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Last night I went with my parents to a musical (the alternative was babysit, and the story at least seemed interesting), and watching the show gave me an idea. We're a guitar forum (at least in theory), right? So we all got an appreciation for music and most of us can write a tune or two.

So I came up with the idea of UG FTW!. In short, it's a musical all about the pit. I remember we once had a song dedicated to fapping, that could go in. And there's all the other random, crazy sh*t that goes on here. Set to various forms of metal and hard rock (one grunge tune squeezed in by me), it could be a good idea.

Plus, I'm bored and need something to do with my free time. This could be it.

Anyone else think it's a good idea?

EDIT: OK, it looks like I've got some volunteers.

Basically since right now I just plan to make it an album with a view to making a musical later (think The Wall) as I never originally expected anyone to take it seriously, we need musicians.

Vocals: I plan to handle most of the vocals, but I can't do everything. I need:
- someone who can sing high notes without having to use falsetto
- a female singer
- a screamer

Drums: I'd definitely prefer actual drums rather than drum machines. If you're a drummer, just post a link to your playing and I'll decide.

Bass: Same as.

Guitar: Now here's where it gets a bit complicated. Since most of you who want to join play guitar, I'm holding an audition where you have to compose the music for one of the lyrics written, and record it.

Piano/ Keyboard: You guys have the same process as the guitarists.

If you can play anything else (any string or brass instruments in particular) that'd be appreciated.

I also need someone who is capable of mixing all the songs and putting them together, as I'm using my dad's sh*tty old laptop right now and I don't have any gear to do so.

Thanks for your interest, and I never believed that anyone would take my bored dream seriously.
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#2
Quote by shadow__666
Set to various forms ofmetal and hard rock (one grunge tune squeezed in by me), it could be a good idea.



edit: I may join if other genres are included
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#3
YYEEESSS!!! I want a part in this!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#8
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ll the other random, crazy sh*t that goes on here. Set to various forms of metal and hard rock (one grunge tune squeezed in by me), it could be a good idea.

Or, better yet we could do a Post-Modern Classical Glam Power Punk-Pop Electronica Garage sound.
#9
And I wanna sing "Never Gonna Give You Up"!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#10
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Only metal and hard rock? I wanted to spit a couple of rhymes son!


I wanna rap battle with metaldud


I can't rap
#11
I'm in. I will write the power ballad in which the main character realizes that he failed a long time ago, but that didn't stop him.
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#13
The curtain opens. A kid is playing a line 6 spider head through a marshall mg cab. (playing smoke on the water of course.) A bunch of guys with guitars come in and swing back their axes to hit the amp...but then stop and start wailing on the kid. Meanwhile dudes in lol wut pears are singing "i cum blood."

There i wrote the first minute. Add on.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#14
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edit: I may join if other genres are included



this is going to end in fail


and dubstar..why do you always try to reserve your first post to be quickest then edit it?
#15
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this is going to end in fail


and dubstar..why do you always try to reserve your first post to be quickest then edit it?

Because I can.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#16
You know what? Let's put something of every genre possible in it. From technical death metal to imdeth and metaldud's rap-off.

And the necessary cover of Rick Astley and Cannibal Corpse.
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#18
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I can't rap either

Can I narrate it instead, like during transitions?


"and he left Pallet Town to begin his journ-wrong story..."

I suggest the main character be named "T.S."
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#21
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Or, better yet we could do a Post-Modern Classical Glam Power Punk-Pop Electronica Garage sound.

THIS
im in too :3
#23
A soft acoustic ballad dedicated to a certain Monkey I've come to know as "Union Jack-off."
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#24
I want to be the bad guy! Kensai will be the Yoda'ish figure. With Zappp playing Jesus.

I want to write the hip-hop song, and want in the rap-off.
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You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#25
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The curtain opens. A kid is playing a line 6 spider head through a marshall mg cab. (playing smoke on the water of course.) A bunch of guys with guitars come in and swing back their axes to hit the amp...but then stop and start wailing on the kid. Meanwhile dudes in lol wut pears are singing "i cum blood."

There i wrote the first minute. Add on.

