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#1
hey guys i stumbled upon the myspace of a 40 year old emo a few months ago, i dont remember the link but here are some hilarious pics lol. to keep this from being spam what is the funniest thing an adult you know did to be or feel younger?

His profile info:

Hey my friends call me Cris. My enemies call me worse lol. I’m just living my one life for me, finally. No more living it the way others think I should cause it doesn’t work. Ya know? So I’m just saying yesterday is dead, today is real, and tomorrow is still virgin. I will seek the friends that come without a price, the love that comes without rules, and the nirvana that comes from being myself. And to those who choose to judge me, an emphatic f*ck you. You have your own life to live, so go live it. And stay the hell out of mine. Peace.





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Give him something he can appreciate.


Herpes maybe.
#3


Picturing that guy saying that stuff is hilarious.

This should seriously be a movie.
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#5
did he take the last photo with no hands?!
do you love...ARSIS
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#7
imagine seeing this guy hXc dancing in a pit LOL
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Give him something he can appreciate.


Herpes maybe.
#8
He looks like he could be a chimo.
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#10
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Oh no! What happened to you Bruce Dickinson?!?


Wow, dude, he does kind of look like Bruce, doesn't he?

This "40-year-old emo" has made me giggle.
He's off my list.
But the rest of you....
#11
I was gonna bash you for being an asshole until I saw the pics haha
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#12
I laughed
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#13
Somehow I knew the pictures would be that guy.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#14
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Damn, I wanted to say that.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#16
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did he take the last photo with no hands?!


...
Don't you know that all 40 year old emos are magical?
#17
That's a big "lol" right there.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
#18
/facepalm

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#19
i thinks this calls for a de-motivational picture
Quote by postmortem2006

Give him something he can appreciate.


Herpes maybe.
#21
this is the funniest thing Ive ever seen.

You sure he's 40?

maybe he's just a mad old looking 20 year old.
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#22
Dude looks like Johnny Ramone to me
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#23
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this is the funniest thing Ive ever seen.

You sure he's 40?

maybe he's just a mad old looking 20 year old.


20 is still far too old.
#24
k guys imagine if he was your dad
Quote by postmortem2006

Give him something he can appreciate.


Herpes maybe.
#27
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Better than 80 year old emos.

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grok it.

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#28
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Oh no! What happened to you Bruce Dickinson?!?


that is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw him.
you're my new friend

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#32
Quote by imdeth
Oh no! What happened to you Bruce Dickinson?!?

Haha +1
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#33
i thought there would be more photoshooping of the pics by now....
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#34
when i read the title, i was plannin to have have a go at u for dissing how he chooses to be, but when i saw the pics.............TRY HARD
#35
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Hey look it's Michael Angelo Batio.




thats exactly what I thought...
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#37
Lip ring changes position.

The third picture it's in the same place as the mirror one!

It's not even a real piercing!

EDIT: Judging by the 2nd pic, it's not pierced on the side that the ring is in in the 3rd.

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#40
Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
Lip ring changes position.

The third picture it's in the same place as the mirror one!

It's not even a real piercing!

EDIT: Judging by the 2nd pic, it's not pierced on the side that the ring is in in the 3rd.



haha thats hilarious
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Give him something he can appreciate.


Herpes maybe.
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