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#4
Probably Ricky Gervais... but I got Russel Howard's DVD for christmas and bloody loved it
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#5
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Michael McIntyre.
Ooh, the posh one off Mock the Week? I love him, I've been meaning to check out more of his stuff.

Mine's a tie between Eddie Izzard and Dylan Moran. I also like Russell Howard.
#6
ive never liked standup comedy at all. but i watched some george carlin videos and i was floored. ive always known who he was but i never watched his stuff. it was great
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#7
Mitch Hedberg
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Ooh, the posh one off Mock the Week? I love him, I've been meaning to check out more of his stuff.

Mine's a tie between Eddie Izzard and Dylan Moran. I also like Russell Howard.



Russell Howard is pretty funny too
You got his stand up DVD?
#10
Eddie Izzard... I think thats his name...
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#11
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Michael McIntyre.


Despite having a face i would enjoy punching, i do find him quite funny.
#13
At the moment, Michael Mcintyre
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#14
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Mitch Hedberg

+1

and Frank Caliendo.
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#16
Comedians are all ultimate fail, I've never seen one who was really funny.
Going to see a comedian totally ruins the spontanious and random humor that the interwebz delievers.
#20
Dunno if you can really call him a comedian, but he's a comic genius; Karl Pilkington. For the more generic meaning of comedian; Russell Brand, Bill Bailey, Peter Kay.
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#21
Bill Bailey, Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais.
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#22
i like mark steel (dont no whether many people will of heard of him but hes hilarious) also david mitchell is so funny

EDIT: also noel fielding and julian baratt are hilarious aswell and hugh dennis from mock the week
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#23
what? you guys are talking about favorite comedians and no one has mentioned carlos mencia?!!?!? this is an outrage!
#24
Mitch Hedberg
Dmitri Martin
Jim Gaffigan
Michael Ian Black
Dane Cook
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#25
George Carlin.
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#26
Patton Oswalt
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what? you guys are talking about favorite comedians and no one has mentioned carlos mencia?!!?!? this is an outrage!

No, we're talking about comedians.
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#28
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what? you guys are talking about favorite comedians and no one has mentioned carlos mencia?!!?!? this is an outrage!


Why mention him when everyone that's already been mentioned have probably provided all his material?
#32
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George Carlin.


This as well. And Billy Connolly and Steve Merchant.
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#33
I always liked chris farley, carlos mencia, george carlin, and dane cook.
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#34
its between bill bailey or michael mcintyre
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#36
Either Stephen Wright:
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Or Mitch Hedburg:
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"Haha, who's that guy with the cool laugh? I hope that fucker's mic'd."
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#37
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Jim Gaffigan and Demetri Martin

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#38
Bill Bailey is superior to all others.
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#39
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Russell Howard is pretty funny too
You got his stand up DVD?
A friend of mine got it for Christmas so I'll make it a mission to see it at some point xD
#40
theres so many I like!

but the one that had me in the most fits of laughter was peter kay.

but i like bill bailey, michael mccintyre and frankie boyle also.. along with loads of others.
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