the child be and hope for the best...

...That he combines the two and starts to love hunting Ted Nugent.
#28
Teach him the ways of the buffalo.
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Kill Ted Nugent, obviously.



Hellyea!!! That stupid ignorant prick needs to realize what a terrible example he sets.
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#30
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So? I've been obsessed with vagina for about 12 years and it'll probably continue for a good few decades to come. It hasn't hurt anyone yet. Except for that cat, but I do feel really bad about that.


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#31
Shoot the kid with a crossbow when a helicopter passes by and say it was Ted Nugent on a f**king helicopter.

or,I could tell my uncle,who happens to look a llllloooootttttt like Ted Nugent,to pay the kid a visit and beat the crap out of him?
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So? I've been obsessed with vagina for about 12 years and it'll probably continue for a good few decades to come. It hasn't hurt anyone yet. Except for that cat, but I do feel really bad about that.


I just might sig that....
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
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Shoot the kid with a crossbow when a helicopter passes by and say it was Ted Nugent on a f**king helicopter.

or,I could tell my uncle,who happens to look a llllloooootttttt like Ted Nugent,to pay the kid a visit and beat the cr*p out of him?



Sorry for the double post, but did you just censor Crap.....?
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
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I just might sig that....


If you sig me, your penis grows bigger. *Voodoo hands*
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#35
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Sorry for the double post, but did you just censor Crap.....?


Yeah,I'm not sure what is allowed on this site anymore....
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#36
so he likes a musician? so what?

so he likes hunting? so what, it's a hobby.

leave the kid alone.
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#37
I'm sure it will pass but the whole gun thing kinda worries me. He's slightly special so he doesn't realize things that well. He's even a John Sena fan. I told him John used to be a girl so he doesn't worship his as much anymore. He wouldn't believe that about the Nuge though
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If you sig me, your penis grows bigger. *Voodoo hands*


I didn't know it could get bigger...but why the hell not. *Sigged*
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#40
It could be worse. It could be the Jonas Bros.
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