Poll: Should I do the Dare?
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View poll results: Should I do the Dare?
Do it for the Guitar
44 20%
Do it for the money
28 13%
Don't do it, it's gross
53 24%
Get drunk then do it so it won't be as bad
98 44%
Voters: 223.
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#1
Well today I was with my mates talking about bets or something like that, anyway they decided that if they crap in my mouth or i just put crap in my mouth for 20 seconds I will get $500.

Also one of those mates is gunna sell me his Jackson V for $500, so if I do the dare I can get the guitar with the money.

So do you rekon I should do it?
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i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

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we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


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#2
Do it 20 seconds for a free guitar I would do it
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#9
Quote by InvaderTSN
What kind of Jackson V?

I don't know but he is gunna bring it into work so I can check out, he said he loved that guitar though so I'm guessing it's kinda decent, even if it's crap, I'll put the money towards my Seven String Guitar
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


Prime Minister of Puppets of The Australia FTW Club

One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#11
Have some dignity... It's poop.

Whatever you do, don't let them drop the bomb directly into your mouth...
#13
dude..just think about what you're doing here..eating CRAP. CRAP that comes out of a nasty hairy butt hole that the dude probably is gonna eat the most god awful food before and you're gonna put that in your mouth for 20 seconds?? you'll get the free guitar but you'll probably be in the hospital for being a crap eater. Good luck!

p.s. : its called crap for a reason. because its craaaapp!
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#14
Do it.
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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#15
Quote by Dimster Ds
I don't know but he is gunna bring it into work so I can check out, he said he loved that guitar though so I'm guessing it's kinda decent, even if it's crap, I'll put the money towards my Seven String Guitar


If it isn't one of the crappy budget models, you should totally do it.

Also, be drunk while doing so. That'll probably help.
#16
Quote by Doppelgänger
I'd never do that kinda thing.

Also, video tape it. I wanna watch.

lol, my bro wants to see it too, even though I will **** up my reputation for the rest of my life, it would be funny and I'll be sitting there with a new guitar
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


Prime Minister of Puppets of The Australia FTW Club

One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#17
thats just ****ed up. even for like my dream bass or guitar i would never do that. Thats just ****ed up
#18
I wouldn't do it......

But I encourage YOU to do it to the best of your ability with a video camera and your parents present.

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#19
1.eat poop
2.earn money
3. make more poop
4.get more money
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#20
I can't get over how hot that girl is in your avy... Anyways, DO IT. But get totally wasted, and like it dry it bit before you do it..
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Oh, look at those naughty waffles and their banana's...

*fapfapfapfapfap*

(if this is against the rules, I'll take it down.)
#22
Well its your mouth not mine , is someone ****ting in you mouth worth the 500 to you ? And do you really believe they'll pay your or give you the guitar , they could just crap in your mouth and leave.
#23
Man...It doesn't count unless you eat it.

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#24
Do It!!!
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#25
well do you want to be called crap-boy for the rest of your life?
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#26
dont do it, simply because they will never actually pay you.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#27
If you do it you will have your gay ass coprophagia-fetish having nasty ass friends shit in your mouth and not give you a damn thing. Not to mention you will be known as that nasty shit easting fuck for the rest of your life. Good luck having sex with girls that don't have horrible diseases you nasty fucking bastard.
PS. If you want to get paid to eat poo you can make much more money on the internet in like Brazil or some other country where the "nasty bastard" laws are lax enough to let you get away with that sort or thing. Word to the nasty-fucking-wise
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#28
yes but do it while drunk so if someone calls you out

just say you were drunk
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#29
Quote by Da Squiz
I can't get over how hot that girl is in your avy... Anyways, DO IT. But get totally wasted, and like it dry it bit before you do it..


wtf
#30
Quote by Dimster Ds
lol, my bro wants to see it too, even though I will **** up my reputation for the rest of my life, it would be funny and I'll be sitting there with a new guitar


Wow, are you serious?

Makes me wonder how people like you even manage to use the internet.

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well do you want to be called crap-boy for the rest of your life?


Maybe if he was in the fifth grade. This is the perfect time to give someone the nickname Shlt Face.
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#31
I'd just get wasted and then do it.
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#32
Quote by Gibshall
yes but do it while drunk so if someone calls you out

just say you were drunk


This, this is the only way if you insist on doing it.
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#33
you arent eating it. It's in your mouth. Wash it out after. You're fine.
#34
Everyone who is telling you not to do it is just jealous that they don't get such a sweet deal! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!
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#35
Quote by hanktehlordochi
Everyone who is telling you not to do it is just jealous that they don't get such a sweet deal! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!

You know what... fuck it
This.
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#36
Count 20 seconds and imagine the feeling of a warm turd in your mouth.
Is that worth 500$?

Meh...screw it, if someone asks why, just say " I did it for the lulz."
#37
I still think you should get drunk most people accept it when you do stupid stuff if you use the excuse that you were drunk. If you were sober they are like WTF? but if you say I was drunk they are like OH Ok thats cool lol.
Ibanez RG7321
Jackson Randy Rhoads V with Floyd Rose
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Digitech RP70 Guitar Processor
#39
I just want to point out that at the end of all this: pics or it didn't happen.
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#40
You guys gotta remember, $500AU isn't as much as you think it is, they pay like $120 for a new video game opposed to our $60.
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