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Yeah so I thought I'd be nice- my sister had no plans and said I'd let her come over. I figured she'd bring some friends and I was hoping for this to alleviate a possible sausage fest incident.

A couple of her friends are hot as hell- and 18..so yeah, open game...I'm 20 so meh..

But yeah..now for the problem. So I just got a text and an email message saying I'm coming over but with this new guy I met and guess what - her friends aren't coming.

Now I have some wannabe gangster on my hands and a sausage fest basically.





Epic Fail. I guess I'm just gonna get drunk and hope something comes up now......

*facepalm*
#3
Hottest couple of the year award?

I think we have contenders.
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#7
POPPED COLLAH, BRAH


And WTF, he looks like an obese 13yo..


(and she looks like a mix between jennifer aniston and a horse)

EDIT: why did she feel the need to email AND text you?..

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#8
Does your sister spray tan?
Looks like it

EDIT: just noticed the kid's popped collar


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#9
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You sister needs to keep off the crack.

I thought his sister was pretty hot.
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#10
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#11
Yeah she's 17 and this kid is apparently 15. I was like wtf?

I texted her saying none of his friends can come over. Basically me, my26 yr old roomate and about 4 other guys 18+ and a couple girlfriends have a 15yr old gangsta posse on our hands..

#14
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Yeah she's 17 and this kid is apparently 15. I was like wtf?

I texted her saying none of his friends can come over. Basically me, my26 yr old roomate and about 4 other guys 18+ and a couple girlfriends have a 15yr old gangsta posse on our hands..



Wat.
#15
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Kick his ass.


Please god.



Yeah I have a feeling this is an accident waiting to happen...
#16
lol sorry dude. i'll probably just be high as a kite playing WoW so...at least you have real friends.
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#18
I feel bad, but I'm laughing my ass of right now
good luck
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#19
Tell us how it goes.
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#20
Quote by boreamor
Wat.


He is apparently some cool kid in Grade 10 at her school he liek "totally mackz all the ladiez yo"

He is apparently gangsta to the max- he raps and draws graffiti lol


I'm hopin he ain't packin any heat lol

#21
Does she have a history of being attracted to douches or is this her first?
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#22
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I'll be honest- my girlfriend broke up with me a couple days ago...lets just say it has to do with a skidmark in underwear and an accidental motion towards her face...someone quoted it in my profile- but yeah, I thought 5 or 6 drunk 18 yr olds woulda been fun..
#24
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Hottest couple of the year award?

I think we have contenders.

yea, the shirt just brings them over the edge
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#26
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I'll be honest- my girlfriend broke up with me a couple days ago...lets just say it has to do with a skidmark in underwear and an accidental motion towards her face...someone quoted it in my profile- but yeah, I thought 5 or 6 drunk 18 yr olds woulda been fun..

I see, sorry to hear that.
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#28
I'd say the only thing he's packing is fudge. And possibly some donuts
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#29
Just play the "im the really pissed off over protective brother" and go nuts when he does anything wrong

Should give you some lulz
#31
If he shows up I'll try and get pics and a possible mp3 recorded with my phone of him "bustin out some freestylz"

lol
#32
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
I'll be honest- my girlfriend broke up with me a couple days ago...lets just say it has to do with a skidmark in underwear and an accidental motion towards her face...someone quoted it in my profile- but yeah, I thought 5 or 6 drunk 18 yr olds woulda been fun..

Oh, ****. I just read the quote in your profile and I can't stop laughing. That sucks for you, but really... lol.

#33
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
If he shows up I'll try and get pics and a possible mp3 recorded with my phone of him "bustin out some freestylz"

lol


Just go fap-driving again :p
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#34
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It had to be done.



haha

This is win!
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#36
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
He is apparently some cool kid in Grade 10 at her school he liek "totally mackz all the ladiez yo"

He is apparently gangsta to the max- he raps and draws graffiti lol


I'm hopin he ain't packin any heat lol



PLEASE hit him.
#37
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maybe a turkey leg or 6


And a Ham. Wait.. that would make him a cannibal
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#40
well i got my tonsils out today...at least you can actually do something.
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