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My boyfriend is turning 19 soon so since the pit is filled with a ton of guys, I want some suggestions for what to get him
#2
let me be the first to suggest intercourse.
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#3
Dick in box?
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#7
your hot can i be your bf ????????????????????
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#8
Vag in a bag


Srsly though, he wont care what you give him, guys are usually not picky
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#9
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Dick in box?

wait if she gave him that...that would mean...she has a ding ding
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Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#10
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Fresh new kicks and pants!

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EDIT: TS, your a babe!
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#12
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your hot can i be your bf ????????????????????


bitch I'm taken, buy me some chocolate cheesecake and then I'll turn you down
#14
As long as it involves you, him and his penis, he'll love almost any gift you give him. I'm dead serious.
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#15
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What does he like?

May I again mention intercourse.
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#16
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My boyfriend is turning 19 soon so since the pit is filled with a ton of guys, I want some suggestions for what to get him

I was unaware. *leaves the pit in search of women*

But really get that man a good blow job... then tell us all about it so we can pretend we're him
#17
Spend the entire day agreeing with him no matter what he says. Oh and maybe throw in a box of cigars (good cigars).

EDIT: A challenger (new information) appears. I allowed my curiosity to get the best of me and I checked your profile (I apologize for NOTHING). Seriously, just drape yourself in a coating of honey and give him some go time.
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#18
get him a black and red bobble hat
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#19
a Blowjob. Seriously, no guy is ever disappointed with one. EVER. Have you ever heard a guy say "Jesus! A blowjob AGAIN!?" No, hence perfect giftage.
**** you. **** all of you.
#20
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What does he like?


He's a huge Chris Cornell fan, Southpark, and he's kind of like a big kid
#21
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bitch I'm taken, buy me some chocolate cheesecake and then I'll turn you down

hahaha
im pretty sure thats a dude with a girl's pic on the profile
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Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#22
From TS profile
I'm a chick who likes rock and playing guitar, I'm currently taken, but my bf's a douche lately so we may not last that long anymore. I like 90's alt rock and I still think Kurt Cobain is cute even tho he's dead. I seriously love to cook, iron, and im sort of a clean freak

So he's a douche but your giving him head for his birthday? wow
#24
CD? (probably not actually, he probably has it) Southpark DVD? (if he's into watching the tele) Maybe some toy cars?
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#25
don't listen to these idiots saying sex....

Make him something nice, For my birthday, which was on Dec. 2 My girlfriend made me a heart cushion with my name stitched in it, And a dvd of us together, That was better than anything i got for any birthdays. Something nice, From the heart and meaningful will make him happy

Good luck.
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#27
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He's a huge Chris Cornell fan, Southpark, and he's kind of like a big kid


Then buy him an Audioslave album or a Chris Cornell solo album.
#28
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So he's a douche but your giving him head for his birthday? wow


who said anything about a bj? plus he's lightened up the past few days
#29
take some nudes
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#30
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Then buy him an Audioslave album or a Chris Cornell solo album.


he has all 3 Audioslave, and Solo albums, and all of the Soundgarden ones, anything else Chris Cornell was in?
#31
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who said anything about a bj? plus he's lightened up the past few days

Who hasn't

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he has all 3 Audioslave, and Solo albums, and all of the Soundgarden ones, anything else Chris Cornell was in?

Get him the Temple of the Dog album.
#32
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he has all 3 Audioslave, and Solo albums, and all of the Soundgarden ones, anything else Chris Cornell was in?

Wiki that ****.
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he has all 3 Audioslave, and Solo albums, and all of the Soundgarden ones, anything else Chris Cornell was in?


you could say chris cornell was in you, and he can be in you too if he really wanted to.
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#34
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Get him the Temple of the Dog album.


Hmm... I'm going to his house tomorrow to see if he doesn't have that
#35
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you could say chris cornell was in you, and he can be in you too if he really wanted to.

But then wouldn't she have technically cheated on him for Cornell?
#36
She could have done him before they started dating. Duh.
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#37
Get him audioslave DVD, or perhaps expand his musical tastes, get him something else that is in the same field. Or get him rock em sock em robots, he is a big kid, and the box does say ages 6 and up...
#38
Well since Soundgarden is Grunge and so is Alice in Chains, get him an Alice in Chains album. Or other Grunge band album.
#39
^Rock Em Sock Em robots are amazing.

But seriously, get him a black and red bobble hat!
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