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I have an emo fringe which comes down about my mouth. I just went outside to have a fag before bed and I managed to set fire to it. I put it out quite quickly and luckily I didn't have any hairspray in and it isn't noticeable. Stinks to high heaven though.

Anyone else been idiotic enough to do this?
#2
To get an emo fringe?

No, I would never be that idiotic.
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#4
Yeah, my backside (Affectionately referred to as Cobumbo) smokes Panatellas. I couldn't sit down for a month.
#6
i've lit my fringe lighting cigarettes off the stove before. good times.
#8
i thought it said "i set fire to my fridge".

that would've been a much cooler story.
#9
pics or it didnt happen
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#10
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i thought it said "i set fire to my fridge".

that would've been a much cooler story.



Same. Then I reread it as "didge."
****, I got issues.
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#11
Let this be a lesson to you. Emos deserve to burn.
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#14
How do you like that? The first case ever in which cigarettes RUINED someone's image by making them look cooler!
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#16
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i thought it said "i set fire to my fridge".

that would've been a much cooler story.

This.
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#17
Quote by Haggis.
I have an emo fringe which comes down about my mouth. I just went outside to have a fag before bed and I managed to set fire to it. I put it out quite quickly and luckily I didn't have any hairspray in and it isn't noticeable. Stinks to high heaven though.

Anyone else been idiotic enough to do this?


Hairspray isn't flammable once its try...mostly the propellant from the can is what catches fire.......
#18
Emo fringe

Though I suppose this is another reason for me NOT to smoke. =/
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#22
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i thought it said "i set fire to my fridge".

that would've been a much cooler story.

This.
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#25
i thought you guy's enjoyed that type of stuff????
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#26
No, I've never set my fringe on fire, yet it does get in the way a lot.
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#27
I read the title as "Fridge", which would have made a way better story.
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#28
i know someone who lit her hair on fire with a candle..

i will never let her live that down
#29
Quote by Haggis.
I have an emo fringe which comes down about my mouth. I just went outside to have a fag before bed and I managed to set fire to it. I put it out quite quickly and luckily I didn't have any hairspray in and it isn't noticeable. Stinks to high heaven though.

Anyone else been idiotic enough to do this?



I thought it was ironic you used the term Fag for your cigarette in the same paragraph as "emo fringe".
#31
I hate you. You just made me laugh my balls off. Now how am I supposed to reattach my balls?
#33
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i thought it said "i set fire to my fridge".

that would've been a much cooler story.


+1

don't play with fire...don't play with fringes
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#36
Quote by Haggis.
I have an emo fringe which comes down about my mouth. I just went outside to have a fag before bed and I managed to set fire to it. I put it out quite quickly and luckily I didn't have any hairspray in and it isn't noticeable. Stinks to high heaven though.

Anyone else been idiotic enough to do this?


Did anyone else read fag as fap? I was wondering how he caught his hair on fire while fapping until I reread it.

I've spent too much time in the pit.
#37
Not to my hair, but I did set fire to one of my shoelaces on my fave Chucks.
I wasn't paying attention where I put my hand lmao.
But luckily it was just the end so I didn't have to replace the laces lol.

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#38
Quote by Babbs
i thought it said "i set fire to my fridge".

that would've been a much cooler story.

This. I'll set fire to mine then i'll make a thread just for the lulz.
#39
Quote by Haggis.
I have an emo fringe which comes down about my mouth. I just went outside to have a fag before bed and I managed to set fire to it. I put it out quite quickly and luckily I didn't have any hairspray in and it isn't noticeable. Stinks to high heaven though.

Anyone else been idiotic enough to do this?


OMFG

This ****ing happened to me two weeks ago..

THE BONG WASNT EVEN ANYWHERE FROMMY HEAD!!

I just heard a sizzling noise.. Stopped and looked around for about 10 seconds.. Looked in my mirror and SQUASHFLATPATTED my hair till it was out..

Thanks god it was only the top bit.. Just wash it thoroughly with shampoo and the smell should go though..


How badly is it burnt?
FYI, my fringe is a cm past my chin now (y)


EDIT: you 43?! Srs, get a foking haircut..
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