#1
Have any of you guys ever thought of calling those numbers just for fun? Honestly, I never have. Do you guys have any funny stories about those?
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#2
I called this one it was 867-5309, I think the girls name was Jenny.
grok it.

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#5
"hey, how'd you meet your wife?"
"I was taking a shit..."
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#6
I wrote my cell phone number on a paper cup once along with "If found, please call: ####". I got someone texting me within an hour, telling me I'd need to pay money if I wanted to see it again. I tole him I'd hunt him down but it's still on my to-do list.
#7
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"hey, how'd you meet your wife?"
"I was taking a shit..."

+1, lmao dude.

Nah, but I will after this thread.
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#8
Its usually just random people, someone who was taking a **** must have been mad at their friends, and wrote their numbers down.
Exciting, i know.
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#9
Quote by M<rockqer>M
Have any of you guys ever thought of calling those numbers just for fun? Honestly, I never have. Do you guys have any funny stories about those?

If you never have, how did you post about it?

THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
#11
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That's actually where I came up with the idea for this thread


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#12
Quote by M<rockqer>M
That's actually where I came up with the idea for this thread



Well, I was the one who posted that in the You laugh you lose thread.

Do I win?
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#13
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Well, I was the one who posted that in the You laugh you lose thread.

Do I win?

You, dubstar92 indeed win.
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#14
Quote by M<rockqer>M
You, dubstar92 indeed win.



I'll sig if I have room.

edit: Yay, now I have a huge ego-boost sig
grok it.

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#15
well i have a friend who was taking a dump, and he assures me that there was a sign that read "Bend over Here at 5 oclock, every Saturday" or similar over an accompanying hole and lo and behold, it being 5 oclock on a Saturday, a wiener popped through......

then my friend screamed and ran out....


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#16
I considered putting the cowboys from hell symbol on there one time.
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#18
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That made me laugh for some reason...

Because it is hilarious.
grok it.

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#19
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well i have a friend who was taking a dump, and he assures me that there was a sign that read "Bend over Here at 5 oclock, every Saturday" or similar over an accompanying hole and lo and behold, it being 5 oclock on a Saturday, a wiener popped through......

then my friend screamed and ran out....
yes, really

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#20
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you know the bastard that shorted me? i thought someone would finally take the lollipop



SOOO wrong hahaha
completely and amazingly misunderstood.
#23
some kid at my school put his up in a stall and got stalked by an older indian man for a few weeks asking for sex, no joke.
#24
Quote by M<rockqer>M
Have any of you guys ever thought of calling those numbers just for fun? Honestly, I never have. Do you guys have any funny stories about those?



Yes i have thought about it.

No. I couldn't be arsed.
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