#2
Making fun of other people's misfortunates is so childish. Grow up you Oily Tick and worry about your own life.
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#5
This site is full of fantastical fail.

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Today, my best friend asked me to be her maid of honor at her wedding. Oh yeah, and she’s marrying my ex-husband…

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Today, in the middle of love making, my husband stopped right before I climaxed to point out that there were spider webs in the corner of our bedrooms ceiling, he also asked me when I was thinking of sorting it out.

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Today, I heard my Aunt and Uncle calling my parents, who left me here while they moved back to Korea. My Aunt was telling my parents that they don’t want to take care for me; and according to the conversation I heard, neither do my parents…

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Today, I get the most bizarre request from my father and step mom. My dad had a vasectomy a while back, but now his new wife wants a child - I’ve just turned 18 and guess who’s being asked for a sperm donation???…


It is going to keep me happy for hours!

*looks up* I mean... >_>
#9
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uhhh... i see the fail but not the kind you described
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#10
ITT: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#12
Laughing at others' misfortunes = phail.
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#13
Today, in the middle of love making, my husband stopped right before I climaxed to point out that there were spider webs in the corner of our bedrooms ceiling, he also asked me when I was thinking of sorting it out…MLIC

LOL
but whats that MLIC thing?
#14
seems to work other times and not work other times. it took me a few clicks

MLIC = my life is crap
#16
No, my life isn't crap, and that's because rather than sitting around worrying if it's crap I do productive stuff like...uhh...hang out in the Pit!
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#17
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TS, why bring serious sites in The Pit?


some of these are seriously fake
#21
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Today, in the middle of love making, my husband stopped right before I climaxed to point out that there were spider webs in the corner of our bedrooms ceiling, he also asked me when I was thinking of sorting it out…MLIC

LOL
but whats that MLIC thing?


My Life Is Crap? DUH!!! Eating KFC and drinking Coke affects your IQ sir.