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So pit ever been to a girl friends house/dance/been with a girl in general and noticed like 20 minutes after leaving that you smell like a girl. I find that I smell like my girlfriend when i leave her hoouse...And i think it smells realy good.
So my question is what do you do if you smell like a girl? Do you change your clothes ASAP or do you leave them on and enjoy the smell like some creepy stalker?

For the handfull of girls in The Pit change the word "girl" to the word"guy" or don't if your lesbian

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People in the pit don't socialise with girls....

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This is a strange issue man, and probably most of the guys here in the Pit haven't even been to a girls house before...
Without smellin' them up
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#7
Atm, yeah I smell like this particular girl...
I'm really not complaining. She smells amazing.

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Yeah I hate when I smell like the strippers.
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#10
I'm always stealing hoodies from my guy friends..and they smell sooooo good.

Yeah, my male friends actually clean themselves..sometimes they smell like alcohol and pot..still smells good.
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what is this "girls" you speak of. where can i buy one? can i torrent it?
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#12
sometimes i smell like girl after school.. good times.

but I do love there smell.. but i dont sniff myself all night.
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#13
I smell like girl.

My room smells of boy though, all guys rooms do. I don't know why it happens, but there isn't really a way round it apart from keeping the windows open and spraying it out.
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#17
Personally, I use a touch of female perfume. Now don't call me a creeper or anything, listen to my argument. Girls use the perfume that they use because they like and/or are attracted to the smell, right? Now if you use that perfume, they would like the way you smell right?

So basically, I use female perfume.
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#18
Just to be clear....are we talking like the smell of their hair and perfume or whatever.....or are we talking the smell of.....ya know......other stuff....


None the less.....yes?
#20
my girlfriend smells good all the time. and then she steals my jacket because she says it smells good. and its my favorite jacket
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#22
Everytime I leave my guy friends' houses I always smell like cigarettes and alcohol, which means we were most likely partying the night before. In that case, I sort of have to take a shower in order to rid myself of the layer of hangover filth anyway.
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Personally, I use a touch of female perfume. Now don't call me a creeper or anything, listen to my argument. Girls use the perfume that they use because they like and/or are attracted to the smell, right? Now if you use that perfume, they would like the way you smell right?

So basically, I use female perfume.

i have listened to your argument and have come up with the following diagnosis: gay.
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Just to be clear....are we talking like the smell of their hair and perfume or whatever.....or are we talking the smell of.....ya know......other stuff....


None the less.....yes?

I'm sure if you read the previous post about perfume you would have your answer.
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Personally, I use a touch of female perfume. Now don't call me a creeper or anything, listen to my argument. Girls use the perfume that they use because they like and/or are attracted to the smell, right? Now if you use that perfume, they would like the way you smell right?

So basically, I use female perfume.


suprisingly works, one of my friends that is is a girl sprayed me with a bunch of really strong perfume but i had girls smelling me and hugging me all day lol

edit: i dont know about spraying myself with girls perfume everyday, this happened unwillingly and for one day lol
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#27
I like certain perfumes and washing powders. I think my friend gets creeped out because I like the smell of his clothes so much.
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Personally, I use a touch of female perfume. Now don't call me a creeper or anything, listen to my argument. Girls use the perfume that they use because they like and/or are attracted to the smell, right? Now if you use that perfume, they would like the way you smell right?

So basically, I use female perfume.


Do you have personal experience that this works?
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Personally, I use a touch of female perfume. Now don't call me a creeper or anything, listen to my argument. Girls use the perfume that they use because they like and/or are attracted to the smell, right? Now if you use that perfume, they would like the way you smell right?

So basically, I use female perfume.


Perfume is supposed to attract boys. That is why it has a pheremone in it which attracts males...

Good job there.

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I'm sure if you read the previous post about perfume you would have your answer.


Yep.


Still though, yes. I don't like perfume much though, however....hair smelling nice and stuff I really dig.
#31
Haha...mine gave me some of her perfume (she mixed all my favorites together) and I gave her my cologne...

So Yeah girls smell good and people think we're weird when we smell like the opposite sex :P
#32
To be honest, I wouldn't really care and I don't understand why anyone would want to get rid of the smell their girlfriend leaves on you (unless it was really bad, in which case I'd say, get another ). There's nothing like a girl leaving raspberry lipbalm smell on you. It's cute and I wouldn't be so quick to get rid of it. My other favourite smell is soft coconut essence
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#33
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ah dammit that's exactly what i said to myself when i read the op.
wish i could change that though D:
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#36
FFS yes it works, that was the point of my big blob of words up there^. Girls like the way girl perfume smells, i get hugs everyday, and my girlfriend eats the sh*t up.
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#38
I had a bf who loved the smell of my hair when i washed it with Pantene, so he would beg me to use it all the time...
Her friends are gazing on her,
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FFS yes it works, that was the point of my big blob of words up there^. Girls like the way girl perfume smells, i get hugs everyday, and my girlfriend eats the sh*t up.



It still sounds kinda gay.
#40
I LOVE when I smell like a guy I've been with. I love coming home and smelling my shirt and being reminded of whatever cologne the guy was wearing and hugging him and all that lovely stuff.
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