#1
My brothers friend was annoying me out on the street throwing things at me, so as the little devil that i was, i stomped my foot out to scare him but to my dismay there was a car driving towards him and he jumped in front of it LMFAO.

It's funny cause nothing serious happened, he just wrecked his new nike shoes, serves the little bugger tbh.

Anybody have any similar experiences ?
#2
I want to be your brother's friend.

I wanted to save his nike shoes, if you knwo what I mena
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Your brother got hit by a car and his shoes got wrecked?


I was thinking the same thing.

"Has anyone seen my shoes?"

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#6
I have a similar experience.

Okay, so there was this one time that my friend was annoying me, throwing things at me. Being the bastard that I was, I stomped my foot at him. To my dismay, there was a car coming down the road. Instead of warning him, I LMFAO'd. He was hit by that car. He died, as did the passenger of the car.

It was hilarious.
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#7
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Your brother got hit by a car and his shoes got wrecked?


His friend did, the car like practiclly hit his ass and he fell forward and the tyres caught on his shoes. The woman stepped out of the car shocked while he screamed "REVERSE REVERSE REVERSE"

Long story short he was fine.

RIP his little nike shoes
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I was thinking the same thing.

"Has anyone seen my shoes?"

Cookie for the reference.


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And LOL at him, .
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This kid I know once got hit by a truck trying to run after his stray ball.


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I have a similar experience.

Okay, so there was this one time that my friend was annoying me, throwing things at me. Being the bastard that I was, I stomped my foot at him. To my dismay, there was a car coming down the road. Instead of warning him, I LMFAO'd. He was hit by that car. He died, as did the passenger of the car.

It was hilarious.



LMFAO