#1
Dave and myself are in a predicament. We have been talking, and we have come upon a problem. This said problem would be the Emo Oompa Loompa. These questions have come across and now it's your turn to decide.

-Do they exist?
-Where would they live?
-What do they eat? (No small children allowed)
-How do they commute?
-Could they be used like cheetah blood?
-Is their hair still green, or did they dye it black?
And last but not least,
-What the **** is wrong with us?

Post your thoughts.

-Love Dave and Weas.

#2
*reserves*

DirtyEdit: Not worth it. *Leaves Thread*
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Dave and myself are in a predicament. We have been talking, and we have come upon a problem. This said problem would be the Emo Oompa Loompa. These questions have come across and now it's your turn to decide.

-Do they exist?
-Where would they live?
-What do they eat? (No small children allowed)
-How do they commute?
-Could they be used like cheetah blood?
-Is their hair still green, or did they dye it black?
And last but not least,
-What the **** is wrong with us?

Post your thoughts.

-Love Dave and Weas.



See, now there's your problem.
Last edited by 1The_Trooper1 at Dec 29, 2008,
#10
-Do they exist?
only on the planet Reptar

-Where would they live?
Small mud huts in the easter Hwang province of planet Reptar

-What do they eat? (No small children allowed
generally chicken noodle soup

-How do they commute?
They sprout leathery wings like that of a bat and fly, or ride donkeys

-Could they be used like cheetah blood?
of course

-Is their hair still green, or did they dye it black?
depends from which of the warring factions they are with

And last but not least,
-What the **** is wrong with us?
you appear to be transexuals in love
#11
First of all you're probably stoned. That is what's wrong with you.

I'm fairly certain they exist, although I can not prove it at this time. I've heard they sneak under chavy girl's skirts and suck their souls from their vaginas. So that must be what they feed on.

Several sightings have been reported around the park area but there is still no physical evidence. I'm guessing they spend a lot of time there plotting and listening to Armour For Sleep.

To keep true to their Oompa roots they have jet black dyed hair with bright green streaks.

That is all the information I have of them at this time, though next week I'm going to the park with a Dio CD and a battle axe to investigate. Wish me luck.

Imedit: Mods, sorry. I started typing this before that dude reported.
#18
-Do they exist?
YES

-Where would they live?
Under your porch or balcony.

-What do they eat? (No small children allowed)
Oodles of Noodles

-How do they commute?
They ride on giraffes

-Could they be used like cheetah blood?
Why the **** not?

-Is their hair still green, or did they dye it black?
Dyed black.

And last but not least,
-What the **** is wrong with us?
Everything.
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#19
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-Do they exist?
YES

-Where would they live?
Under your porch or balcony.

-What do they eat? (No small children allowed)
Oodles of Noodles

-How do they commute?
They ride on giraffes

-Could they be used like cheetah blood?
Why the **** not?

-Is their hair still green, or did they dye it black?
Dyed black.

And last but not least,
-What the **** is wrong with us?
Everything.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxroYEcvrwI

kinda ties our responses together
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