#1
mine:
Will Wright 2009 plans and targets.
Target:-
• Get into shape.
• Get more friends to do things with at the weekend. (Specifically that are girls.)
• Generally talk to more people, and get invited to more things.
• Get Laid.(farfetched.)


Plans:-
• Start a training programme including running, sit ups and bull worker.
• Talk to more people for longer.
• Block out the part of the brain that’s telling you the conversation is awkward, and just generally be yourself. You can’t force people into liking you, if they don’t like you, then it’s their loss.
• Probably won’t happen, but just get to parties (by the above method) and put yourself in the situation. You can’t get a home run if you’re not in the game.


not a ****ty resolution I won't keep.. I've got me a plan of action!
whats your plan of action?
InB4: to cum blood, to use the searchbar, to rape someone etc.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#3
Cool.
But this should be a blog.
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#4
Will Wright?

Is that a really common name?
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#5
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ANOTHER new years rez thread?

I missed last night.. and the searchbar ones were ****.. but i'll close this and put it in a blog, if that would be preffered?
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#6
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Will Wright?

Is that a really common name?

you what?
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#7
Mine is simple: work on sweep picking and generally improve on guitar. After that, I'm fine :-)
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#10
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TS, are you me?

its called being a generic lame bastard teenager.. the hint is that we're both on UG.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#11
to use the searchbar


but just to repost what I posted in the other threads: cycle from home to uni (about 130km)
#13
Mine? Get into uni, get a band, get drunk and laid as much as possible.

I'm not much of a believer in resolutions, but my psychiatrist told me that by establishing goals and working towards them, I'd do better in life. So I'm working at it.
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#14
F*ck new years revolutions.

I know lots of people who do it and end up stopping the next month.

It's a total waste of time, buddy.
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#17
Improve geetar and get straight A's so I can bring up my GPA and get my scholarship back!
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#18
Sleep with 10 women
Play more guitar
Live in the moment more
Quit the gym and take up a martial art (that way I'll actually go)
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#19
The same as yours, plus:

- Work my arse off at TAFE this year, so I can get back into school if it seems right for me at the end of the year.

- Practise bass atleast 4 hours a day.

- No more smoking (not a smoker, just go through stages where I love them, then wont touch them for 6 weeks, then love them again. No more)

and finally
- Enjoy 2009



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#20
Oh how we all dare to dream...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#21
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Oh how we all dare to dream...

exactly.. tbh i'll probably stop mine really quick, and then go in the opposite direction, and spend more time in the pit.

good times.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#22
Quote by will123456789
exactly.. tbh i'll probably stop mine really quick, and then go in the opposite direction, and spend more time in the pit.

good times.


Ah, you twat. Go into it with a positive attitude dude. Yours aren't unreasonable. If you are committed to it, why wouldn't you be able to do those things?



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#23
Quote by will123456789
mine:
Will Wright 2009 plans and targets.
Target:-
• Get into shape.
• Get more friends to do things with at the weekend. (Specifically that are girls.)
• Generally talk to more people, and get invited to more things.
• Get Laid.(farfetched.)


Plans:-
• Start a training programme including running, sit ups and bull worker.
• Talk to more people for longer.
• Block out the part of the brain that’s telling you the conversation is awkward, and just generally be yourself. You can’t force people into liking you, if they don’t like you, then it’s their loss.
• Probably won’t happen, but just get to parties (by the above method) and put yourself in the situation. You can’t get a home run if you’re not in the game.


not a ****ty resolution I won't keep.. I've got me a plan of action!
whats your plan of action?
InB4: to cum blood, to use the searchbar, to rape someone etc.


holy **** those are my exact resolutions
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#24
Targets:

-Have a meaningful relationship of some kind
-Get my band up and running or start a new one up
-Get into a new uni
-Improve at piano

Plans:

-Not sabotage myself as much; i have got a fair bit of attention from the ladies this year but i don't seem to be able to take the next step, then they usually go and get a boyfriend and i realise how much i liked them.

-Whip my band into shape, rehearse our set, play a few shows then record, teach the next drummer the songs from the recordings, also look at getting a side band so that if my current band falls through i still have a fallback.

-Get my UCAS done and try and sort out my plan of action (wether to stay in my current uni or not).

-Practice.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#26
Mine are:

quit smoking.
Work out and get in shape.
Talk to people and make friends.
Get a girlfriend (or two) and get over ex.
Start a band, write some songs. explore many many new genres.
Practise guitar at least 2-3 hrs a day.
Act mature.
#27
Quote by Shelflife
Mine are:

quit smoking.
Work out and get in shape.
Talk to people and make friends.
Get a girlfriend (or two) and get over ex.
Start a band, write some songs. explore many many new genres.
Practise guitar at least 2-3 hrs a day.
Act mature.


Wow, you sound like me. I myself only recently, as in two days ago, got over my ex. I feel better already in all honesty. Good luck dude, I think the first two are the ones that are gunna fuck with your head the most



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#28
• Start college and bust my ass in the science courses.
• Volunteer at a hospital.
• Get a paid job at said hospital, or a pharmacy or something.
• Read Das Kapital cover to cover.