#1
I ate an entire box of raisins earlier today, and I had no idea it would do this to me!!!

Anyone else ever done this.
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#10
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Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
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You guys do realise that that is a lot of care right ?
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#13
You know what's worse? You know those LifeSavers Fruit Tarts that come in the tins that you squeeze to open/close?

Imagine eating a whole tin of those sour badboys in a twenty minute time span. I swear I just felt the mucus lining from my stomach drop into my colon. I'm going to shit rubber cement at this pace.
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#14
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You guys do realise that that is a lot of care right ?


most people dont pay attention to details like that
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#15
You know what's worse? You know those LifeSavers Fruit Tarts that come in the tins that you squeeze to open/close?

Imagine eating a whole tin of those sour badboys in a twenty minute time span. I swear I just felt the mucus lining from my stomach drop into my colon. I'm going to **** rubber cement at this pace.
I did that once. I felt like I was about to **** rubber.
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#18
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take some cyanide
that should end the pain


LOL
how the **** do you get pains from eating raisins?
what kind of p*ssy are you?
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#20
i eat like 6-7 boxes at a time..
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#21
Happy New Year

In 1959???

Raisins?

It's the 21st century. Act like a real American!

On another note, please tell me they weren't the raisins you are meant to soak in water before eating, and you never soaked in water?
#22
I'm back to report about those LifeSavers.

Let me tell you, folks. That was the most abrupt change in mood I've had since my girlfriend pulled a Reverse Bel-Air. My initial reaction was akin to " Wow, these things are quite good. I like them."

That soon changed.

Within half an hour my facial expression reached a stark as the LifeSavers began their expedition deep into my large intestine. I could feel the torches they used for light, the machetes they used to traverse through thick vegetation. I think one gave birth to a beautiful baby LifeSaver as they dropped into my intestinal tract. I may be wrong, for the cries could just as easily have been me, moaning in intense and uncontrollable digestive-related pain.

At the point where I could take it no longer I sprinted to the small bathroom in my basement. I planted my buttocks firmly on the lid after dropping trou and was greeted by a hearty hello in the form of my ass exploding into the porcelain bowl. There was a moment when the gas subsided and I sat on the toilet, leaning towards the toilet paper. Thinking I was safe. How wrong I was.

The moment my body shifted my cheeks were pulled apart ever so slightly, giving the LifeSavers the opening they were looking for. An immense roar reverberated through my ears as my body rid itself of the candies, my anus feeling as if I had given birth to a baby made of hand grenades.

Pit, if you ever, ever feel as if you may want to pick up a tin of these candies, these heathens, these circular mints formed by Satan himself, allow my experience to sway you. They will bring a plague upon your house.
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#23
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Happy New Year

In 1959???

Raisins?

It's the 21st century. Act like a real American!

On another note, please tell me they weren't the raisins you are meant to soak in water before eating, and you never soaked in water?

...the fuck?
#24
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I'm back to report about those LifeSavers.

Let me tell you, folks. That was the most abrupt change in mood I've had since my girlfriend pulled a Reverse Bel-Air. My initial reaction was akin to " Wow, these things are quite good. I like them."

That soon changed.

Within half an hour my facial expression reached a stark as the LifeSavers began their expedition deep into my large intestine. I could feel the torches they used for light, the machetes they used to traverse through thick vegetation. I think one gave birth to a beautiful baby LifeSaver as they dropped into my intestinal tract. I may be wrong, for the cries could just as easily have been me, moaning in intense and uncontrollable digestive-related pain.

At the point where I could take it no longer I sprinted to the small bathroom in my basement. I planted my buttocks firmly on the lid after dropping trou and was greeted by a hearty hello in the form of my ass exploding into the porcelain bowl. There was a moment when the gas subsided and I sat on the toilet, leaning towards the toilet paper. Thinking I was safe. How wrong I was.

The moment my body shifted my cheeks were pulled apart ever so slightly, giving the LifeSavers the opening they were looking for. An immense roar reverberated through my ears as my body rid itself of the candies, my anus feeling as if I had given birth to a baby made of hand grenades.

