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Hello UG! With the new year rolling in and the hangovers fading away, it's time to confess. what did you do that was stupid? did you jump off a barn and break a knee? get so drunk that a very nice RX-8 needs new upholstery? Did you get into a fight? I need to know! I'm stupid too! I just want to know that i'm not the only one!

So please post some stories of your druken stupor, and the consequences.

For example, I ran barefoot through the deep snow in a race to the road, which ended with m cutting my feet. I also Got into a fight with my buddy over who was sleeping on the couch, resulting in some nasty scars from a locking nut.

Go!
Last edited by restless_thrash at Jan 2, 2009,
#2
I don't do stupid things
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#3
I smoked for the first time. I consider that stupid.

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#4
I haven't had a hangover since Xmas, it's awesome! Spent close to £200 on Alcohol this week though, nightmare.
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#7
Yeah once i made this really silly thread about stupid things i did and, Oh wait...
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#8
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I also Got into a fight with my buddy over who was sleeping on the couch, resulting in some nasty scars from a locking nut.
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#11


I lost it at the locking nut part

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#13
Hmmm. Stayed sober. Didn't spend any money on booze. Didn't smoke for the first time. Yeah, guess that's why I have money for my gear.
#14
My tummy hurts.
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#18
I was singing for my mum around 05.30 to prove I wasn't drunk


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#19
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I was singing for my mum around 05.30 to prove I wasn't drunk




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#21
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#22
I spewed somewhere in Edinburgh

Think it was on the street somewhere, not too sure though. Other than that, was a fun night.
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#24
Three days before new years, i got a stomach virus of some sort, and spent the night puking. The next day i just sat around and tried not to puke, and then on new years eve, i smoked about 5 bowls of weed, and fell asleep. Only to wake up at 5 and have the ****s.

I still have the ****s.
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#26
I had a bad case of beergoggles and I was doing a wierd mix of fascist salutes and squats around someones house at 5 in the morning.

Not to mention large amounts of hooch and retarded conversations.
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#27
has anyone seen harold and kumar go to white castle? where they get high and go on a huge mission just to get some food.
our night was like that haha we wanted to walk to macdonalds which is really far if you walk via all the streets but some how we ended up in some huges woods in pitch black for hours not knowing where the **** we was, getting shredded by barb wire and thornes then we got out onto a railtrack and was walking the lines for another few hours none of us really thought much of it at the time, we were just walking where ever we could for some reason and completely forgot about going to maccy dees but the railtracks took us to where we wanted to go so it was all good
#28
Tripped over a step at my mates house while completely sober and shredded the knees on my best jeans. Fvcking thing came out of nowhere.
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#29
I drank an entire bottle of jagermeister in a half hour and threw most of if up quickly after that
#30
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Hmmm. Stayed sober. Didn't spend any money on booze. Didn't smoke for the first time. Yeah, guess that's why I have money for my gear.

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#34
We stole a lot of stuff...turned up at a house party carrying a bed we found in the street and wondered in to random houses and started cooking their food...too much undercooked scrambled egg combined with bad booze didn't do anything good for smb's stomach
#35
whenever people were being sick i was good "GOOD JOB YOU'RE DOING WELL" and said "stay sick blud" to one.
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Collapsed at the bottom of a stairway, about it really..
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#36
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I drank an entire bottle of jagermeister in a half hour and threw most of if up quickly after that


Same here, almost. Drank it over a couple of hours with a few corona. Ended up waking up on some guys kitchen table, no idea how i got there, didn't even know the guys whos flat it was
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#37
We played with nerf guns. Only we stuck tooth picks in the darts so there was like one inch sticking out. It hurt like hell. I have little cuts all over me.
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#38
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pity noo but you do know mega mindy right ?




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#39
I got high and tried to ski behind a honda civic...ouch
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#40
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has anyone seen harold and kumar go to white castle? where they get high and go on a huge mission just to get some food.
our night was like that haha we wanted to walk to macdonalds which is really far if you walk via all the streets but some how we ended up in some huges woods in pitch black for hours not knowing where the **** we was, getting shredded by barb wire and thornes then we got out onto a railtrack and was walking the lines for another few hours none of us really thought much of it at the time, we were just walking where ever we could for some reason and completely forgot about going to maccy dees but the railtracks took us to where we wanted to go so it was all good


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