#1
I used to be so good at giving advice....

but before a mate came and tried to cry on my sholder after splitting up with his girlfriend and i told hit to get over it and go fap.

and a girl asked me to help her get a dudes attention....

i told her to flash him her tits....

she slapped me =F totally worth it.

anyway the pit has turned me evil.

anyof you guys had the same experiance
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#2
No, I leave my mental problems behind when I close firefox.
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#3
only thing i can say is welcome to the pit were we kick names and take ass


also you are now a pit monkey
It's all just a joke


#4
Ditch the pit and live your life outside the internet.
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?
#5
Sooner or later you'll give your distraught mates sound advice like rape or cum blood.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


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#6
no.. you see I can split real world and internet.

dude its not hard to let ureself be a douche, thats why people dont have loads of best mates.. your right on the first piece of advice, not on the second.
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#7
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Ditch the pit and live your life outside the internet.

He'll have post Pit stress disorder.
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#9
nope.

I keep my pit self in the pit
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#11
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No, I leave my mental problems behind when I close firefox.



hahahahahahahaha


you use firefooks..
#12
I don't have a Pit self. I've always been a stubborn, narcissistic, cynical asshole, and I will continue to behave as such until the day I die.

EDIT: Fucking shit, I forgot vulgar.
#13
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I act exactly the same in the outside world just as I do in here. Like a total tool.



this guy gets me
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#15
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sometimes i say fap and get wierd looks but thats it.
i probably woulda joked about the tits thing then helped


yeah i helped afterwards im not that evil.....


yet
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#16
The problem with the pit and jokes that are related to the pit is that only pit monkeys get them. Moral of the story: No, I'm not that corrupted yet.
#17
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No, I leave my mental problems behind when I close firefox.

This. Whenever I feel like being an asshole, I come to the Pit and b!tch at some poor fool, like yourself, until I feel better. I then continue on with my regular, kind, fun-loving, life OUTSIDE of the Pit. You see, the Pit is a stress reliever for me. I get to bitch until I feel better.
#18
Dude, I just totally got some huge ass guy pissed off at me, cuz he asked me who I was through another friends status reply ting, and I said so and so's friend, who the hell are you... Spending less time online might be a good thing.. He threatened to break my nose.
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#19
go pit!

brb going to go fap and possibly rape somebody
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Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
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#21
See, I use real world language when talking in the real world, and the occasion 'e-language' when I'm on the internet. Using e-language in the real world is a baaaaaaaaad idea. Unless you're aiming to look like an enormous faggot.
#22
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No, I leave my mental problems behind when I close firefox.

Nicely stated.
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#24
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No, I leave my mental problems behind when I close firefox.


opening firefox would make me have mental problems.
#26
Keep the internet on the fucking internet.
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#27
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I've begun saying epic alot when i used to never do


yeah you should probably stop doing that

and I don't think evil is the right word to describe the situation
#28
I just do what Kensai does, although most of my problems aren't from the pit, it's from drooling over everybody's gear in the EG and GG+A forums.
#29
Quote by SuperJoop
opening firefox would make me have mental problems.


what do you use IE, Safari? hahahahaha even Chrome is not up to par

basically if you aren't evil or in this case the word would be "cynical" or possibly sardonic, you get flamed really bad, so just drop the act after you're done here and you'll be fine
#31
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No, I leave my mental problems behind when I close firefox.
...and that's why you always leave it running...

edit: just realized how many people quoted this post..
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#32
i've just started my dark path down the pit... so i can't really say anything but i hope it won't change me much as me and my friends tend to talk the same way the pit does, but with less rape and cumming blood
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