#1
i think my real name is too boring so i decided to get a stage name...only problem is i cant think of one. Can you think of one that obviously i can use, and it has to sound like its not my real name (like Nikki Sixx) but be fun and happy at the same time (like Tommy Lee)...any ideas?
#2
William Hung.
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Balsac the Jaws of Death.
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#11
M. Shadows. It's crazy mysterious and ominous. And nobody will know your name is something mundane like Matt.
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#13
i was kinda being serious but ok....
and satyle of music is mostly classic rock but the coolest names are in 80's hair metal so...
#16
I'm a blues musician and my name is "Shaky Hands" Conrad for the sole reason that I have universal tremor. Find something in you like that (but not that) and use it
#17
Ignacio Cumblood (credit yourself as I. Cumblood)

Edit: Another idea; F. William Harder. Yes, that's some guy's actual name. There's a building named after him at Skidmore College.
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This.
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You obviously didn't get it..


Pretty sure he was being sarcastic. Hah! The tables have turned!
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