#1
I'm wondering how many out there laugh at this:

When you're in a public bathroom and someone goes into a stall, drops a load, and farts and blows ass loudly, does it make you laugh? Whenever I hear it, it makes me laugh, no matter how hard I try, I can't contain my laughter. I need to leave the bathroom.

Does anyone else find this hilarious like me?
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#2
Haha I laugh my ass off when I hear it.
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#6
I laugh every time. I always feel like an ass...one time I was showering..its a dorm so its a community bathroom...and I heard someone in the stall fart really loud and i started laughing. Right after that I here him say to himself, "When the **** did I eat corn?" Instant lulz.
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#7
Yeah, Ive gotta say I do laugh.
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#8
i always ask if they're okay especially when they grunt don't need no dream catcher parody.
#9
Quote by flashmdg
its soooooo funny, especially when they fart in the searchbar


That's not funny. At all. That's down right disgusting in fact. You sicken me.
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#10
Quote by flashmdg
its soooooo funny, especially when they fart in the searchbar



uh yeah, you took that joke waaaay too far.
Like, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Sicko.
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#11
i think its ****in disgusting.

but I do laugh when enormous fat people come out pantin like they just ran 10 miles.
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Quote by flashmdg
its soooooo funny, especially when they fart in the searchbar


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#14
one time my friend and i were on a road trip, we stopped at a gas station and went into the bathroom. there were 2 guys in the stalls. one of them rips ass loudly, the other one says something in spanish and they start having a conversation in the bathroom.

i didnt laugh at all.
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its soooooo funny, especially when they fart in the searchbar



No, it isn't, we all have to use that searchbar, farting in it would only piss off the community.
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#18
Quote by flashmdg
its soooooo funny, especially when they fart in the searchbar


I'm so sick of these unfunny, irrellevant, overdone "jokes".
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I'm so sick of these unfunny, irrellevant, overdone "jokes".



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anyways... searchbar jokes are crap... yeah.
#21
I ****ing crack up when I do it. Last year I was on a field trip to my old elementary school to perform with the show choir..I had been afflicted with a digestive illness the last view days and had horrid diarrhea. So about 5 minutes before we are supposed to perform I went to the bathroom to get the led out. I exploded

I ****ing exploded.

I farted so loud it reverberated throughout the rest facility.
I sat there with my ass covered in liquid feces laughin my ass off...it was great

if only someone would have been there to share it with me
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if only someone would have been there to share it with me


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#24
i work at a mall, and our store is located near the food court. at the chinese place, theres a tall fat ass mexican who cant speak english who is the cook (yes, i know, odd) and one day i walked into the mall employee bathroom in the hallway and saw him take the pooper stall. while im taking my leak, i hear the guy start singing some song in spanish. made me chuckle to myself a little. but then i heard a straining grunt for about 2 seconds, then i heard the longest, loudest, wetest sounding most toilet-bowl-water splashing fart/sh*t that ive EVER heard, and it lasted about 5 seconds. needless to say, i laughed for about 5 minutes straight.

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I don't find it very funny. I prefer when you walk in and there's a guy trying to break into the condom machine

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#25
While we're on the subject of funny/horrible public bathroom things I'll pose this question to the men.

Has anyone ever walked into a bathroom to see a guy using the urinal with his pants pulled all the way down? This happened to me like a month ago.I walked inand there's just some guy with his pants around his ankles whistling while he's taking a leak.As soon as my brain registered what I saw I laughed hysterically then got the **** out before something even weirder happened.

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#26
When my dad was younger him and my mom's dad went fishing on Lake Ontario. They had to come to shore because of a thunderstorm coming. Before they left, they used the washroom. While their in there this one guy just bursts in panicking and runs into the first stall and just has horrid diarrhea. While the one guy is still dealing with his problem another poor bastard runs in slips on the floor and ends up right in the stall where the other guy was. My dad and grandpa were laughing to hard too help anybody.

Lolz were had that day.

Has anyone ever walked into a bathroom to see a guy using the urinal with his pants pulled all the way down?


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#27
Quote by imdeth
I don't find it very funny. I prefer when you walk in and there's a guy trying to break into the condom machine


dude... those things are way too expensive... I simply don't have the money okay?!


#28
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so it was YOU LAUGHING in that bathroom!

you freaking faggot, I'm gonna go kick your ass!


I just spent 2 minutes watching your avatar...