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#2
who cares.
Live Rig:
Ibanez Rg 150R w/ Duncan 59s
Marshall JCM2000 TSL60 Head
Mark IV Combo
Marshall 1960a Cab w/ Vintage 30s
Ibanez RG1570 Prestige w/ Duncan 59s
Jackson SLSMG Soloist
Currently in Ontario, Canada.


#3
i love ****ing with those people, i asked if they can make a guitar with a built in fleshlight
#6
Quote by Akridosity
Well this is a guitar forum.


+1
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#7
Quote by amason51
i love ****ing with those people, i asked if they can make a guitar with a built in fleshlight


I'm glad I'm not the only person who has thought of that.
#8
Whoa, it's gone. I never really used it though. It's fun to screw around with them.


Also, I found this while I was searching on google:


This is from a guitarcenter.com live chat posted on UG in 2007:

Quote by 2lazy2getbetter
BAHAHAHH THIS PERSON WAS HILARIOUS

(im unknown)


Brooks: Hi, my name is Brooks. How may I help you?

Unknown: yes uhh well..this is kind of an awkward question but...is it bad for my strings if i get urine on them?

Brooks: I could only imagine that would have some corrosive effect on meatal, yes.

Unknown: so i should change my strings probably?

Brooks: I don't think it is urgent ( other than the obvious bio-hazard issues) but yes, I would probably change those.

Brooks: Is there anything else I may help you with?

Unknown: are cats atraacted to guitar strings, becuase they just keep peeing on them. I have a catbox and everything

Brooks: My dog used to pee in my bass drum all the time. Man did that irritate me.

Unknown: maybe its the metalic smell. im afraid to put the guitar in a case becuase the cat mite pee on that too.

Brooks: Is there anything else I may help you with?

Brooks: Better to pee on the case than the guitar.

Brooks: At least the case won't warp.

Unknown: to true, to true. do you have any suggestions for bleeding fingers

Brooks: I know it sounds weird, but super glue.

Brooks: That is what my old guitar player used.

Unknown: maybe if i put super glue on the end of my male cats "member" he wont be able to urinate on my guitar anymore

Brooks: He might get a little bloated after a while.

Brooks: Can you build in a release valve?

Unknown: im thinking of just putting guitar strings inside the catbox. Maybe a little catnip and superglue as well

Brooks: Just super-glue the cat to the cat-box.

Brooks: Or better yet....

Brooks: buy a second guitar, and cut the top off. make that into a cat-box then the cat won't be jealous.

Brooks: Is there anything else I may help you with?

Unknown: yes. youre a genious. i like your idea and maybe i'll buy like 100 guitar strings, and make like a little statue of another cat out of the guitar strings so my cat will have something to cudle up to at night. he gets so loneley. what do u think? plus the guitar cat box idea

Brooks: You know they used to make guitar strings from cat-gut. I think I see a new set of strings when that cat passes away.

Brooks: Real cat-gut strings.................who can say they still play those. You would be super old-school.

Unknown: i didnt know they made strings out of cat gut. maybe my cat is the reincarnation of the spirits of all the murdered cats and hes taking his vengance for the cats of the past by ruining all guitars one pissed on string at a time.

Unknown: ooh. i just scared myself with that one

Brooks: Hmmm....................that's a thought.

Brooks: Is there anything else I may help you with?

Unknown: yes. i seem to have missplaced one of my gloves earlier today. did you take it by chnace?

Brooks: Check the cat.

Brooks: I hear they need a glove to play guitar.

Unknown: well gotta go. appreciate your help. my cats getting that tinkling look in his eye.
Brooks: Have fun.

Brooks: Thank you

Unknown: no, thank you
#10
Quote by guyperson
Whoa, it's gone. I never really used it though. It's fun to screw around with them.


Also, I found this while I was searching on google:


This is from a guitarcenter.com live chat posted on UG in 2007:



lmao i lol'd so hard in real life that is supreme!
Quote by Diet_coke_head
Hey! Now you can molest you're grandma and she won't remember! Score!!!



