#1
I just saw this in The Onion and I thought you guys would like it:

Quote by C0_0kie
guitar solo - "meh, every song got one"
bass solo - "OMGZ0R U IS PRO MENZ"


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Quote by DeAd-RiP
Sir I would like to sex your bass.
#4
Lmao, thats one of my fav songs too.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

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+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#8
Quote by watchingmefall
Way to split hairs and ruin the fun

You're like the little kid who told the other little kids that Santa wasn't real.


I'm sorry *slouches shoulders and walks away*
#9
Quote by watchingmefall
Way to split hairs and ruin the fun

You're like the little kid who told the other little kids that Santa wasn't real.


... You what?

Santa's not real?

WHAT?!?!
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#10
^ neither is the Easter bunny or the tooth fairy

I probably just ruined your childhood more than Rule 34
Quote by C0_0kie
guitar solo - "meh, every song got one"
bass solo - "OMGZ0R U IS PRO MENZ"


Quote by lucertia.
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burgerburgerburgerburger


Quote by DeAd-RiP
Sir I would like to sex your bass.
#11
Tooths grow back anyways. Don't you remember when yous was a little kids and your tooth would fall out and you put it under your pillow and Othar the Norse God would give you a pickles nickel?
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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