#1
Pit, shall thou wish me a happy birthday?
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#2
No.

jk Happy Birthday!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#3
No.
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You disgust me.


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UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#6
Uhm, thank you...
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#9
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Happy Birthday

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Well go on... open it and show the pit what you got


It's a box of fucking nothing!
#13
Oooh, a romantic^ (soul monger)

I got

a gibson les paul




a fleshlight




a kitten




a pear




and 500 dollars.....
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#14
Happy birthday. I got you the new Jonas Brothers album! It's already in your car CD player! ENJOY!
#17
hehe

*kills himself*
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#18
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Happy birthday. I got you the new Jonas Brothers album! It's already in your car CD player! ENJOY!


i would kill you if you got me a jonas brothers cd for my birthday
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#20
And whomever gave the Jonas brothers CD, I dont own a car, so ha!

Um. You guys are really putting a really negative spin on what should be a joyful occasion.
I knew the Pit wasnt a good idea....
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This has to be the funniest thing I've seen on the pit this month



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Nothing on the interwebz wins that hard.




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#23
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And whomever gave the Jonas brothers CD, I dont own a car, so ha!

Um. You guys are really putting a really negative spin on what should be a joyful occasion.
I knew the Pit wasnt a good idea....


Haha, well than it's now in your iTunes library. Enjoy it!

Yeah... Pit + Birthday = Tradgedy
#24
I really am not surpised right about now.
Although the tin of rape was expected...
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#26
By the way "you're gonna die" and "box of ****ing nothing" are references to a Dethklok songs. I wasn't being mean

Really, happy birthday
#27
Why, thank you.
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#29
Happy Birthday...?

Kidding... but really... it takes some serious nerve to make your own birthday thread. For that, I commend you.
"Love is the only thing that we can carry with us when we go, and it makes the end so easy." -Louisa May Alcott
#30
No...I refuse
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#31
Happy birthday.

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