Gear:
Fender Aerodyne Jazz Bass
Fender V Jazz
Ashdown MAG 410
EH Bass Big MUff
MXR Bass Octave Deluxe
Digitech Synth Wah
#11
how come i never knew of this? im sad now
i could only imagine the good times i coudve had xD
Quote by Azgirio
Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

Quote by LordBishek
Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#14
Quote by guyperson
Whoa, it's gone. I never really used it though. It's fun to screw around with them.


Also, I found this while I was searching on google:


This is from a guitarcenter.com live chat posted on UG in 2007:


FTW
Quote by hell_monkey
Lmao pantera? you'd think obama listened to some tupac or something
#15
Not like I want to chat with those guys anyways, try and tell me solid states are a good investment.
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#16
you can still chat for help on www.americanmusical.com its up around the top of the page. im thinking about messing with one of them but i cant think of anything right now.
Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#17
Quote by slash4114
you can still chat for help on www.americanmusical.com its up around the top of the page. im thinking about messing with one of them but i cant think of anything right now.



+1

now to think of something funny...

EDIT: ip address blocked within one minute >:P beat that
Quote by Azgirio
Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

Quote by LordBishek
Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
Last edited by PluckU at Jan 2, 2009,
#18
Quote by PluckU
+1

now to think of something funny...

EDIT: ip address blocked within one minute >:P beat that

what did you say !?
Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#19
Quote by slash4114
you can still chat for help on www.americanmusical.com its up around the top of the page. im thinking about messing with one of them but i cant think of anything right now.

<Jessica>: Hello, Anon! My name is Jessica. How may I help you?
<Anon>: IS it bad to get semen on guitar strings?
<Jessica>: DO NOT CHAT BACK IN
<System Support>: Thank you for calling Customer Service Center.

I don't get what happened here
#20
Quote by slash4114
what did you say !?


I didnt even say anything bad

Haha, she kept saying "Is there anything else I can help you with?"
And I kept asking why My homeade basses coudnt be advertised on their site, and she was giving me a number to call, so I did what any man with dignity would do, I used alot of explicitives and called her a "fu****g c**t" She disconnected meh and I cant chat anymore
Quote by Azgirio
Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

Quote by LordBishek
Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#21
Quote by jeremessmore
<Jessica>: Hello, Anon! My name is Jessica. How may I help you?
<Anon>: IS it bad to get semen on guitar strings?
<Jessica>: DO NOT CHAT BACK IN
<System Support>: Thank you for calling Customer Service Center.

I don't get what happened here


haha i had jessica as well
Quote by Azgirio
Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

Quote by LordBishek
Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#22
Quote by PluckU
I didnt even say anything bad

Haha, she kept saying "Is there anything else I can help you with?"
And I kept asking why My homeade basses coudnt be advertised on their site, and she was giving me a number to call, so I did what any man with dignity would do, I used alot of explicitives and called her a "fu****g c**t" She disconnected meh and I cant chat anymore

I just used a different name and I could get back in


I got her twice, does it ever change?
#23
Quote by afrothunder666
Not like I want to chat with those guys anyways, try and tell me solid states are a good investment.


some of them are. I hate tubes just because you have to replace tubes routinely. Im lazy and poor, leave meh alone!
Quote by hell_monkey
Lmao pantera? you'd think obama listened to some tupac or something
#24
i dont wanna get my IP address banned just incase i need actual help so could i like do it through a proxy or something?
Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#25
well i did it twice also, but i cant get back in >:O
yea i had jessica, maybe she thinks we are the same person using different names >.> so that might explain "DONT CHAT BACK IN"
Quote by Azgirio
Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

Quote by LordBishek
Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#26
Quote by PluckU
well i did it twice also, but i cant get back in >:O
yea i had jessica, maybe she thinks we are the same person using different names >.> so that might explain "DONT CHAT BACK IN"

I got her again
<Jessica>: Hello, Billy mays! My name is Jessica. How may I help you?
<Billy mays>: Hi Billys MAys here!
<Billy mays>: I love you...
<Billy mays>: I want to bear your children
<Jessica>: Thank you for chatting back in, I need to get your IP address
<Billy mays>: But wait are you a bear in disguise?
<Billy mays>: No
<Billy mays>: Bitch!
<Billy mays>: Suck my balls!
#27
Quote by jeremessmore
I got her again
<Jessica>: Hello, Billy mays! My name is Jessica. How may I help you?
<Billy mays>: Hi Billys MAys here!
<Billy mays>: I love you...
<Billy mays>: I want to bear your children
<Jessica>: Thank you for chatting back in, I need to get your IP address
<Billy mays>: But wait are you a bear in disguise?
<Billy mays>: No
<Billy mays>: Bitch!
<Billy mays>: Suck my balls!

