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#1
The bassist and drummer for this band in my school got arrested. Not for anything badass though.

They got caught shoplifting an 8$ dollar belt (no, I'm not trolling, this is 100% serious, lol).

THey spend the night in prison in NYC lol, and these are preppy rich private school kids, until their parents came to bail them out. I don't know how our school is gonna take it, but we to the UN school so I'm not willing to bet the dean or principle will be happy.

So pit, any stories of epic fail you have to share with me?
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As if they got kept in a cell overnight for an $8 belt
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#5
I can't stand peopel who steal. America should incorporate the cutting of hands and limbs system when a person is caught stealing.
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I can't stand peopel who steal. America should incorporate the cutting of hands and limbs system when a person is caught stealing.


damn right!

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They wouldn't go to prison for that


well they did, I don't know if they stayed overnight, but they were in prison. This is America, land of the free and home of the brave lol.

Or as Bobby Brown once said, I've been to prison, I'm an American!

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I agree. Want to help me write a petition ?
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#9
lol faggots stealing is fun as hell whenyou have no money so shut up beacuse you will probably work in a grocery store forever in loss prevention man handling shoplifters because you're so anal about the world.
#10
Prison and jail are two completely different things. Never been to either, never been arrested either, knock on wood.
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lol faggots stealing is fun as hell whenyou have no money so shut up beacuse you will probably work in a grocery store forever in loss prevention man handling shoplifters because you're so anal about the world.


hey, I've jacked **** from stores lol. I just find it funny that a) they got caught, and b) they got ARRESTED for an 8 dollar belt.
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#13
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hey, I've jacked **** from stores lol. I just find it funny that a) they got caught, and b) they got ARRESTED for an 8 dollar belt.


yea i hear u it's some rodney king **** is what it is
#14
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Prison and jail are two completely different things. Never been to either, never been arrested either, knock on wood.


whichever one is the lesser one (I'm presuming jail is, and I was wrong before?) is the one they went to.
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I can't stand peopel who steal. America should incorporate the cutting of hands and limbs system when a person is caught stealing.

Nah, we should just give the death penalty for all crimes. And fuck trials and such, how about we simply give the death penalty to anyone ACCUSED of a crime?

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#16
samething happened to my friend, except it was a 99 cent cap gun.


also, where were they getting the belt? canal street?
#17
Got caught smoking pot by a downtown cop once. He was really cool though and let us go after checking our records to "make sure he didn't have any axe murderers on his hands"
#18
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samething happened to my friend, except it was a 99 cent cap gun.


also, where were they getting the belt? canal street?


Some AMerican Apparrel somewhere, I don't know which, cause I don't s hop there. Canal stree lol. I saw this guy get busted in china town by a cop who was standing behind him, tried to steal the Omega James Bond watch (fake). Cop decked him and cuffed him, funniest thing.
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Got caught smoking pot by a downtown cop once. He was really cool though and let us go after checking our records to "make sure he didn't have any axe murderers on his hands"


DId he actually say that lol? sometimes I love New York cops, sometimes I hate them SOOO much.
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Nah, we should just give the death penalty for all crimes. And fuck trials and such, how about we simply give the death penalty to anyone ACCUSED of a crime?


I agree. I mean, if you're stupid enough to even be accused, then you don't deserve to live.

You know the rules, live by them or DIE.
#21
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lol faggots stealing is fun as hell whenyou have no money so shut up beacuse you will probably work in a grocery store forever in loss prevention man handling shoplifters because you're so anal about the world.


Yeah what's wrong with you people, taking things that don't belong to you and you have no right to is fun. What could be better than making someone else suffer at you expense because you don't have enough money?
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#22
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lol faggots stealing is fun as hell whenyou have no money so shut up beacuse you will probably work in a grocery store forever in loss prevention man handling shoplifters because you're so anal about the world.


...well you're just an idiot.
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#23
the un school? they should have claimed diplomatic immunity...

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the un school? they should have claimed diplomatic immunity...

