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I've been meaning to ask this question for a while, but couldn't be bothered. I've always wondered why every guy in porn (except, maybe, for Ron Jeremy) looks like a total douche. I mean, certainly there's some cool guys out there in the porn industry that aren't total muscleheads, aren't there?
#2
Those are the type of men those slutty materialistic bitches enjoy fvcking.
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cuz douches r the only ones dumb enough to actually be in the industry
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Those are the type of men those slutty materialistic bitches enjoy fvcking.


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I've been meaning to ask this question for a while, but couldn't be bothered. I've always wondered why every guy in porn (except, maybe, for Ron Jeremy) looks like a total douche. I mean, certainly there's some cool guys out there in the porn industry that aren't total muscleheads, aren't there?


So it may appeal to women as well? I don't know. Its all about making more money. And most men are chose for their sexual prowess and not appearance, although they are never ridiculously ugly.
#8
They just seem like that.

You = fapping

they = OMGINDABAGINA
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#9
^ lol @ imdeth


There's always one that pisses me off. Whenever i watch a nice porn with an amazingly hot chick, this big ****ing muscley, pointy nosed, greasy long haired sonofabitch comes on the screen, and I'm like wtfulles!
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I mean, certainly there's some cool guys out there in the porn industry that aren't total muscleheads, aren't there?


Plenty.. probably. except I don't watch the dudes.


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So it may appeal to women as well? I don't know. Its all about making more money. And most men are chose for their sexual prowess and not appearance, although they are never ridiculously ugly.


It's not that. It's just that they look and act like the douchebags you go (or went) to high school with. I want to see some cool dude be in porn, you know? Someone you'd want to hang out with.
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I've never noticed. Most likely because of the fact that I'm looking at the chick and not the dude. I guarantee 99% of the Pit doesn't watch porn to see check out the dude. Wow, I used "The Pit" and "Doesn't watch porn" in the same sentence. I deserved a cookie.
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I've been meaning to ask this question for a while, but couldn't be bothered. I've always wondered why every guy in porn (except, maybe, for Ron Jeremy) looks like a total douche. I mean, certainly there's some cool guys out there in the porn industry that aren't total muscleheads, aren't there?

They only look like douchebags to you, because you know you'll never be like them.


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because who else could be a porn star

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Those are the type of men those slutty materialistic bitches enjoy fvcking.


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#24
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What kind of guy would you like to see in a porno?


Someone like John Mayer. Just some laid-back, cool kind of guy.
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What kind of guy would you like to see in a porno?


Someone like Matthew Perry.

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#26
Yeah, but if you find the guy appealing, you'll soon realize he is nude. Then...
But I admit a John Mayer-type in a porno would be almost cool.
#28
Well if you make your living literally off of having a big dick, practically no other credentials, you're a douchebag by default. Might as well act the part.
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#29
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cuz douches r the only ones dumb enough to actually be in the industry



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Those are the type of men those slutty materialistic bitches enjoy fvcking.

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#31
has anyone seen the movie "Private Dicks"?

The whole movie is guys talking about their penis' and their sexuality, as well as their sex stories, or their masturbation habits.

One of the guys they interview is a pornstar, and he seemed like a cool guy to me. I don't remember his name though.

It was a good movie.
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^um what? haha
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#33
Porn Viewers look at the guys in porn, think they are hotter than them, therefore get a boost in confidence making them think they actually have a shot with a hot girl like that.

Marketing scams ftl
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has anyone seen the movie "Private Dicks"?

The whole movie is guys talking about their penis' and their sexuality, as well as their sex stories, or their masturbation habits.

One of the guys they interview is a pornstar, and he seemed like a cool guy to me. I don't remember his name though.

It was a good movie.


Cue wave of "lol gay" jokes.

But seriously, what's the point of such a movie? I can only assume critics were pretty hard on it. Probably got a pretty stiff box office reception, to. I'll bet there's not much room for stroking the ol' ego for the producers.

You know?
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Well if you make your living literally off of having a big dick, practically no other credentials, you're a douchebag by default. Might as well act the part.


I agree, a CV like that doesn't cut the mustard in most industries.
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Well if you make your living literally off of having a big dick, practically no other credentials, you're a douchebag by default. Might as well act the part.


I've seen a lot of porn with guys with normal-sized dicks. They still look like douchebags, though.
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#40
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This guy wants to see John Mayer naked!!! FAGGG!!!
lol jk.

But yea idk watch some lesbo porn and there ya go.


But then there's no dick. I don't get turned on easily by lesbian porn, since there's no dick penetrating a pussy. Same goes with solo stuff, unless the girl's super-hot, like Shay Laren.

If I can't easily fantasize while watching it, it's hard to enjoy.
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