LOL dude thats great.
Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#29
Quote by slash4114
you can still chat for help on www.americanmusical.com its up around the top of the page. im thinking about messing with one of them but i cant think of anything right now.


I just did it. I signed up as THEBLACKMAN and asked if they sold G strings. She said "We sell guitar strings." I replied "Do they come in different colors?"

Needless to say, I was blocked.
#30
Quote by jeremessmore
I don't know if I wanna do it again for fear that I may lose my ability to actually get help from there

yeah thats what i was worried about, i asked earlier if i could use a proxy to do it but no response.
Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#32
<Jessica>: Hello, Steve! My name is Jessica. How may I help you?
<Steve>: Hey there. Are you fond of acoustic guitars? Can you help me in that area?
<Jessica>: What can I help you with
<Steve>: Well.. its sort of embarassing, but I got my.. male parts.. stuck in the soundhole in between the strings - what can I use to cut the strings to get it out without harming the guitar?
<Jessica>: Shall I add this to the complaint as well?
<Steve>: What complaint?
<Jessica>: the one against you to your local authorities.
<Jessica>: for harrassment
<Steve>: I don't understand? I need help - I don't want to harm my guitars soundboard.
<System Support>: Thank you for calling Customer Service Center.


:\
#33
Quote by BackDoorEntry
some of them are. I hate tubes just because you have to replace tubes routinely. Im lazy and poor, leave meh alone!


After playing on a tube amp for so long, solid states just don't do it for me. Once you hear the golden tones of a tube amp you can't bring yourself to whip out that solid state **** you started out with.

That being said, changing tubes is a pain in the ass sometimes with all the re-biasing and what not.
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#34
lol dude your going to teh jail lulz^^

edit :that was to rileyb
Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


#35
Quote by RileyB
<Jessica>: Hello, Steve! My name is Jessica. How may I help you?
<Steve>: Hey there. Are you fond of acoustic guitars? Can you help me in that area?
<Jessica>: What can I help you with
<Steve>: Well.. its sort of embarassing, but I got my.. male parts.. stuck in the soundhole in between the strings - what can I use to cut the strings to get it out without harming the guitar?
<Jessica>: Shall I add this to the complaint as well?
<Steve>: What complaint?
<Jessica>: the one against you to your local authorities.
<Jessica>: for harrassment
<Steve>: I don't understand? I need help - I don't want to harm my guitars soundboard.
<System Support>: Thank you for calling Customer Service Center.


:\



AHAHAHAHA she said she wanted me to keep talking on my last trip before teh ip ban...
Quote by Azgirio
Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

Quote by LordBishek
Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#36
Quote by RileyB
<Jessica>: Shall I add this to the complaint as well?
<Steve>: What complaint?
<Jessica>: the one against you to your local authorities.
<Jessica>: for harrassment
<Steve>: I don't understand? I need help - I don't want to harm my guitars soundboard.
<System Support>: Thank you for calling Customer Service Center.
:\


LOL, Brilliant!
#38
wooh i got unblocked, but im gonna chill. my conscience is telling me to stop... heres the last one...

<System Support>: Mod, Welcome to Customer Service Center. Please wait a moment, while your call is transferred to a Customer Service Representative.
<Shane>: Hello, Mod! My name is Shane. How may I help you?
<Mod>: Please
<Mod>: Get Jessica back on.
<Mod>: She was doing a great job!
<Mod>: AT PLEASURING ME!!!
<Mod>: umm you leik mudkips o_O?
<Shane>: Once more we do log IP addresses and can take legal actions for harassment, especially sexual harassment if needed.
<System Support>: Thank you for calling Customer Service Center
Quote by Azgirio
Yeah, you definitely raped his churches and burned his women.

Quote by LordBishek
Forgive the bluntness, but what in the chucklefucking hell is this?
#40
Quote by RileyB
She's gonna call my local authorites

just be sure not to drop the soap once you're in jail
Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"


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