#1
as follows:

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or write to:

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Panama Ciudad
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^ rofl, address fail
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#2
Quote by RPExecutor
as follows:

Antivirus for Windows - New version is available

Download Antivirus 2009 now and receive a FREE complementary Firewall software package to help reinforce and protect your PC from malicious viruses.

Antivirus Activation Code: 8463
e=canadalazer@hotmail.com">e=canadalazer@hotmail.com">http://directpproduct.com/re.php?lnk=1203380122&e=canadalazer@hotmail.com

- Live protection 24/7
- Adware & Malware prevention
- Included: Registry Repair, Firewall Pro, Spyware Remover

Protect your computer from virus attacks, trojans, and other forms of Malware.

Antivirus Activation Code: 8463
e=canadalazer@hotmail.com">e=canadalazer@hotmail.com">http://directpproduct.com/re.php?lnk=1203380122&e=canadalazer@hotmail.com

Thank you for choosing us, the worldwide leader in computer protection software.

Best Regards,

David Matthews
Antivirus Security

You will not get anymore of our emails if you go here
http://directpproduct.com/

or write to:

Plaza Neptuno, local #7
Via ricardo J Alfaro, Tumba Muerto
Panama Ciudad
Republica de Panama

^ rofl, address fail


Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#6
I got that before, my stupid mom installed that sh*t.... Adware up the wazoo, had to re-format computer.
I has sigs

Quote by COBGage
If Dimebag can't take a few bullets to the head how's he gonna be able to take a full on Kamehameha?
#7
Quote by dragoo-mon
send them back the email under a new name

do this
and then to all your friends
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#8
Quote by justinb904
do this
and then to all your friends


way ahead of you ;]
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#9
send them an email back asking if they would like to increase their penis size - All Natural! ;-)
Quote by thegreensquall
ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
#11
I love these things, I allways laugh when I find a program like this installed and still wonder how the pc crashes so much even tho they have an antivirus and antispyware (both fake in most cases )

btw...


this looks legit, you should try it



Stop highlighting my signature!!


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#12
Quote by metaldud536
Send them a hand drawn spider with 6 legs.



forget my suggestion - do this NOW!
Quote by thegreensquall
ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
#13
Quote by metaldud536
Send them a hand drawn spider with 6 legs.


Pick flowers not fights.
Make love not war.
Drop acid not bombs.

#15
Quote by Azwethinkwedo
Have I got news for you? and it was 7 I believe

**** off you pedantic bastard.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#18
Quote by skaterkevin87
I got that before, my stupid mom installed that sh*t.... Adware up the wazoo, had to re-format computer.

That reminds me of how my mom completely fucked over the family laptop. I'll bet she looks up porn or something. It's the only way she could have gotten that many fucking viruses.
#19
^^^ someone revive that thread.

EDIT: i mean link of course id do it but i dont know how to use a search bar
Quote by texasthrasher
Cover your ears(or they WILL be raped) that is ****ing great


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