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#1
So.. I have a dilemma on my hands.

My wonderful cat Meatball is diabetic. I don't know if any of you have diabetic cats, but they need insulin twice a day and need to have their sugars tested once a day. So far all has been well with Meatball as my sister and I have traded days doing her medicine for quite some time.. but things are changing.

My sister now has a job that she works weekends and won't be able to do the cat at night. Every other weekend I drive out of state to visit my girlfriend and obviously won't be able to shoot up the cat, either. This leaves my mother home with the cat. The obvious solution is for my mother to give the cat it's meds when we're both out of the house.

But she "doesn't feel like it". She doesn't work and is home all day, everyday, literally. She has complained since the day Meatball was diagnosed with diabetes that she is becoming an "expensive luxury" and hasn't ever given her insulin... ever. She regularly overfeeds Meatball when my sister and I aren't around, causing her sugars to go through the roof and almost putting her into a diabetic coma, hah.

So yah, anyway. My sister will be going to college soon and won't be here for months at a time. I won't be able to be around twice a day for the cat since I'll also be at work and school. My mother has hinted at wanting to put the cat down.

So... what do I do? I love Meatball.
#2
Kill your mom?
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#4
Talk her out of it or something.
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Your mom, kill?
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#9
Give your mom diabetes then genetically modify the cat to have super brainpowers so it can give your mom insulin but it refuses. Then stand on top of a tall mountain and scream "How do you like it now, mom? BWOHAHAHAHAHAHA! Puuuurrfect."
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#10
[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]You give the cat to someone you know will care for her properly.

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#11
kill your mom, then rape cat.
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#12
[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]You give the cat to someone you know will care for her properly.

She's a lot of work, though. I guess this might have to be the option, which is so sad. I love my Meatball.
#13
Hope that your mom gets diabetes?
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Quote by Gordita Supreme
So.. I have a dilemma on my hands.

My wonderful cat Meatball is diabetic. I don't know if any of you have diabetic cats, but they need insulin twice a day and need to have their sugars tested once a day. So far all has been well with Meatball as my sister and I have traded days doing her medicine for quite some time.. but things are changing.

My sister now has a job that she works weekends and won't be able to do the cat at night. Every other weekend I drive out of state to visit my girlfriend and obviously won't be able to shoot up the cat, either. This leaves my mother home with the cat. The obvious solution is for my mother to give the cat it's meds when we're both out of the house.

But she "doesn't feel like it". She doesn't work and is home all day, everyday, literally. She has complained since the day Meatball was diagnosed with diabetes that she is becoming an "expensive luxury" and hasn't ever given her insulin... ever. She regularly overfeeds Meatball when my sister and I aren't around, causing her sugars to go through the roof and almost putting her into a diabetic coma, hah.

So yah, anyway. My sister will be going to college soon and won't be here for months at a time. I won't be able to be around twice a day for the cat since I'll also be at work and school. My mother has hinted at wanting to put the cat down.

So... what do I do? I love Meatball.


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#16
make a film about it

then kill mum
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#17
tell your lazy **** of a mother to stop being so ****ing selfish and do this small task for the benefit of the family. if she still refuses, blackmail her. say it simple: if anything should happen to the cat, then something you treasure will be destroyed.
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Tell your mum to stop being a twat.


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Tell your mum Meatball means a lot to you and if she cares for you at all, she'll give it the insulin.


Well, she doesn't care about me at all, ha, which is alright by me. I wish she'd care for the cat. How can you not love a pet named Meatball?
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[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]You give the cat to someone you know will care for her properly.

this
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She's a lot of work, though. I guess this might have to be the option, which is so sad. I love my Meatball.

I think we all love meatballs especialy on sub sandwitches...Sorry I think i ate your cat.
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Well, she doesn't care about me at all, ha, which is alright by me. I wish she'd care for the cat. How can you not love a pet named Meatball?



if said meatball is a vegetarian
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[quote=""[It's Alex"]"]You give the cat to someone you know will care for her properly.
this.
#27
Fuck your mum, then fuck meatball.
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Quote by Gordita Supreme
So.. I have a dilemma on my hands.

My wonderful cat Meatball is diabetic. I don't know if any of you have diabetic cats, but they need insulin twice a day and need to have their sugars tested once a day. So far all has been well with Meatball as my sister and I have traded days doing her medicine for quite some time.. but things are changing.

My sister now has a job that she works weekends and won't be able to do the cat at night. Every other weekend I drive out of state to visit my girlfriend and obviously won't be able to shoot up the cat, either. This leaves my mother home with the cat. The obvious solution is for my mother to give the cat it's meds when we're both out of the house.

But she "doesn't feel like it". She doesn't work and is home all day, everyday, literally. She has complained since the day Meatball was diagnosed with diabetes that she is becoming an "expensive luxury" and hasn't ever given her insulin... ever. She regularly overfeeds Meatball when my sister and I aren't around, causing her sugars to go through the roof and almost putting her into a diabetic coma, hah.

So yah, anyway. My sister will be going to college soon and won't be here for months at a time. I won't be able to be around twice a day for the cat since I'll also be at work and school. My mother has hinted at wanting to put the cat down.

So... what do I do? I love Meatball.


LOL...
but seriously, don't kill the cat
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#29
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Fuck your mum, then fuck meatball.


Or just fuck meatball, that'll teach him having diabetes. >_>


#30
Tell your mom to stop being a bitch.

Or tell her if she doesn't take care of the cat, when she dies, she can rot in the ****ing house instead of the ground. Or don't put her in a nursing home. Cut off all contacts with her and act as if she never existed.
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I love Meatball.



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Sorry, just reminded me of that.

Start by slapping her in the face and saying "Listen here bitch..."
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#33
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My sister now has a job that she works weekends and won't be able to do the cat at night.


Your sister sounds like she's got some issues.

Sorry, it was just to good to miss.


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#34
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dude is a freaking cat, go get another one and name it meatball 2


You're an idiot and you've obviously never had a pet.
#36
If you really love meatball, I think that the best choice to save its life would be to give it to a family that would take care of it properly. I know that it sucks, but I don't see more solutions besides your sister taking it to college.
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#37
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Give your mom diabetes then genetically modify the cat to have super brainpowers so it can give your mom insulin but it refuses. Then stand on top of a tall mountain and scream "How do you like it now, mom? BWOHAHAHAHAHAHA! Puuuurrfect."


What are you smoking, and may I have some?
#38
Somehow try to convince her to continue taking care of the cat...you can't just let a helpless animals die like that . The cat can't do anything itself against the illness...it needs your help. What kind of person would refuse to help an animal that would otherwise die. I'm not saying your mom is a bad person, but some people just don't think that an animals life is worth very much, when actually, it is worth a lot in my opinion.
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