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haha, thats a good idea for the next time I'm in trouble. Only 60% of the students here are diplomats or UN workers, but cops dont know that lol
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#26
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The bassist and drummer for this band in my school got arrested. Not for anything badass though.




Obviously they got cought, the 2 stupidest members of the band. I should know.
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#27
Here's mine..

The bassist and drummer for this band in my school got arrested. Not for anything badass though.

They got caught shoplifting an 8$ dollar belt (no, I'm not trolling, this is 100% serious, lol).

THey spend the night in prison in NYC lol, and these are preppy rich private school kids, until their parents came to bail them out. I don't know how our school is gonna take it, but we to the UN school so I'm not willing to bet the dean or principle will be happy.

So pit, any stories of epic fail you have to share with me?
#28
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Obviously they got cought, the 2 stupidest members of the band. I should know.


hahaha. the singer is retarded to, only the guitarist is semi-intelligent.

On a sidenote, I'm a bassist who switched to guitar. Does that make me an imbecile

MORE FAIL STORIES!!!
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#29
I set an old acoustic guitar on fire and my neighbor called the Fire Department. We saw the truck and ran through some yards. Then we accidently ran through an undercover cop's yard and he tackled one of my friends. He must've thought we were trying to rob him or something. Then the FD people straighted it out and we didn't get in trouble.
#30
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Here's mine..

The bassist and drummer for this band in my school got arrested. Not for anything badass though.

They got caught shoplifting an 8$ dollar belt (no, I'm not trolling, this is 100% serious, lol).

THey spend the night in prison in NYC lol, and these are preppy rich private school kids, until their parents came to bail them out. I don't know how our school is gonna take it, but we to the UN school so I'm not willing to bet the dean or principle will be happy.

So pit, any stories of epic fail you have to share with me?



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Nah, we should just give the death penalty for all crimes. And fuck trials and such, how about we simply give the death penalty to anyone ACCUSED of a crime?


And what about all those people who get away with crimes, and don't even get accused? We should just kill everyone we see, to make sure.
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#32
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That's what I was aiming for.. Unless anyone got it..

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#33
Friend of mine (who's dad is a cop)
Pulled an unloaded gun on two chicks we know because the one wanted to bitch at his girlfriend.
Dude's dad found out.
6 months grounding but that wasn't even bad.
Went home one day to holes in his snare, bass, and floor tom. (He's a drummer)
#34
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And what about all those people who get away with crimes, and don't even get accused? We should just kill everyone we see, to make sure.


+1?
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#35
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The bassist and drummer for this band in my school got arrested. Not for anything badass though.

They got caught shoplifting an 8$ dollar belt (no, I'm not trolling, this is 100% serious, lol).

THey spend the night in prison in NYC lol, and these are preppy rich private school kids, until their parents came to bail them out. I don't know how our school is gonna take it, but we to the UN school so I'm not willing to bet the dean or principle will be happy.

So pit, any stories of epic fail you have to share with me?
Why exactly should the school do something? It didn't happen on school grounds.

I never understood stuff like that...
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#36
well i went to the movies today and two little kids got arrested for stealing $180 worth of candy
edit: well not really arrested but held in custody until their parents came.
still funny though
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#38
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well i went to the movies today and two little kids got arrested for stealing $180 worth of candy


THat's two Phails..

1) That BS

2) And your Avatar thingy.. lol
#39
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lol faggots stealing is fun as hell whenyou have no money so shut up beacuse you will probably work in a grocery store forever in loss prevention man handling shoplifters because you're so anal about the world.

1) TS said these were rich kids so they have money so they have no reason to steal.
2) Your argument makes you seem like a 10 year old.
3) Calm down.

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#40
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That's what I was aiming for.. Unless anyone got it..

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I don't get it. Care to explain please

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Why exactly should the school do something? It didn't happen on school grounds.

I never understood stuff like that...


Because the school wants new students to come, but parents won't send them here if they here kdis get arrested I guess.
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