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#1
Hear this,

I'm a paperboy so I see alot outdoors. We all know its New Years eve soon and so people buy fireworks, nothing wrong with that. Now, there is something in Holland we call: een vuurwerkpot. Translated: Fireworkpot.
So I was doing my paper round when I saw 5 guys taking the term mentioned above a little to serious. The were standing around a guy who was stuffing a GLASS I repeat GLASS pot full with firework. It took me second to realise what was going on. At the moment I was looking at the scene with disbelief one of the guys lit the fuse. I made tracks like I never made them before, I looked back and saw that the were about 5 meters away from the pot ( ). I went into a street where I needed to deliver when BAM. A huge blast, I shook my head and continued to do my paper round.

It was ****ing cold so I didn't turn back, but i didn't hear any ambulance so I gues there either dead or they managed to crawl away.


Just needed to tell you this. And to give this thread a use.
Post stories of weird new years thing you've done/seen.

Avé Ceasar,
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And Dutchies still wonder why Belgians make fun of them?


Blgians have all the right to make fun of us. We are a stupid country.
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#7
OR its those people that are idiots and not the dutch people as a whole
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OR its those people that are idiots and not the dutch people as a whole


No, No No No. ALOT of dutchies are stupid. You are right that there are some who are normal, but thats about 30%.
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#11
My dumbass friend once put a couple firecrackers in an empty beer bottle, the glass shards went everywhere like a grenade

I imagine what you saw was the same thing as a beer bottle just alot bigger


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what about them??
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Blgians have all the right to make fun of us. We are a stupid country.


at least you have a government


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I was a ****ing cold person so I didn't turn back, but i didn't hear any ambulance so I gues there either dead or they managed to crawl away.



fixed.
#16
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#17
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fixed.


I'm indeed a cold person. So what.
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No, No No No. ALOT of dutchies are stupid. You are right that there are some who are normal, but thats about 30%.

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#19
17 million people in holland.
2 guys do something that many teenage boys from all over the globe might do.
and you declare the dutchies stupid.

maybe a larger sample size?

at least dutchies don't eat themselves to death.
#20
2 years ago my dad put a fireworks crate upside down and launched it...
(He didn't know it was upside down)
At least he was smart enough to launch it far away from the "crowd" so
nobody got hurt. We always have dinner with some friends on new year's eve,
they still laugh at me for it.
So,as you can see, Belgians CAN be equally stupid!
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yup
this place is filled with idiots
i've already heard fireworks breaking through windows this morning despite it being officially illegal to burn them before 10PM

It's 10 am actually. Unless they changed it, but I don't believe they did.

God, this thread's bad for our population's reputation.
#23
I'm currently banned from using fireworks by my neighbours on each side. Last year a minor misjudgement on my part meant that my neighbours rabbit, an xmas present, met a premature end when quite a large rocket didn't quite fly the way I wanted it to and ended up in it's cage thing... To be fair I did offer to clean it off the walls and bought them 2 in its place, which bred while they were on holidays lol.

Then the year before another misjudged calculation sent the majority of one of those multi shot box things through an open window in my neighbours house, causing some nasty burns to the walls and carpet, but luckily no fire. They saw the funny side fortunately.

I'm Welsh though so I just realised that this thread doesn't really apply to me
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shouldn't take too long
#26
I saw "stupid" and "dutchie" in the title and immediately rushed in.
Apparently I'm not needed here.
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17 million people in holland.
2 guys do something that many teenage boys from all over the globe might do.
and you declare the dutchies stupid.

maybe a larger sample size?

At least dutchies don't eat themselves to death.



Yeah maybe I was a little to quick with choosing my words but I thought it was so ridiculously (SP?) stupid. At that moment Holland was the most stupidest country there was. After some thinking I know there are country who do dummer things.
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2 years ago my dad put a fireworks crate upside down and launched it...
(He didn't know it was upside down)
At least he was smart enough to launch it far away from the "crowd" so
nobody got hurt. We always have dinner with some friends on new year's eve,
they still laugh at me for it.
So,as you can see, Belgians CAN be equally stupid!


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I never knew there was a dichotomy between the dutch and belgians.

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#30
i am not STUPID!!!
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#31
Something tells me that they didn't put the fireworks in the pot because of that phrase, they did it because they wanted to blow up a fucking pot and you're the moron for assuming otherwise.
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There is so much stupidity in this thread it hurts.


then stop reading.
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#33
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Something tells me that they didn't put the fireworks in the pot because of that phrase, they did it because they wanted to blow up a fucking pot and you're the moron for assuming otherwise.



Would you put fireworks in a glass pot and watch at it from 5 meters away because you want to blow up a pot ?? I think not. I think those 5 guys are just stupid.
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#34
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what about them??


referring to the title of this thread
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Would you put fireworks in a glass pot and watch at it from 5 meters away because you want to blow up a pot ?? I think not. I think those 5 guys are just stupid.


They're stupid for standing so close to the pot that they wanted to blow up.
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referring to the title of this thread


yes those guys were chavs, so ??
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#38
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They're stupid for standing so close to the pot that they wanted to blow up.



Okay so they wanted to blow up a pot. I agree that can be fun, i can see the fun in that. But, when you do that while you are within blast radius and you do not move out when you set it off. You are stupid. Just like you said.
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#39
crazy dutch bastard

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EDIT:
YOU are the stupidest person alive



not all dutchies, jesus christ, it would be pretty stupid to call myself stupid wouldn't it.
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