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#2
So it's for picking up other nine-year-olds, eh?

I bet it's going to be a bestseller in texas and austria.
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#3
Don't be a show off? Comb your hair...?

Fuck off.

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So it's for picking up other nine-year-olds, eh?

I bet it's going to be a hit in texas.


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#4
kinky
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#6
Quote by Kensai
So it's for picking up other nine-year-olds, eh?

I bet it's going to be a bestseller in texas and austria.


And Yemen.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#7
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And Yemen.


Perfect book for Kensai then
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#8
I wish I'd thought of that when I was nine. That kid is going to get so much poon when he's older.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#9
In the book, Alec compares pretty girls to "cars that need a lot of oil."


what kind of oil do i fill her up with guiz?
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#10
Quote by PETERFKNPARKER
what kind of oil do i fill her up with guiz?


Dunno mate, but this shit aint gonna be refined.
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#11
wtf this is rubbish

I comb my hair, does it work?

NO!
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#13
I comb my hair, I never pick up any nine year old girls.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#14
Quote by rabidguitarist
The only place where a family photo album can also function as a dating advertisement.


C'mon man! I'm from Texas and I've only done my sister once!
#15
The reworked version, which also features his drawings, hints that being the smartest boy in the class will have girls "prowling at your feet".


Good luck with your grand delusions, boyo.
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#16
The reworked version, which also features his drawings, hints that being the smartest boy in the class will have girls "prowling at your feet".


If by smartest he means 'has the biggest penis' the kid may be onto something.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#18
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I comb my hair, I never pick up any nine year old girls.

that sounds so hilar coming from you
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#19
Quote by el-ECTRO
If by smartest he means 'has the biggest penis' the kid may be onto something.


Sadly, no.
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#20
Described by the school's principal as "entertaining" and "timeless", Alec's work was a bestseller among students and parents before making the 9News bulletin.




Tru 'dat!
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#21
Nine year olds?
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#22
Described by the school's principal as "entertaining" and "timeless", Alec's work was a bestseller among students and parents before making the 9News bulletin.


Um... wat
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#23
Quote by Kensai
So it's for picking up other nine-year-olds, eh?

I bet it's going to be a bestseller in texas and austria.

And Sweden.

mmm Nine year olds.
#24
Does it also work for if you're trying to get three 3-year olds into a foursome?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#25
You guys are soo wrong.
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#26
Quote by wiggyisgreat
And Sweden.

mmm Nine year olds.


We don't have any nine-year-olds since gary glitter moved here.

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You guys are soo wrong.


Well if purchasing a book with the sole intent of gaining knowledge on how to seduce nine-year-old girls is wrong then I don't want to be right
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#27
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Does it also work for if you're trying to get three 3-year olds into a foursome?


...?
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#28
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#29
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...?


(I think what the nice man meant is that he would also be involved in said foursome.)
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#30
Quote by el-ECTRO
(I think what the nice man meant is that he would also be involved in said foursome.)


pssst...are you really not you right now?

srsly yr postings are different I swear!
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#31
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pssst...are you really not you right now?

srsly yr postings are different I swear!


I r me .. what's differen't about meh today?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#32
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...?

3 + you = 4
Foursomes are awesome
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#33
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I r me .. what's differen't about meh today?


I don't know. You tell me
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#34
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I don't know. You tell me


There is nothing. Well, I'm kinda ill but I don't see how that would affect anything other than that I am now in pain.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#35
Quote by el-ECTRO
There is nothing. Well, I'm kinda ill but I don't see how that would affect anything other than that I am now in pain.


I'm sorry


so...back to the nine-year olds...I don't want to see the day this guy's optimistic dreams will be shattered.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#36
Quote by el-ECTRO
(I think what the nice man meant is that he would also be involved in said foursome.)


See? She gets it. Hope you feel better soon m'dear.

And yes, foursomes are awesome...
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#37
Man. i wish i knew how to pick up nine-year olds...
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#38
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Man. i wish i knew how to pick up nine-year olds...


Using a crane usually works. If they have any metal on them then you could always try a giant magnet.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#40
Perhaps as a result, Alec is planning another book about how to talk to mums.

I think I'll wait for this one to come out.
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