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#1
So I just got back from rocky point and my girlfriend came over. We hung out all day then started fooling around. We realized my parents were home so we decided to go out to my motorhome. MISTAKE #1. So we get out there and start making out/getting undressed you know, the usual. Then we hear my front door open and close and were like O SHI-. My dad comes out and we didnt lock the door. MISTAKE #2. So he tells us to get out and we sit on the curb. He went back inside and got the keys to the mailbox and got the mail. I thought that was wierd but I shruged it off. So she texts her dad and he comes and gets her. I go back inside and my moms like
"Wheres missy?"
"....she left." I said
So i then realize MY DAD HADNT TOLD MY MOM! I now think he is really cool.

SO does the pit have similar stories?

p.s. HOLY $hit im still shaking...
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

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#3
i was expecting you dad to have joined you in a three-some, and thus causing you to discover your deeply hidden incestual feelings towards your father.

oh well.

I never knew my dad.
#4
Pics or it didn't happen!
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#5
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me too....so, your dad is cool for making you sit on the curb, presumably with your pants still off?
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#6
I don't like my dad.

I have a similar story but it involves cops. I also don't like cops.


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#7
glad to see it wasn't sarcasm
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#8
I hate my father.

Have fun with yours.

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#10
Yeah, my dad is awesome.
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#12
Your motorhome?
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#13
lots of dad-hate in the pit, you're dad sounds like a pretty cool dad.
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#14
Quote by Haggard13
me too....so, your dad is cool for making you sit on the curb, presumably with your pants still off?


No we didnt get that far to have our clothes off. If my dad doesnt trust me anymore at least i shouldve got something... haha
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#16
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Pics or it didn't happen!

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#17
My dad bought me a Nikon D60 for Christmas, and got me my Tele last year for my birthday, and he was the only family member who wasn't mad at me when I got caught with a ****ton of drugs in my car.
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#18
Oh yeah I have one, I wasn't doing my homework, and my dad threatened to break my cat's head open with a wrench.

Heart-warming.
#19
HAHAHAHA. A father getting mad at his son for getting some action... That's a new one. I guess you are kind of young though
#20
I do. One time, I was at my girlfriend's house. We were fooling around and all but her dad and sister were home so we didn't go too far. We were in her back room which it pretty separated from the rest of the house and you have to go through a lot to get there. So anyway, I fingered and all and then her mom got home and said something really wierd and so then I left. Later that night she told me that her sister had seen us doing something (even though it may have been kissing or something innocent like that which her mother use to take WAY too seriously (this happened like two years ago)). But her mother hadn't told her dad. I'm pretty sure she just didn't believe her sister, who is prone to telling lies.

Actually, her sister has it in for us because she's overweight and a lot less attractive than Cara (my girlfriend).

Oh, btw. Your story. Pics or it didn't happen.
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#21
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i was expecting you dad to have joined you in a three-some, and thus causing you to discover your deeply hidden incestual feelings towards your father.

oh well.

I never knew my dad.


This. Except I know my Dad, and my dad is going bald.
#23
why was he gettin the mail in the motorhome?
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#24
I thought your dad was gonna bring your mom out to bang her in the trailor, catching you and your GF in the act.
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#25
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lots of dad-hate in the pit, you're dad sounds like a pretty cool dad.

There's no dad called you are dad.
#26
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Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


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Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#27
I'm fairly ashamed of my father, so, not really.
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#28
I hate mine.

The bastard left us when I was 6 and I haven't seen or heard from him since.

...and he promised me a trampoline for Christmas 10 years ago and I STILL HAVEN'T GOT IT!!
#29
Quote by Jericho114
I thought your dad was gonna bring your mom out to bang her in the trailor, catching you and your GF in the act.

I thought he was going to **** his dad.
...Misleading titles...
#30
You have no idea how creeped out I was when I quick-browsed this thread.

I read the title "I love my dad" then i hovered over the title, looked at the middle of the text and read "we started making out." Damn you scared me. I was relieved to find out that you were about to nail a chick.
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#32
Quote by 451F
Pics or it didn't happen.


I dont have a camera. Just trust me its the inernet for christs sake.

EDIT: Rocky point is in mexico just so you know.
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Last edited by sporkface at Dec 29, 2008,
#33
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1/5 stars.

Plot was too vague. Not enough depth on the characters.

I do not recommend.

Too many important details where left out for instance, her cup size, does she have a good ass or just an ass, who started it, and most importantly who was on top.
All in all I must agree with Mr. Boreamors rateing of 1 star.
#34
2 funny stories

First Story - I was making out with my bf on the couch in his living room then his dad walks in on us and says "nice catch"

2nd Story - He was going to spend the night at his grandma's house, we went all the way on top of grandma's guest bed, we closed the door but forgot to lock it, Grandma (who's 1/2 blind) walks in on us and sees us at it and says "you two shouldn't be wrestling you might hurt the poor girl"
#35
Cool.
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#36
Hasn't told her yet!, Im sure it will come up when they are lying in bed or something... jk but hope it doesn't
#38
Your girlfriend's name is Missy?

Is that her real name or her working name?

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#39
Maybe your father told your mother but she decided to keep quiet about it?
#40
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Your girlfriend's name is Missy?

Is that her real name or her working name?



OH MAN i just lolled so hard my parents came in to see what i was crying about( it really brought tears to my eyes)

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