Hey pit, I was eating a sandwich and I was wondering, what will or was your monumental first sandwich of 09?
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I had a burger with onion rings and mushrooms in it when I was out last night. Does that count? It was sex in a bun.
^^You had sex in a bun?

Mine was cheese
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haven't had it yet, but it's going to be capicola, cheddar, lettuce, and tomato on a sub roll.
oh man i love sandwiches.
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I had a burger with onion rings and mushrooms in it when I was out last night. Does that count? It was sex in a bun.

Depends on what time it was.
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I had a subway sub of the day for brunch this morning. I very nearly didn't as I didn't think it would stay down for very long, but it and I were okay
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havent had one yet.

I rarely eat sandwiches.
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    ham and cheese, I'm about to make it

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    I ate one at 4 in the morning. One of my friends made it for me after a houseparty.

    It was ****ing awesome.
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    This thread just made me make a sammich.
    Tank you.
    It was Fried egg (sunny side over) bacon and cheese.
    T'was awesome.



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