#1
im drunk. when im drunk i get hungry.

i went to the refrigerator, not much was there. except some ground turkey meat. so i decided to make myself two turkey burgers. fried them up in a little but of olive oil with lots of pepper and some other spices.

mean while, i was heating up a pan of olive oil, habanero sauce, and some jim beam. i added lots of peppers and red onions to this, and allowed the vegetables to cook down a bit into the sauce.

next, when the burgers were almost done, i cut up some sharp cheddar cheese and some spicy pepper jack cheese. i applied them to the burgers and allowed them to melt.

then, burger on the bun, apply the veggies to the top of the burger, (the cheese acts as an adhesive) and then the top of the bun.


mmm mmm mmmm. it was delicious.
what did you eat today?
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#2
...where's the link between the beginning of your post...and the end of your post?

Hint: It is not the middle of your post.
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#3
You're drunk, yet your spelling is flawless and the entire post isn't one run-on sentence? Either you are god, or I call shenanigans.

Oh, and I had Chipotle for lunch, and manicotti for din-din.
#4
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You're drunk, yet your spelling is flawless and the entire post isn't one run-on sentence? Either you are god, or I call shenanigans.


i vote god

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#6
I went to Olive Garden... breadsticks...
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#9
Oh chea man...

I had seafood alfredo for lunch at olive garden, and some piss-poor excuse for a grilled chicken dinner that my mom made
#10
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Hm, then maybe I'm just retarded or something. I can't type to save my life when drunk.
#14
I am also a fan of cooking but have never made anything that fancy... lately I have been throwing some omaha steak (best meat in the world) burgers on the george forman, as its too cold to grill, and i just put fried onions and barbeque sauce on them.
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#16
i am not god, just very very amazing.
also, some of you had some great things to eat today.
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#17
Yeah I happen to be a great drunk typer too. I believe this guy.
Oh, and I had some tacos and chips.
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#18
well, i've had cereal, taquitos, and chips. that's all i ate today.
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#19
I'm actually a better typer when I'm drunk,I find it allows me transfer hatred and rage more efficiently.

I cooked up some stir fried chicken with broccoli and ric in a sweet and garlicy hab. pepper sauce for dinner tonight.It was good but like always,I failed to judge the amount of heat properly and ended up making a "tastes so good it hurts" kind of meal.

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#20
maybe i was sent by God to teach you all that you should try your best to type well.
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#22
Or Both!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#24
i had the best mac n cheese ever for lunch, and for dinner i had the best green beans ever. i also had the worst chocolate chip cookie ever in between.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#25
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im drunk. when im drunk i get hungry.

i went to the refrigerator, not much was there. except some ground turkey meat. so i decided to make myself two turkey burgers. fried them up in a little but of olive oil with lots of pepper and some other spices.

mean while, i was heating up a pan of olive oil, habanero sauce, and some jim beam. i added lots of peppers and red onions to this, and allowed the vegetables to cook down a bit into the sauce.

next, when the burgers were almost done, i cut up some sharp cheddar cheese and some spicy pepper jack cheese. i applied them to the burgers and allowed them to melt.

then, burger on the bun, apply the veggies to the top of the burger, (the cheese acts as an adhesive) and then the top of the bun.


mmm mmm mmmm. it was delicious.
what did you eat today?


**** man by the sounds of some of your ingredients and set up I'd say you're living in a pretty wicked kitchen man..I'm starving right now. Might have to get a latenight pizza delivered. Gotta love NYC everythings open all night lol
#26
mmm... sounds good.
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**** man by the sounds of some of your ingredients and set up I'd say you're living in a pretty wicked kitchen man..I'm starving right now. Might have to get a latenight pizza delivered. Gotta love NYC everythings open all night lol

haha, its actaully pretty bare. i love hot sauce so i always have that. ive been wanting to start eating a little healthier, so i decided to get some turkey instead of constant red meat. and i use peppers and onions alot. this was just me scrounging together what i had, beleive my kitchen is pretty bare now.

and wes, it was very very very good.
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#28
I made a white wine sauce and added oregano and basil, and put it over some baked chicken.
Yummy I should make that again.
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#29
2 sausage patty, slice of breakfast ham, and 2 eggs on a bagel for breakfast.

no lunch, too lazy to make anything,

bagel bites for dinner

if i didn't spend so much time here i could cook myself some pretty awesome shi+.
fvck my laziness
#30
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You're drunk, yet your spelling is flawless and the entire post isn't one run-on sentence? Either you are god, or I call shenanigans.

Oh, and I had Chipotle for lunch, and manicotti for din-din.

I had Chipotle for lunch today too
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#31
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I type perfect drunk too, its not impossible


ahem. "I type perfectly when drunk too, it's not impossible."

I'm assuming your grammar improves as you grow more intoxicated.
#32
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ahem. "I type perfectly when drunk too, it's not impossible."

I'm assuming your grammar improves as you grow more intoxicated.

That's a very awkward sentence... jk
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#33
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I had Chipotle for lunch today too




Chipotle is da shit. At the shopping center where I work, there are only two restaurants. Chipotle, and Panera Bread. Needless to say, I eat good on my breaks.
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#35
every semester, the chipotle near my university has a free burrito day.
its usually the best day of the semester haha.
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