#1
I'm so poor at the moment with it being christmas and I really need some condoms, but both me and my girlfriend live in the country side so its hard to get to the town centre to get some free condoms.

Are there any places online that send them out?

Thanks.
#4
since you live on the country, use pigs intestines >_< if they're good enough for sausages, they're good enough for your penor.
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My friend once tried to get free condoms at the local pharmacy. The pharmacist just lol'd at him. :-)
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#9
Just go to a family planning clinic.

Or any sexual health clinic.

Dont listen to anything else. Pulling out hardly works.
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Anal sex.
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#11
^this^

or her mouth would do nicely.

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i was going to say sex sense but as you cant be bothered to go into town...
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Just go to a family planning clinic.

Or any sexual health clinic.

Dont listen to anything else. Pulling out hardly works.


This.

I think I saw my first one in real life the other day. I was like, "Dad, this is an odd guitar pick." and he was like, "That's not a guitar pick." He siad it in this really weird voice, so I think it may have been a condom, but I'm not sure.
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Anal sex.
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Either brake out the KY or go to town and get some. Even if you order them off the internet it'll take time to turn up (and the Xmass backlog will still be delaying the post).
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some schools might have 'em...
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This.

I think I saw my first one in real life the other day. I was like, "Dad, this is an odd guitar pick." and he was like, "That's not a guitar pick." He siad it in this really weird voice, so I think it may have been a condom, but I'm not sure.


I want to sig that........but it's completely unrelated to me...
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I think I saw my first one in real life the other day. I was like, "Dad, this is an odd guitar pick." and he was like, "That's not a guitar pick." He siad it in this really weird voice, so I think it may have been a condom, but I'm not sure.

I do not understand. How can a pick look like a condom?
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#22
The only place I know of is a health Dept. You just gotta get to one.
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#23
Condoms aren't that expensive, bloody hell.
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#24
Keep yer libido under control, or just pinch yer balls untill they turn blue and look like raisins
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some other activity? bj, hj, finger, muff dive, its all good
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I do not understand. How can a pick look like a condom?


It was triangular and opaque, like a pick. But larger. And Dad looked at me in this weird way, as if to say, "Put that down right now."

Maybe it was a condom for men with triangular...things.
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#29
omg where is that picture, maybe a demote where it's got the amazon page saying: "x used condoms from less"
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#34
Haha. Epic, epic posts in this thread.


Anyway just pull out and do a massive cumshot on her face like in porno! Or get off your ass and get some condoms. And how does pulling out not work half the time?
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Haha. Epic, epic posts in this thread.


Anyway just pull out and do a massive cumshot on her face like in porno! Or get off your ass and get some condoms. And how does pulling out not work half the time?

I don't know, but it didn't work for my best mate. Long story short, I'm the godfather to a baby girl because his missus didn't want an abortion. And he's dead.
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