*minit 2 of epicz writing*

during the i cum blood portion, we start dancing around the mods who keep kicking random charactors in the nutz while 5 others around us all are playing a symphony of dimesqueals with licenced floyd roses and then some other guy comes in with a blistering harmonic minor solo while some kid who just joined would think it would be cool to come in with their squier and do a dive bomb with its dinky whammy
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#26
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A soft acoustic ballad dedicated to a certain Monkey I've come to know as "Union Jack-off."


lol I was just about to suggest something like that.
#27
Hey did you guys know that the 5th fret every string (except for the G-string where it's 4th) is the same sound as the open string below it.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#28
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*minit 2 of epicz writing*

during the i cum blood portion, we start dancing around the mods who keep kicking random charactors in the nutz while 5 others around us all are playing a symphony of dimesqueals with licenced floyd roses and then some other guy comes in with a blistering harmonic minor solo while some kid who just joined would think it would be cool to come in with their squier and do a dive bomb with its dinky whammy

Then we all fap for the next minute
#29
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can i play kensai?

Kensai has to play himself, but if he refuses you're cool.

And the final scene is the entire cast and stage crew singing a mashup of I Cum Blood and Never Gonna Give You Up.
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#30
I wanna play myself(or "T.S.").
And sing Never Gonna Give You Up.
And also get 400 quadrillion bucks!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#31
Quote by shadow__666
Last night I went with my parents to a musical (the alternative was babysit, and the story at least seemed interesting), and watching the show gave me an idea. We're a guitar forum (at least in theory), right? So we all got an appreciation for music and most of us can write a tune or two.

So I came up with the idea of UG FTW!. In short, it's a musical all about the pit. I remember we once had a song dedicated to fapping, that could go in. And there's all the other random, crazy sh*t that goes on here. Set to various forms of metal and hard rock (one grunge tune squeezed in by me), it could be a good idea.

Plus, I'm bored and need something to do with my free time. This could be it.

Anyone else think it's a good idea?


As long as you expand the genres a bit (I could provide an electronic bit for the part when the Pitmonkeys finally defeat the /b/tards and send them flying into outer space)

XAVIEDIT: DirtyMakik, wanna collaborate and do a ballad dedicated to the SH-201? It could be an important plot device.
#32
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Then we all fap for the next minute


after that we turn the stage all trippy and introduce the drug thread and talk about peoples experiences with DXM and random stuff while playing pink floyd. after that 30 seconds wasted (lol) we start up some photoshop session replications
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Mesa roadster with 2/12 recto cab
PGM 301
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#33
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I want to write the hip-hop song, and want in the rap-off.


The rap is totally improvised, but sure you can be in the rip off.

And to whoever said that they wanted to be stage manager, sure.
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#34
sounds good.

how are we oing to do it?

each scene is a thread that we tell a song about.

like the best of the pit?

Edit:
the 2nd one can be called
attack of the lolwut pear.

and 3rd
Icy hot strikes back :'(
#35
I'm totally intrested. Can I contribute as part of the 'Never Gonna Give You Up' part?
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nice discovery, sir.


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#36
OK, so I reckon that the tribute to fapping has to be total br00talz symphonic power metal since that's what most of the Pit masturbates to in the background.

I even wrote a few lyrics.

I fape to porn every day
I fap cause it's so not gay
I will fap on everyone
I like fap because it's fun

Fap is better than teh sex
I fap inside and on my deck
I will fap on anyone
I like fap because it's fun

Fap
Fap
Fap
Fap

And the rest is coming.
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#37
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I'm totally intrested. Can I contribute as part of the 'Never Gonna Give You Up' part?

Everyone contributes to the Never Gonna Give You Up section at the end.
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#38
Quote by shadow__666
OK, so I reckon that the tribute to fapping has to be total br00talz symphonic power metal since that's what most of the Pit masturbates to in the background.

I even wrote a few lyrics.

I fape to porn every day
I fap cause it's so not gay
I will fap on everyone
I like fap because it's fun

Fap is better than teh sex
I fap inside and on my deck
I will fap on anyone
I like fap because it's fun

Fap
Fap
Fap
Fap

And the rest is coming.


To the tune of Monty Python's "Spam".
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