Pit, if you ever, ever feel as if you may want to pick up a tin of these candies, these heathens, these circular mints formed by Satan himself, allow my experience to sway you. They will bring a plague upon your house.

hahahaha
#25
Y'know, I think the majority of my "Great Posts" are derived from stories about poop. I vaguely remember a post in which I described an instance where I had explosive diarrhea all over my bathroom, and another in which a friend of mine utterly demolished a hotel toilet in Newark, New Jersey on a bus trip. Go figure. vv
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I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#26
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#28
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I'm back to report about those LifeSavers.

Let me tell you, folks. That was the most abrupt change in mood I've had since my girlfriend pulled a Reverse Bel-Air. My initial reaction was akin to " Wow, these things are quite good. I like them."

That soon changed.

Within half an hour my facial expression reached a stark as the LifeSavers began their expedition deep into my large intestine. I could feel the torches they used for light, the machetes they used to traverse through thick vegetation. I think one gave birth to a beautiful baby LifeSaver as they dropped into my intestinal tract. I may be wrong, for the cries could just as easily have been me, moaning in intense and uncontrollable digestive-related pain.

At the point where I could take it no longer I sprinted to the small bathroom in my basement. I planted my buttocks firmly on the lid after dropping trou and was greeted by a hearty hello in the form of my ass exploding into the porcelain bowl. There was a moment when the gas subsided and I sat on the toilet, leaning towards the toilet paper. Thinking I was safe. How wrong I was.

The moment my body shifted my cheeks were pulled apart ever so slightly, giving the LifeSavers the opening they were looking for. An immense roar reverberated through my ears as my body rid itself of the candies, my anus feeling as if I had given birth to a baby made of hand grenades.

Pit, if you ever, ever feel as if you may want to pick up a tin of these candies, these heathens, these circular mints formed by Satan himself, allow my experience to sway you. They will bring a plague upon your house.





That was so epic!
You sir win an interwebz!
#30
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
I'm back to report about those LifeSavers.

Let me tell you, folks. That was the most abrupt change in mood I've had since my girlfriend pulled a Reverse Bel-Air. My initial reaction was akin to " Wow, these things are quite good. I like them."

That soon changed.

Within half an hour my facial expression reached a stark as the LifeSavers began their expedition deep into my large intestine. I could feel the torches they used for light, the machetes they used to traverse through thick vegetation. I think one gave birth to a beautiful baby LifeSaver as they dropped into my intestinal tract. I may be wrong, for the cries could just as easily have been me, moaning in intense and uncontrollable digestive-related pain.

At the point where I could take it no longer I sprinted to the small bathroom in my basement. I planted my buttocks firmly on the lid after dropping trou and was greeted by a hearty hello in the form of my ass exploding into the porcelain bowl. There was a moment when the gas subsided and I sat on the toilet, leaning towards the toilet paper. Thinking I was safe. How wrong I was.

The moment my body shifted my cheeks were pulled apart ever so slightly, giving the LifeSavers the opening they were looking for. An immense roar reverberated through my ears as my body rid itself of the candies, my anus feeling as if I had given birth to a baby made of hand grenades.

Pit, if you ever, ever feel as if you may want to pick up a tin of these candies, these heathens, these circular mints formed by Satan himself, allow my experience to sway you. They will bring a plague upon your house.



I would sig this whole damn thing if I could. That is the funniest thing that I read in a very long time.
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#31
Quote by NotAGuitarHero

At the point where I could take it no longer I sprinted to the small bathroom in my basement. I planted my buttocks firmly on the lid after dropping trou and was greeted by a hearty hello in the form of my ass exploding into the porcelain bowl. There was a moment when the gas subsided and I sat on the toilet, leaning towards the toilet paper. Thinking I was safe. How wrong I was.

i want to sig this.


but it's too long.


curse you NotAGuitarHero good sir, for writing such an amazing story that's too long to be siggled!
#32
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i want to sig this.


but it's too long.


curse you NotAGuitarHero good sir, for writing such an amazing story that's too long to be siggled!


So you'll the settle for the ass kissing sig, it seems.
#33
similar thing happened to me when i ate heaps of cherries.

incredibly painful
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#34


I wanted to be cool like those other guys...
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#35
I think someone spiked your raisins
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