#1
I just ****ed my girlfriend up pretty bad (no rape, murder involved). I broke a really, really, REALLY, big promise. When we do get over this fight, I wanna play her a really nice song, one that'll make her happy at me again. This might not even work, but what the hell, let's give it a try. Do you guys know any nice/happpy songs to play for a teenage girl as an apology? Preferably something acoustic and not written by Cannibal Corpse. Thanks
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#4
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
Let My Love Open the Door (the Steve Carrel and Dane Cook version lol)
Breakfast At Tiffanys by Deep Blue Something
I'll Be There For You by Bon Jovi

idk thats all i could think of lol
#5
"I cum blood, it's not you fault, I got kicked in my testies and rubbed icy hot."

Everybody knows it's the best apology song ever written.
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#10
I know I promised you that big thing
Where I wouldn't put my dingaling
Its not my fault when it occurred
Though you arent exactly the prudest of birds
So when I went in the wrong hole
I wasnt scoring an own goal
My willy isnt a toilet bowl
So i don't want it covered in digested spag boll
Yes I put it in your bum
It was only a bit of fun
Ive not got a massive dick
With that in light, youre a bit of a prick
Oh just shut up and stop complaining
Before I give you a bloody good caning.


There, I just wasted 4 minutes of my life.
#11
come clarity - in flames
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#12
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"I cum blood, it's not you fault, I got kicked in my testies and rubbed icy hot."

Everybody knows it's the best apology song ever written.

every chick is yours with that song. period.
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#14
i'm asking it but everyones thinking it, what was the promise?
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#16
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I know I promised you that big thing
Where I wouldn't put my dingaling
Its not my fault when it occurred
Though you arent exactly the prudest of birds
So when I went in the wrong hole
I wasnt scoring an own goal
My willy isnt a toilet bowl
So i don't want it covered in digested spag boll
Yes I put it in your bum
It was only a bit of fun
Ive not got a massive dick
With that in light, youre a bit of a prick
Oh just shut up and stop complaining
Before I give you a bloody good caning.


There, I just wasted 4 minutes of my life.