#1
So.. I used the searchbar and found nothing.
What are some funny words you have found on Urban Dictionary?
One would have to be "Cleveland Creamsicle" meaning:Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle


Hah. GO!
#2
penis
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#5
Angry Pirate

When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

The Pit

Home of the biggest collection of dirt bag douche bags on the internet. Members have beat up kids, engaged in sexual orgies, had alcohol related legal problems, enjoy strippers, gay porn, vacation in Elko Nevada, enjoy making crafts and knitting, raise goats, promote alternate lifestyles, members of BigBrothers. To join our chat sessions you must be naked. Shaved genitals is a plus.
The pit is an internet message board. Everyone who posts there is a douchebag. A naked douchebag.

I claim no credit.
Last edited by lzcougarz3 at Jan 1, 2009,
#7
How about one close to UG's heart?

Union Jake-off
A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum

We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
Last edited by SoWrongItsMatt at Jan 1, 2009,
#8
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
How about one close to UG's heart?


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#9
Jelly Doughnut.

The act of giving a girl a bloody nose and then jizzing all over the bloodied area.
Smart Pothead and Proud
#10
Quote by AustinAtomic
Didn't see that coming...



LOLOLOLOLOL
sorry, i couldnt help it, it just shot out!
Gear:
Ibanez RG7
Epiphone lp100

Peavey Vypyr 30w
Sanpera II pedal

mxr phase 100
Classic Crybaby Wah
#12
Quote by MeanMr. Mustard
LOLOLOLOLOL
sorry, i couldnt help it, it just shot out!

East there buddy, wouldn't wanna throw up now. Plus he wasn't even talking to you.
#13
Quote by aaciseric
Humourus ...


I guess you don't know who Union Jake was
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#14
Quote by zippidyduda
I guess you don't know who Union Jake was


I do, I just don't wanna admit that Sowrongit'sMatt made me laugh ... damn.
#15
Quote by aaciseric
I do, I just don't wanna admit that Sowrongit'sMatt made me laugh ... damn.


Oh...My God! Validation!
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
#16
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
Oh...My God! Validation!


I know ...

Your still not the very best though ... I can console myself with that.
#17
Retarded - to be tarded twice
Here's my Youtube channel.
I play guitar and video games on it.
You're more than welcome to check it out.

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#18
I put my friend on there a couple years ago. Search "John McCarthy"
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.