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#1
Few months ago I was playing Wii with my girlfriend at her house. She had a few friends over, and we were having a bowling tourney.

...

I just realized that the pit would answer ^that^ with tl;dr.

Long story short: I hit myself in the face with the Wii-mote, fell off of the second floor balcony, and crashed into the dining room table.

Unfortunatly I was NOT knocked unconcious.

Most epic fail ever?
Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#5
How the fuck did you manage to fail that hard?

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#7
Quote by SonOfSanguinus
Fail, probably not epic, though.

Doing that and the balcony collapsing on top of you would have been epic fail


How bout a peice of the railing hitting my gf's dad in the head?

EDIT: About 20 min later.
Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#10
Quote by thementor
How bout a peice of the railing hitting my gf's dad in the head?

EDIT: About 20 min later.


Borderline, although technically that fail was not on you, thus creating a new fail incident
#14
Quote by im not mental
i still don't get what tl;dr means.



+1

Someone explain?

EDIT: Dont worry.
#16
Quote by SonOfSanguinus
Borderline, although technically that fail was not on you, thus creating a new fail incident

which thus renders the fail un-epic, as it's total epicness is spread out across two seperate fail incidents.
I'm here to help

Quote by Jimbleton
ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


And a master of storytelling...

Quote by Jackolas
andychalmers102, that story is awesome.
#17
troll.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#20
Quote by SonOfSanguinus
Gas?


Gas.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#21
Quote by SonOfSanguinus
tl;dr - Too long; didn't read

now who can explain to me what GAS stands for?


Guitar Acquisition Syndrome?

EDIT: damn...
#24
Quote by andychalmers102
which thus renders the fail un-epic, as it's total epicness is spread out across two seperate fail incidents.


But the epic-ness still relates to the epi-center of me falling off the balcony.

BTW - I still got some from my gf later that night, In the back of her car. I think she felt sorry for me...
Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#26
Quote by SonOfSanguinus
Yay for pity-sex!


+1

and it was greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt!

Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#27
Quote by SonOfSanguinus
Yay for pity-sex!

Yay for sex in general..
I'm here to help

Quote by Jimbleton
ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


And a master of storytelling...

Quote by Jackolas
andychalmers102, that story is awesome.
#29
Quote by hippotato7
step 1: hit self in face
step 2:?
step 3: pity sex


Rinse, Wash, Repeat.
Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#30
Quote by thementor
Long story short: I hit myself in the face with the Wii-mote, fell off of the second floor balcony, and crashed into the dining room table.


hmm that's pretty wacky. we can turn this into something golden...

you crash through the table, rendering it to no more than black lacquered splinters.
tim allen, now your girlfriend's dad, was out cleaning the interior of his hot rod a la "home improvement," when he heard the noise. he bursts in, having not noticed that in his haste he bumped the parking brake, causing the car to careen out of the cul-de-sac downhill, much to the dismay of approaching delivery "boy" Tom Arnold, who is surprised to see the back of this muscle car heading straight for him, just yards away, as he turns the corner on the comical little girls' bike that he stole when his was crushed by a dump truck in an earlier scene...

tl;dr I'm workshopping this zany story and Tim Allen and Tom Arnold are now in it.

anyone else care to contribute?
#31
Quote by H(i)SS
hmm that's pretty wacky. we can turn this into something golden...

you crash through the table, rendering it to no more than black lacquered splinters.
tim allen, now your girlfriend's dad, was out cleaning the interior of his hot rod a la "home improvement," when he heard the noise. he bursts in, having not noticed that in his haste he bumped the parking brake, causing the car to careen out of the cul-de-sac downhill, much to the dismay of approaching delivery "boy" Tom Arnold, who is surprised to see the back of this muscle car heading straight for him, just yards away, as he turns the corner on the comical little girls' bike that he stole when his was crushed by a dump truck in an earlier scene...

tl;dr I'm workshopping this zany story and Tim Allen and Tom Arnold are now in it.

anyone else care to contribute?


and then ions got destabilised and the universe imploded.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#33
Quote by H(i)SS
the ions, played by Steve Buscemi and Cuba Gooding, Jr.

I smell a spinoff!


The Ion King.

funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#35
^this^
Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#36
Quote by thementor
^this^


The Ion King.

c'mon...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#37
I am Ion Man,
playin Wii sports
whenever
I can.

I will, always fail.
hit your dad in the head
with a board
and nail.

Then you will **** me,
and this time you won't complain
just because
it's sticky.

Horary for
pity ****ing
Ion Man is better
than Ion King.
Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

#39
Quote by H(i)SS
well done

instead of a wildebeest stampede, mufasa dies in a tragic centrifuge accident


and Scar glows green because he's losing particles... waitasec.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#40
Oh god this thread is going to be epic. I can already feel it... or am i just losing electrons?
Rip Kylee Harris 4.13.93-11.28.08
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
tell him that he is the drummer and that his opinions are invalid

Quote by Jim Harkins
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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